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Bah, humbug!
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What's out in your garden now ....
An evil mastermind bent on the destruction of my strawberry patch. My nemesis! Professor Moriarty to my Holmes! The Joker to my Batman! The feathered fiend of destruction! A blue jay who stares me in the eye daily with a countenance full of "What in the name of Hades are you doing in my garden, puny human?"
Don't talk to me about scarecrows. Scarecrows are worthless against a beast who has the unmitigated gall to fly down and steal strawberries from the very row in which I'm busy pulling weeds! I'm thinking of taking out a professional hit on him. Where's Hawkman when you need him? |
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Bah! Humbug!
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You could put a cape & mask on your pug! The blue jay would laugh so hard you could whack him yourself! Or invite KK & her super-cat over for brunch! Blue jay fricassee!
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The Dank Side of the Moon
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and the dreaded magpie!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magpie I guess it's actually a member of the Crow family. |
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