Corrupt-a-Wish - Page 15

Steven Lyle Jordan · 09-23-2008, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slite

I wish I could go to Singapore to watch the next Formula One race.

Granted. At the last minute, they move the race to Dover, Delaware. What the heck are you doing in Singapore?

I wish I made a 100% organic, fat-burning, cholesterol-lowering, sodium-reducing Big Mac and sold the formula to McDonald's for a million bucks.

Taylor514ce · 09-23-2008, 09:16 AM

Granted: a million male deer converge like locusts upon your home.

I wish people derived as much joy from listening to me explain binary notation as I do explaining it.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 09-23-2008, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

I wish people derived as much joy from listening to me explain binary notation as I do explaining it.

Granted. Now they've pestered you so much for dissertations on binary notation that you've gone hoarse, and your people are extremely angry at you for not talking to them. I'd hide if I were you...

I wish I could stop all wars by faking a botched alien invasion and permanently distracting the world from killing each other.

acidzebra · 09-23-2008, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Granted. Now they've pestered you so much for dissertations on binary notation that you've gone hoarse, and your people are extremely angry at you for not talking to them. I'd hide if I were you...

I wish I could stop all wars by faking a botched alien invasion and permanently distracting the world from killing each other.

You succeed, but in the ensuing love-fest and swords-to-ploughshares party the real aliens land, and they package all of humanity for use as light interstellar snacks.

I wish the EU TV stations would stop covering the US elections in excruciatingly boring detail.

zelda_pinwheel · 09-23-2008, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acidzebra

You succeed, but in the ensuing love-fest and swords-to-ploughshares party the real aliens land, and they package all of humanity for use as light interstellar snacks.

I wish the EU TV stations would stop covering the US elections in excruciatingly boring detail.

granted. they've been pre-empted for a special edition of Eurovision. all eurovision, all channels, all the time.

until 2012.

Taylor514ce · 09-23-2008, 05:07 PM

Zelda: now you have make a wish. It's the rule.

zelda_pinwheel · 09-23-2008, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

Zelda: now you have make a wish. It's the rule.

oh *right*... (wow i'm really bad at this game aren't i ?)

i wish that people would finally understand that the diphthong "sz" is just like the diphthong "sh" in western languages. it's not that complicated.

Taylor514ce · 09-23-2008, 05:19 PM

Granted: this wish is fulfilled by those who are aware opening every conversation with, "did you know that the diphthong 'sz' is just like the diphthong 'sh' in Western languages?" until everyone, everywhere, begins conversations thusly, causing a strong desire to never converse with anyone, ever.

I wish: Bill Watterson hadn't stopped writing "Calvin and Hobbes" cartoons.

Dylrob · 09-23-2008, 06:31 PM

Granted. Though it lasted way past its prime, and is now despised more than that comic with the orange lasagna eating cat. (thy unholy name shall not be uttered by thee!)

I wish the unholy one was exorcised from my news paper!

RickyMaveety · 09-23-2008, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Granted. Though it lasted way past its prime, and is now despised more than that comic with the orange lasagna eating cat. (thy unholy name shall not be uttered by thee!)

I wish the unholy one was exorcised from my news paper!

Granted, however, it is replaced by a comic strip about Tzarfield, an overweight borscht eating Russian blue cat.

I wish that I had Felix the Cat's magic bag so that I could pack all this stuff that I need for my trip into one take on.

Greg Anos · 09-23-2008, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Granted. Though it lasted way past its prime, and is now despised more than that comic with the orange lasagna eating cat. (thy unholy name shall not be uttered by thee!)

I wish the unholy one was exorcised from my news paper!

Granted - It's replaced with one about Steve Dallas' love life.

RickyMaveety · 09-23-2008, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

Granted - It's replaced with one about Steve Dallas' love life.

No fair Ralph .... I granted and corrupted that one first, AND you forgot to make a wish!!!

Steven Lyle Jordan · 09-24-2008, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

I wish that I had Felix the Cat's magic bag so that I could pack all this stuff that I need for my trip into one take on.

Granted. Too bad it was confiscated by airport security.

I wish my cat could beat all the other critters in a Pokemon tournament.

Slite · 09-24-2008, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Granted. Too bad it was confiscated by airport security.

I wish my cat could beat all the other critters in a Pokemon tournament.

Granted, but by you just uttering the forbidden word Po***on, your cat is sucked up into a wormhole and deposited on the 4:th planet of Antares, so he never gets to show his talent

I wish I had a donut (chocolate covered)

Cookie Monster · 09-24-2008, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slite

I wish I had a donut (chocolate covered)

Granted but the chocolate was made by Private S Baldrick.

I wish Zelda Pinwheel was using her girl in a bathtub avatar again

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09-23-2008, 09:16 AM	#212
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	Granted: a million male deer converge like locusts upon your home. I wish people derived as much joy from listening to me explain binary notation as I do explaining it.

09-23-2008, 05:07 PM	#216
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	Zelda: now you have make a wish. It's the rule.

09-23-2008, 05:19 PM	#218
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	Granted: this wish is fulfilled by those who are aware opening every conversation with, "did you know that the diphthong 'sz' is just like the diphthong 'sh' in Western languages?" until everyone, everywhere, begins conversations thusly, causing a strong desire to never converse with anyone, ever. I wish: Bill Watterson hadn't stopped writing "Calvin and Hobbes" cartoons.

09-23-2008, 06:31 PM	#219
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Granted. Though it lasted way past its prime, and is now despised more than that comic with the orange lasagna eating cat. (thy unholy name shall not be uttered by thee!) I wish the unholy one was exorcised from my news paper!

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