Unutterably Silly So what are you doing RIGHT NOW?

[kindlekitten]

a trumpet goes into a wind generating orifice yes?

the mouth is one....

[recluse]

The rectum. For your larger wind instruments.

Of course, there are the nostrils.
You can get a pair of flutes or kazoos in them.

I can play my nose.
The theme from "The GodFather"
The theme from the "Batman" tv show
"The William Tell Overture"
"Dueling Banjos"
The theme from "Hawaii Five-O"

[devilsadvocate]

Originally Posted by kindlekitten

a trumpet goes into a wind generating orifice yes?

the mouth is one....

The doors to the Capitol Building would be another.

Unlike your example however, only the politicians entering think they hear trumpets blaring.

[WT Sharpe]

Originally Posted by devilsadvocate

Nooo, band camp was for geeks, I had a bicycle to ride, soccer to play, girls to chase etc. Anyway I quit band in high school...you can see my high school band in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", that's them jamming out in the parade. True story.



If it's a rear trumpet, wouldn't that negate the need for a mouthpiece?

Thank you, I'm here all week.

Seriously though, he would literally play both trumpets, one in each hand, at the same time.

It gets better. His last name was Key, and he named his daughters Melody and Harmony. I swear on any religious text you'd care to use that I'm not making this up.

The youngest of my sisters, whose name begins with "A", was nicknamed "A Sharpe" when she played clarinet in high school!

[WT Sharpe]

Originally Posted by recluse

Is there a special mouthpiece for the rear trumpet?
There had to be a special diet to build up that much gas.

I like you, Jon. You say what the rest of us are thinking, but don't have the nerve to say straight out!

[kennyc]

Turnips.

[kennyc]

Just checking for my final paycheck at:

http://www.coloradolottery.com/

but no banana.

[recluse]

You don't need the lottery, kenny.
Someday your art will be world famous.
You'll have money and groupies.
And an overinflated ego.
But you'll still be my favorite cranky old hippy!

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by recluse

You don't need the lottery, kenny.
Someday your art will be world famous.
You'll have money and groupies.
And an overinflated ego.
But you'll still be my favorite cranky old hippy!

Thanks Recluse.....may already have #3....

[GraceKrispy]

Just let the air out a little at a time, kenny, and it'll be fine. Don't let it all go at once, or it'll make an embarrassing farting noise, and we all know that only one person on MR makes that noise on purpose.

Or, just be happy with it and know that you have your own built-in life raft!

[recluse]

That's so nice of you to finally admit it, Grace!
We all forgive you your flatulence!
Incontinence isn't a crime!

[kindlekitten]

Originally Posted by recluse

That's so nice of you to finally admit it, Grace!
We all forgive you your flatulence!
Incontinence isn't a crime!

shhhhhh! she was very politely trying to not bring any undue attention to h_t

[recluse]

You mean catch his attention.
Then they would both be doing it.

On clarinets, probably.

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by kindlekitten

shhhhhh! she was very politely trying to not bring any undue attention to h_t

Hee-Hee and with that I dedicate my 12K post to our own Happy_Terd!

[recluse]

And I dedicate this post to the only fan of H_T's blowhole!

Congrats, kenny!