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Murderous Mustela
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I'm sure we could solve the quantity issue through a mixture of mad science and Elven magic.
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#2252 |
I’m a Happy Boy!
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*Ties napkin around neck and commences salivating*
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#2253 |
Grand Sorcerer
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*throws a perfectly BBQ'd pig with all the fixin's into the thread*
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#2254 |
Murderous Mustela
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No thanks, we're Jewish.
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I’m a Happy Boy!
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*gulp*
Ready for seconds |
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Grand Sorcerer
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*throws a side of BBQ beef and smoked salmon into the thread*
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#2257 |
I’m a Happy Boy!
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CHOMP!
Ready for the fowl. |
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#2258 |
Grand Sorcerer
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No fowls until you have eaten all your veggies.
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I’m a Happy Boy!
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I did! I did! Salad, steamed and crunchy sticks too. Can I help it if I'm insatiable?
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Ex-Helpdesk Junkie
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Thanks for you concern for me!
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#2261 |
Bah! Humbug!
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I'm NOT a Kosher chicken!
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ALL chickens are Kosher...
Unless you have some form of injury. Or unless the butcher forgets (or doesn't know) how to perform a Kosher slaughtering. Or unless everyone forgets (or didn't know) that only rabbinically-certified shochtim count -- even if it happens that the procedure was done perfectly -- which basically means said shochet must be Jewish too. Fear not... or at least do not fear the Jewish populace. It takes too much work to target a specific chicken. |
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#2263 |
Force-Aware Elf
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Fear the hungry Elves, not the Jews
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Force-Aware Elf
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And Dogs, Phoenixes, Weasels and BELs
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#2265 |
Samurai Lizard
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Don't forget the scientists of all types!
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