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Old 05-05-2014, 07:32 PM   #2161
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I think I'll try to trap him by surrounding him with pebbles. At the rate of one pebble every 10 seconds, PoohBear should be unable to move in about 10 hours.
*chicken sneezes* ACHOOOOOOO! Dang - all this pollen ....


Oh look, the ground is covered by tiny pebbles .... I have my own rock garden ...
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Old 05-05-2014, 07:55 PM   #2162
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That was true until we tortured all the secrets out of your leaders.
Ah, but you forget, by doing so they would turn in to Orcs, and thus lie about everything (Which is beside the point that I am the Leader of the Elves)
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Old 05-05-2014, 08:02 PM   #2163
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Ah, but you forget, by doing so they would turn in to Orcs, and thus lie about everything (Which is beside the point that I am the Leader of the Elves)
And here all along I thought Santa was the leader.
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Old 05-05-2014, 08:16 PM   #2164
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He isn't an Elf, the word imposter comes to mind...
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Old 05-05-2014, 08:45 PM   #2165
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That was true until we tortured all the secrets out of your leaders.
What part of Elven magic do you not understand?
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Ah, but you forget, by doing so they would turn in to Orcs, and thus lie about everything (Which is beside the point that I am the Leader of the Elves)
What about the much simpler reason that it wouldn't do any good? After all, the primary ingredient of Elven magic is: being an elf....

Not much point in stealing spells they can't use, I should think. More proof of Orcness?
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Old 05-05-2014, 08:54 PM   #2166
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Old 05-05-2014, 09:02 PM   #2167
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Ah, but you forget, by doing so they would turn in to Orcs, and thus lie about everything (Which is beside the point that I am the Leader of the Elves)
*points to the vials of truth and memory serums*
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Old 05-05-2014, 09:05 PM   #2168
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Well, eschwartz was right too...
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Old 05-05-2014, 09:36 PM   #2169
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I have an 'Elf on the Shelf'. We could probably get some magic secrets from him.
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Old 05-05-2014, 09:39 PM   #2170
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Not a real one... obviously
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Old 05-05-2014, 09:42 PM   #2171
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Depends on your definition of real.
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Old 05-05-2014, 09:51 PM   #2172
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As in not fake? Maybe?
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Um I think we should refocus here. It is the chicken thread after all.

So in the spirit of chicken chasers everywhere...
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