Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 16

Bilbo1967 · 06-15-2010, 04:12 PM

"Outer Space", I asked. "What the hell do you mean, Outer Space?".

dreams · 06-16-2010, 03:33 AM

"And another thing", I croaked, as blondie crossed her legs in the chair across from me. "Who are you and why did you really hire me?"

MJK2111 · 06-16-2010, 10:17 AM

"For a big-time private dick, you sure don't catch on very fast, do you?" blondie replied. "Take a good long look at my face..." she cooed.

poohbear_nc · 06-16-2010, 10:37 AM

I looked deep into those baby blues and felt my knee caps begin to melt. Then I dropped my eyes to her lips and my blood froze.

MJK2111 · 06-16-2010, 02:05 PM

"Now here's a dame that needs a good rogering!", I remember thinking, "And I'm just the man to do it!" Reaching out, I held her face in my hands.

poohbear_nc · 06-16-2010, 02:06 PM

She murmured, "I didn't know your name was roger." "Please let go of my earrings roger."

dreams · 06-16-2010, 03:57 PM

"Erm, Ahem, I, I, Um, right," I stuttered, as I sat back in my chair. "Back to business, Who are you and why did you really hire me?"

MJK2111 · 06-16-2010, 04:04 PM

Curiously, she ignored the question about her identity. "I hired you because I heard you were the best dick in LA." she said.

poohbear_nc · 06-16-2010, 04:11 PM

"Well, THAT got my attention!" Then I realized what she really meant, crossed my legs, and tried to look professional again.

MJK2111 · 06-16-2010, 04:58 PM

While trying to avoid staring at her ample cleavage, I asked "What exactly DID you hire me for?" Giving up and starting directly at her cleavage, I awaited her answer.

Bilbo1967 · 06-16-2010, 05:07 PM

Unfortunately, staring at that cleavage had had a mesmerising effect on me; when no answer was forthcoming I blurted out, "Those are amazing breasts, could I weigh them?". Taking her shocked silence as acquiescence, I grabbed one in each hand and jiggled away, shouting "WAAAAY".

A_J_Lath · 06-16-2010, 05:21 PM

Which soon developed into a scream as she returned the favour by grabbing both my testicles with one hand and giving a short, sudden twist. "If you wanna get your hands on some knockers," she whispered into my ear, "then become a Jehovas Witness, buddy!"

dreams · 06-16-2010, 05:27 PM

I jerked and slapped myself on the side of the head, to clear that wishful thought and resulting scenario from my head.

I decided to get up and add something a bit stronger to the water in my glass, to clear my head.

Bilbo1967 · 06-16-2010, 05:41 PM

Fortifying Tallisker and water in hand I took a deep breath to clear my head and said, "Sorry doll, let's start again, eh?". "OK", she replied, "But no more funny business".

poohbear_nc · 06-16-2010, 06:56 PM

"I wasn't laughing, if you noticed" I replied. "OK - what's the score?"

06-15-2010, 04:12 PM	#226
Bilbo1967 Not scared! Posts: 13,424 Karma: 81011643 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Midlands, UK Device: Kindle Paperwhite 10, Huawei M5 10	"Outer Space", I asked. "What the hell do you mean, Outer Space?". Last edited by Bilbo1967; 06-15-2010 at 04:16 PM.

06-16-2010, 05:07 PM	#236
Bilbo1967 Not scared! Posts: 13,424 Karma: 81011643 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Midlands, UK Device: Kindle Paperwhite 10, Huawei M5 10	Unfortunately, staring at that cleavage had had a mesmerising effect on me; when no answer was forthcoming I blurted out, "Those are amazing breasts, could I weigh them?". Taking her shocked silence as acquiescence, I grabbed one in each hand and jiggled away, shouting "WAAAAY". Last edited by Bilbo1967; 06-16-2010 at 05:14 PM.

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06-16-2010, 03:33 AM	#227
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	"And another thing", I croaked, as blondie crossed her legs in the chair across from me. "Who are you and why did you really hire me?"

06-16-2010, 10:17 AM	#228
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	"For a big-time private dick, you sure don't catch on very fast, do you?" blondie replied. "Take a good long look at my face..." she cooed.

06-16-2010, 10:37 AM	#229
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,231 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I looked deep into those baby blues and felt my knee caps begin to melt. Then I dropped my eyes to her lips and my blood froze.

06-16-2010, 02:05 PM	#230
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	"Now here's a dame that needs a good rogering!", I remember thinking, "And I'm just the man to do it!" Reaching out, I held her face in my hands.

06-16-2010, 02:06 PM	#231
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,231 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	She murmured, "I didn't know your name was roger." "Please let go of my earrings roger."

06-16-2010, 03:57 PM	#232
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	"Erm, Ahem, I, I, Um, right," I stuttered, as I sat back in my chair. "Back to business, Who are you and why did you really hire me?"

06-16-2010, 04:04 PM	#233
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	Curiously, she ignored the question about her identity. "I hired you because I heard you were the best dick in LA." she said.

06-16-2010, 04:11 PM	#234
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,231 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"Well, THAT got my attention!" Then I realized what she really meant, crossed my legs, and tried to look professional again.

06-16-2010, 04:58 PM	#235
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	While trying to avoid staring at her ample cleavage, I asked "What exactly DID you hire me for?" Giving up and starting directly at her cleavage, I awaited her answer.

06-16-2010, 05:21 PM	#237
A_J_Lath Zealot Posts: 134 Karma: 200000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: UK Device: Computer	Which soon developed into a scream as she returned the favour by grabbing both my testicles with one hand and giving a short, sudden twist. "If you wanna get your hands on some knockers," she whispered into my ear, "then become a Jehovas Witness, buddy!"

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06-16-2010, 05:27 PM	#238
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	I jerked and slapped myself on the side of the head, to clear that wishful thought and resulting scenario from my head. I decided to get up and add something a bit stronger to the water in my glass, to clear my head.

06-16-2010, 05:41 PM	#239
Bilbo1967 Not scared! Posts: 13,424 Karma: 81011643 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Midlands, UK Device: Kindle Paperwhite 10, Huawei M5 10	Fortifying Tallisker and water in hand I took a deep breath to clear my head and said, "Sorry doll, let's start again, eh?". "OK", she replied, "But no more funny business".

06-16-2010, 06:56 PM	#240
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,231 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"I wasn't laughing, if you noticed" I replied. "OK - what's the score?"