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Old 04-08-2014, 05:44 AM   #2116
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Let's stop thinking and start chasing chickens!
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Old 04-08-2014, 05:50 AM   #2117
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So, there is an uberauthor who controls the Rule of Narrative Causality? An author who is above all other authors? One who's so awesome that we are not fit to even refer to him/her?
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At this point I shall stop since this is going into Deep Thought territory and I'm not sure if the true nature of existence which resulted in the creation of the Rule Of Narrative Causality means that there are 42 authors to control the destiny of the everything.
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Wise move.

(There are not 42, there are 3; see above.)
But shouldn't there be more than three, since each fate must have fates to guide their lives too. In turn those fates have fates to guide them...and so on.
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Old 04-08-2014, 08:37 AM   #2118
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But shouldn't there be more than three, since each fate must have fates to guide their lives too. In turn those fates have fates to guide them...and so on.
Doesn't that seem a little far-fetched?
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Old 04-08-2014, 08:41 AM   #2119
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Okay...

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Look at it go! It's already detected a flock of chickens!
I would be suspicious of this kind of optimistic success, considering that there is no flock of chickens here anyway. Perhaps you are still being distracted by those leftover dylrob?
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Old 04-08-2014, 08:00 PM   #2120
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Hmm, no chicken. "Guess we'll just have too eat everyone else!
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Old 04-09-2014, 06:04 AM   #2121
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Doesn't that seem a little far-fetched?
It is concerning mythological figures, so can it really be?
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Old 04-11-2014, 01:31 PM   #2122
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*Solitaire1 looks around the thread.*

It's so quiet here...where is everyone?

Since there's no chickens here, it's time to go for an alternative:
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Old 04-11-2014, 01:56 PM   #2123
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You're trying to lure him out of the woodwork. You know a Mod Chicken cannot resist spam.
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Old 04-11-2014, 02:29 PM   #2124
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Old 04-11-2014, 03:16 PM   #2125
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Old 04-11-2014, 04:20 PM   #2126
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Old 04-16-2014, 07:53 AM   #2127
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Old 04-16-2014, 12:26 PM   #2128
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Old 04-16-2014, 05:15 PM   #2129
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But they were spam. I guess we need to come up with a chicken version of spam.
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