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Old 03-24-2010, 02:58 PM   #196
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Well the shortest story (per Hemingway is)

For Sale: Baby Shoes. Never worn.
A couple of other contenders:

"Cosmic Report Card" by Forrest J. Ackerman ("Vertex", June 1973)
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"If Eve Had Failed to Conceive" by Ed Wellen ("Orbit 15", ed. Damon Knight, 1974)
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Old 03-24-2010, 02:58 PM   #197
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The Wombat Hole. That'd be a great name for an Australian gay bar!
Gay bars have such great names! At one time there was one at a local beach named 'The Oar House'.
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Old 03-24-2010, 03:01 PM   #198
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I would have been inclined to think that "axin'" would have been your favorite persuasion technique? Yes?
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Thought so.

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...and to mine as well!
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Old 03-24-2010, 03:01 PM   #199
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do you have the proper cheese knife for the job?
shamefully no

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Old 03-24-2010, 03:02 PM   #200
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...and to mine as well!
No such tools in my household. Where do you get yours?
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Old 03-24-2010, 03:03 PM   #201
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...and to mine as well!
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wow! I gotta say googling cheese knives has certainly gotten my appetite going! I thought I had some good ones! ha!
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Old 03-24-2010, 03:04 PM   #202
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you GRATE cheese not GRADE it! it's not a road surface (well maybe for mice)
What if he is referring to holding a mouse. The mouse then "grades" the cheese....

Yea, I know I'm reaching, but I was trying to help...
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Old 03-24-2010, 03:09 PM   #203
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What if he is referring to holding a mouse. The mouse then "grades" the cheese....

Yea, I know I'm reaching, but I was trying to help...

Yeah! What about THAT!
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Old 03-24-2010, 03:09 PM   #204
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... For example; the shortest sentence in the Christian Bible to my knowledge—certainly the shortest verse—is "Jesus wept." ...
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I thought the shortest sentence was "Go."
That sentence is certainly shorter but I'm not sure it's found in the anthology I referenced. I could be wrong.
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Old 03-24-2010, 03:11 PM   #205
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Nope, you need a direct object if 'grates" is a verb. .... of course I'm no Ronald Regan, nor do I play one on the internet...

I suppose in isolation if "this" does not refer to the previous sentence they yeah it could be construed to be a complete sentence, say if I were holding a cheese grader and said it.

I assumed she was.
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Old 03-24-2010, 03:13 PM   #206
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you GRATE cheese not GRADE it! it's not a road surface (well maybe for mice)
Kenny, this just isn't your day!
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Old 03-24-2010, 03:15 PM   #207
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Okay, let's say I was holding a road grader....
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then I don't think you would be bringing cheese to the party
But if he was holding road grader, that would mean he was working; and I've never worked anywhere there wasn't at least one cheese eater.
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Old 03-24-2010, 03:17 PM   #208
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Old 03-24-2010, 03:21 PM   #209
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Old 03-24-2010, 03:40 PM   #210
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