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#21196 |
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Karma: 10105011
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Finally made it to Walmart.
Device: PRS 420
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I wonder how many people ever got away because of the rain.
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#21197 |
The Dank Side of the Moon
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Karma: 119747553
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Denver, CO
Device: Kindle2 & PW, Onyx Boox Go6
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#21198 |
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Karma: 535488
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the Mortuary
Device: Kindle 2
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I've been reading all day, Kenny.
Just took a break to rest my eyes. |
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#21199 |
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Karma: 10105011
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Finally made it to Walmart.
Device: PRS 420
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About to go into the garage and work on my biceps.
A guy at work once asked me what my goals were. "Goals" I said, "Goals" he responded. He told me that I had to have goals. After thinking for a moment or two I told him "I want to be able to make love to my wife for 3 hours straight and kill a man with my bare hands." He told me "good goals." |
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#21200 |
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the Mortuary
Device: Kindle 2
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The amount of Viagra and meth you would have to take to pull off the first goal would kill you.
Which would neatly cover the second goal. Death by your own hands. Here's a goal: One day without napping more than a nursing home resident. |
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#21201 |
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Finally made it to Walmart.
Device: PRS 420
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I want to try Viagra one day.
Not that I need it or anything. I just think it would be funny as hell to take it and wear tight jeans to work. |
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#21202 |
The Dank Side of the Moon
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Karma: 119747553
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Denver, CO
Device: Kindle2 & PW, Onyx Boox Go6
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#21203 |
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the Mortuary
Device: Kindle 2
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"Look, happy_terd's got half a roll of Certs!"
ROFL! |
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#21204 |
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Finally made it to Walmart.
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Quit staring at my certs, recluse.
*cough* pervert *cough* |
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#21205 |
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the Mortuary
Device: Kindle 2
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Hard not to look when you enter a room groin first.
In a a pair of ladies skinny jeans. |
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#21206 |
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Finally made it to Walmart.
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You got me there. My bad!!!
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#21207 |
The Dank Side of the Moon
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Denver, CO
Device: Kindle2 & PW, Onyx Boox Go6
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Boys! Boys!
That's my "stern" look in my avatar. |
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#21208 |
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the Mortuary
Device: Kindle 2
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Really?
I thought it was your "Hello, Sailor!" look. |
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#21209 |
The Dank Side of the Moon
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Location: Denver, CO
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It's about to be my "I'm going to kick your ass" look.
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#21210 |
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the Mortuary
Device: Kindle 2
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Oh, calm down.
Wanna Certs? |
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