Unutterably Silly Picture battle!

[Mortis]

Originally Posted by wannabee

I know......but i'll need to reload the spray gun for that avatar!
I was hoping for volunteers from the opposite sex mate!

This post just makes your avatar fit so well

I'll let you off the hook, but I know a few young ladies that might be interested in that mural you mentioned

Spoiler:

[Falcao]

[MJK2111]

[Mortis]

Much better, less disturbing

[MJK2111]

For the 'older' crowd...

[Mortis]

The lady in that picture looks like Sue Johanson a sex therapist that used to have a radio show called "Sex with Sue"

[MJK2111]

Originally Posted by Mortis

The lady in that picture looks like Sue Johanson a sex therapist that used to have a radio show called "Sex with Sue"

I watched her show a few times...it was "interesting"

[Mortis]

Originally Posted by MJK2111

I watched her show a few times...it was "interesting"

Didn't know she made it to the US, good on Sue.

I have to add this..sorry.



Sex talk from someone who really looks like my gran, I was ok till she was on TV

[MJK2111]

Originally Posted by Mortis

Didn't know she made it to the US, good on Sue.
Sex talk from someone who really looks like my gran, I was ok till she was on TV

It was especially hilarious when she used the dolls to illustrate something...or when she proudly displayed "adult products" while explaining the finer points of sex.

[SameOldStory]

I'm afraid that this thread is going to poop, but I'll drop my contribution in the pot too.

Looking for a picture I hound this;


But when I went to the website to check it out I got this
El aseo rodeo

A Reverso translation

Spoiler:

If you are a cowboy and of taking a bathroom as all the rest you do not like it, estate tránquilo. Here you have the bathroom I make a detour. With him(it) you will be able to feel the best cowboy of the distant west and to imagine that you gallop for Texas's plains while you do your needs.

To part(report) of it, they say that the position that you adopt on having sat down improves the evacuation. It will be a question of proving(trying) it …

I think that we need a volunteer to help us with this one.


GOOGLE translation;

Spoiler:

If you're a cowboy and that to have a toilet like everyone else you do not like, be quiet. Here's the toilet rodeo. With it you can feel the best cowboy in the Wild West and imagine that gallops across the plains of Texas while doing your needs.

Other than that, they say that the position you adopt when sitting improves evacuation. Issue will prove ...

No wonder I can't speak good like.

[Falcao]

I will try a paraphrase:

If you are a cowboy and you don't like to take a poop like everybody else, be calm. Here you have the rodeo toilet. With it, you will feel the best cowboy in the far west and imagine that you are galloping across the Texas plains while doing your needs.

Besides that, they say that the sitting position improves evacuation. It's just a matter of taking a ride...

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One doubt I have is if it's correct to put "imagine" alone like above or if you need to say "...you will feel the best cowboy in the far west and you will imagine that..."

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The following picture can be offensive for some...

Spoiler:

[SolRaven]

Originally Posted by Mortis

Didn't know she made it to the US, good on Sue.

I have to add this..sorry.



Sex talk from someone who really looks like my gran, I was ok till she was on TV

When she said, "I worry about it, but it's your rectum not mine." I could not control my burst of laughter! That was hilarious! She's awesome!

[wannabee]

[Mortis]

Originally Posted by SolRaven

When she said, "I worry about it, but it's your rectum not mine." I could not control my burst of laughter! That was hilarious! She's awesome!

Sue is awesome, but I can't watch her in TV, it just creeps me out. She came to our University to do a talk about sex, there wasn't a seat left in the house, there were 400 - 500 people standing in the aisles to see her. One of the most enjoyable lectures I've ever been to.

[orlok]