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Old 10-10-2011, 07:17 AM   #2356
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A marriage between different species rarely* ends well.
Paul, I know your feelings about mixed marriages so I'd like you to meet my cousin, Ivana Husband.

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Old 10-10-2011, 08:29 AM   #2357
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OK - time to step in here! This has gone far enough! Video terrorism? Unnatural trans-species unions? Rats in vintage lace?

This thread ends here. With this post. My post.

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Old 10-10-2011, 08:59 AM   #2358
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OK - time to step in here! This has gone far enough! Video terrorism? Unnatural trans-species unions? Rats in vintage lace?

This thread ends here. With this post. My post.

[*shakes head in sorrow*]
But you forgot to close the thread. Never mind, just close it now. No need for another post!
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Old 10-10-2011, 08:59 AM   #2359
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[*shakes head in sorrow*]
Keep shakin' baby. Unless you use the green dream to pull us down, you're gonna' be here with the rest of us forever. Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever ......... Forever .........
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Old 10-10-2011, 09:05 AM   #2360
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Old 10-10-2011, 09:05 AM   #2361
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OK - time to step in here! This has gone far enough! Video terrorism? Unnatural trans-species unions? Rats in vintage lace?

This thread ends here. With this post. My post.

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Old 10-10-2011, 09:07 AM   #2362
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Has this thread got silly enough to close yet?



Perhaps if I posted some quotes from a banned ex-member that might get the thread closed. Hmm... a doomsday option. Not yet, I think.
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Old 10-10-2011, 09:54 AM   #2363
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Old 10-10-2011, 09:59 AM   #2364
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Then I might have to quote some poetry. You can avoid this awful fate by simply closing the thread with no addition comments. Everyone will thank you. At least, everyone who matters.
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Old 10-10-2011, 09:59 AM   #2365
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I rather enjoy Vogon poetry.
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Old 10-10-2011, 10:11 AM   #2366
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You were warned. It's not too late to avoid the remaining 14 verses!

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Oh, thou demon Drink, thou fell destroyer;
Thou curse of society, and its greatest annoyer.
What hast thou done to society, let me think?
I answer thou hast caused the most of ills, thou demon Drink.

Thou causeth the mother to neglect her child,
Also the father to act as he were wild,
So that he neglects his loving wife and family dear,
By spending his earnings foolishly on whisky, rum and beer.
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Old 10-10-2011, 10:20 AM   #2367
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I'll have a double of that Demon drink!

And another verse!
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Old 10-10-2011, 10:22 AM   #2368
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You were warned. It's not too late to avoid the remaining 14 verses!
Oye!
Stop that. My family mantra. (our family mantra out loud for everyone to hear)
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Old 10-10-2011, 10:23 AM   #2369
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And after spending his earnings foolishly he beats his wife-
The man that promised to protect her during life-
And so the man would if there was no drink in society,
For seldom a man beats his wife in a state of sobriety.

And if he does, perhaps he finds his wife fou',
Then that causes, no doubt, a great hullaballo;
When he finds his wife drunk he begins to frown,
And in a fury of passion he knocks her down.

And in that knock down she fractures her head,
And perhaps the poor wife she is killed dead,
Whereas, if there was no strong drink to be got,
To be killed wouldn't have been the poor wife's lot.
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Old 10-10-2011, 10:25 AM   #2370
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Oye!
Stop that. My family mantra. (our family mantra out loud for everyone to hear)
Alas, it's only a moderator (poohbear_nc) that can stop this torment, by closing the thread, without further comments.
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