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Old 12-01-2010, 06:53 PM   #2146
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I knew that joke would probably reach only a small target audience, but I liked it enough to post it anyway.
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Old 12-01-2010, 08:50 PM   #2147
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My money's on CERN finding it first
Yeah, me too even if Fermi has Xena working for them.

P.S. I'll never think of Xena the same again.
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Old 12-02-2010, 03:38 AM   #2148
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Yeah, me too even if Fermi has Xena working for them.

P.S. I'll never think of Xena the same again.
Nor will I!
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Old 12-02-2010, 07:43 AM   #2149
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Old 12-02-2010, 08:03 AM   #2150
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Old 12-02-2010, 09:01 AM   #2151
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Survival of the fittest.....
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Old 12-02-2010, 10:06 AM   #2152
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Or, in this case, fattest.


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Old 12-02-2010, 10:11 AM   #2153
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Not quiiiiiite. We take a basic proton* , speed it up a little**, and throw it at the wall*** and see what is inside it.****

* okay, we take a lot of protons all at once. They used to be Hydrogen, but we stripped off the electrons.
** okay, we actually speed it up to 99.99% the speed of light
*** okay, we actually aim it at particular target bits of metal. Or other protons. Or we sometimes aim the proton at a bunch of ANTI-protons.
**** What's inside it is all sorts of littler bits. Quarks, neutrinos, junk like that.
***** http://www.fnal.gov has cool pics somewhere plus lots more info
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Old 12-02-2010, 10:26 AM   #2154
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No, no, that's CERN, you've confused the two again BOb!
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Old 12-02-2010, 10:44 AM   #2155
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No, no, that's CERN, you've confused the two again BOb!
Ok... let's not split atoms over it.

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Old 12-02-2010, 10:56 AM   #2156
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Old 12-02-2010, 11:09 AM   #2157
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Yeah, me too even if Fermi has Xena working for them.

P.S. I'll never think of Xena the same again.
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Old 12-02-2010, 11:20 AM   #2158
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Never said that. Just never thought of Xena as a nuclear physicist.
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Old 12-02-2010, 12:06 PM   #2159
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Never said that. Just never thought of Xena as a nuclear physicist.
Xena: Warrior Physicist

"Xena, it's another mad god!"

"Oh, good! Fire up the Hadron Collider, Gabrielle! The math says it should be able to turn this bozo inside out. Time for an experiment!"

"I'm on it!"

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Xena: Warrior Physicist

"Xena, it's another mad god!"

"Oh, good! Fire up the Hadron Collider, Gabrielle! The math says it should be able to turn this bozo inside out. Time for an experiment!"

"I'm on it!"

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