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Old 12-31-2009, 06:51 PM   #2371
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Happy new year Marc from the last decade. I think you have to take it out and put it back in before you can shake it all about. That's if we're talking about your right foot.
I'm using my left, because I'm a gauche rebel.

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Do your arms feel like two balloons?
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Though not usually up for verbal or nonverbal violence, this struck me as a nice little stanza:

My fist
Your face
Same time
Same place
Reminds me of an old response to the (then) smoker's question:

Q. Have you got a match?
A. Yes, my arse and your face.

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Good morrow to ya, Marc! Uh, hey, wouldya mind telling me what the winning lottery numbers will be for the next jackpot? You can PM me. Thnx.
The winning number is "11ty".

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Old 12-31-2009, 07:55 PM   #2372
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> Originally Posted by Not_A_Crook
> Stupidity is the result of political strain,
> thus we are all mice.
I'm not. I'm a monkey.
Said the one cow, "Aren't you afraid of Mad Cow Disease?"
Said the other, "Why should I worry? I'm a squirrel!"
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Old 12-31-2009, 07:57 PM   #2373
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Time to take a break, Dylrob.

OK, that's enough, back to wor-...

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19 September, matey!
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Old 12-31-2009, 08:00 PM   #2374
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Wow... I have palindromic karma, for the time being...

2222

Or Dyslexic Kamra...

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Or redumdant carma

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Or Train Engineer Karma!

22!! 22!!

Or stuttttering kkarma

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or doubled, doubled, doubled up karma

1, 2, 22, 2222

Only four more hours until the ball drops... sigh.
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Old 01-01-2010, 09:32 PM   #2375
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I went into a shop this morning and found a display of Easter eggs.
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Old 01-01-2010, 09:37 PM   #2376
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That beats my siting of Valentine's Day cards being put on the shelf.
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Old 01-02-2010, 04:23 AM   #2377
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Old 01-02-2010, 11:49 PM   #2378
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Dear lord, the new Doctor is only three years older than me!
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Old 01-03-2010, 12:49 AM   #2379
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Dear lord, the new Doctor is only three years older than me!
Christopher Eccleston is 6 years older than me. David Tennant is 1 year younger than me. Matt Smith is 12 years younger than me. This year...this year...I turn 40.

Why do I still feel about 21 (at the most)?
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Old 01-03-2010, 01:22 AM   #2380
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Age is strange. When I began reading his books, Philip K Dick was way older then I. Now I just reached the age he will never go beyond.

I haven't even begun yet and he was already finished. Sigh.
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Old 01-03-2010, 01:45 AM   #2381
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I'm trying to use the above to hone my appreciation rather than demotivate myself, Littermate.

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Old 01-03-2010, 03:26 AM   #2382
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Christopher Eccleston is 6 years older than me. David Tennant is 1 year younger than me. Matt Smith is 12 years younger than me. This year...this year...I turn 40.

Why do I still feel about 21 (at the most)?

'cause that's your arm holding limit ....
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:08 AM   #2383
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Christopher Eccleston is 6 years older than me. David Tennant is 1 year younger than me. Matt Smith is 12 years younger than me. This year...this year...I turn 40.
My mother said I was going on 40 on my birthday. I countered that she was going on 60 (and she was closer to that than I am to 40!). That made her stop
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My mother said I was going on 40 on my birthday. I countered that she was going on 60 (and she was closer to that than I am to 40!). That made her stop

my age in years
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:24 AM   #2385
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Christopher Eccleston is 6 years older than me. David Tennant is 1 year younger than me. Matt Smith is 12 years younger than me. This year...this year...I turn 40.

Why do I still feel about 21 (at the most)?
Young whippernsapper... not wet behind the ears yet... etc etc

But I understand what you mean... It's a guy thing... we turn twelve, and then we just grow physically
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