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Old 09-22-2008, 11:23 AM   #196
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Granted - but you have lockjaw and can't open your mouth.

I wish my cat would return the remote - I'm tired of watching Tom & Jerry Cartoons
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Old 09-22-2008, 11:42 AM   #197
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I wish my cat would return the remote - I'm tired of watching Tom & Jerry Cartoons
Granted. You just dug it out of her litterbox. It no longer works, of course. (Ew... what's that sticky stuff all in it?)

I wish I could do my office work, write new novels, redesign and rebuild my website, and manually convert all my old novels to ePub, at the same time.
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Old 09-22-2008, 11:57 AM   #198
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Granted - but you have Intel 8088 @ 4.7 mHz with BW monitor and only one 160k floppy with 32k memory.

I wish I could put pictures in posts.
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Old 09-22-2008, 12:03 PM   #199
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1 Hit the advanced reply button.
2. Click on the paperclip thing above the post window. It opens a 'manage attachments' window.
3. Navigate to your picture and upload it.
4. Click on your post, where you want the picture to go. Then on the downward-facing arrow to the right of the paperclip. That attaches the picture to your post. It will be visible after you click 'submit reply.'
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Old 09-22-2008, 01:13 PM   #200
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I guess that's Patricia-speak for "Granted. Your life just got a little more complicated."

I wish Knight Rider was driving a VentureOne, and the voice of KITT was Herve Villacheze.
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Old 09-22-2008, 01:26 PM   #201
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granted - but it won't start.

I wish I had a watermelon.
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Old 09-22-2008, 01:36 PM   #202
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granted - but it won't start.
Congratulations! You have provided the first corrupted wish that is by all accounts a good thing!

Have a watermelon. On me.
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Old 09-22-2008, 01:41 PM   #203
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Congratulations! You have provided the first corrupted wish that is by all accounts a good thing!

Have a watermelon. On me.
Granted, steve is covered with pieces of watermelon. Radioflyertoo, you can pick off the piece you want...

I wish for Steve Jordan's works in Hardback.....
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Old 09-22-2008, 01:50 PM   #204
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Granted - but you need a mirror to read them.

I wish for an aged brie.
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Old 09-22-2008, 02:00 PM   #205
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Granted, steve is covered with pieces of watermelon. Radioflyertoo, you can pick off the piece you want...
Hey! That wasn't a wish!
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Old 09-22-2008, 04:09 PM   #206
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The object of the thread is to corrupt wishes. Since you wouldn't I had to corrupt both of them, with one shot....Gee, some people....


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Granted, she's 97 years old and hard of heading.....

I wish I owned a producing oil well.
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Old 09-22-2008, 04:41 PM   #207
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The object of the thread is to corrupt wishes.
HA! Radioflyertoo did corrupt my wish... and it still turned out better than the original wish! (Anyone who doubts me is invited to go watch Knight Rider-- if you dare!) The thread should be officially closed in honorarium to Radioflyertoo's response to my sneaky Genie's Trap! HA HA!

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Granted, she's 97 years old and hard of heading.....
Maybe that's why it worked.

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I wish I owned a producing oil well.
Granted. It's in the Marianas Trench. Good luck getting to it.

I wish I could wish.
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Old 09-23-2008, 01:15 AM   #208
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HA! Radioflyertoo did corrupt my wish... and it still turned out better than the original wish! (Anyone who doubts me is invited to go watch Knight Rider-- if you dare!) The thread should be officially closed in honorarium to Radioflyertoo's response to my sneaky Genie's Trap! HA HA!



Maybe that's why it worked.

Oh, yeah...



Granted. It's in the Marianas Trench. Good luck getting to it.

I wish I could wish.
Granted, but you have no idea what to wish for, so your wish goes out the window

I wish I would get for free, every e-book ever published!
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Old 09-23-2008, 06:42 AM   #209
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Granted - but all the e-book readers have broken screens.

I wish crayons and coloring book.
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Granted - but all the e-book readers have broken screens.

I wish crayons and coloring book.
Granted, but the crayons are all the same color.

I wish I could go to Singapore to watch the next Formula One race.
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