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Old 03-12-2011, 04:56 PM   #196
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I have no idea what we are talking about, but don't stop now :P
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Old 03-12-2011, 05:12 PM   #197
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You sound like a man of mine. OH, oh, baby don't stop now!!! Are you sure, we never met?
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Old 03-12-2011, 05:28 PM   #198
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Pfff, it is not ugly. Actually it looks like Bette Davis, doesn't it?
More like Ray Walston.

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Old 03-12-2011, 05:42 PM   #199
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You sound like a man of mine. OH, oh, baby don't stop now!!! Are you sure, we never met?
Ich bin sicher, ich würde eine Frau wie Sie sich erinnern

My German is very rusty!
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Old 03-12-2011, 05:55 PM   #200
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But still very good!!

I better hop into my bed now before I start to make/translate puns with fell (which means fur in German) and fellatio and cats.

Nighty night, guys and dolls!
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Old 03-12-2011, 08:43 PM   #201
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just wait with that till other animals are going to be discussed hmm beavers maybe? :P
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Old 03-13-2011, 08:17 PM   #202
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Old 03-14-2011, 06:28 AM   #203
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well since someone mentioned beavers....

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Old 03-14-2011, 08:18 AM   #204
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Mortis; Wrong kind of beaver mate. I'll fill you in after school. Got a spare smoke?
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Old 03-14-2011, 09:52 AM   #205
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Mortis; Wrong kind of beaver mate. I'll fill you in after school. Got a spare smoke?
you sounded so much like my old mate, damn scary!

I'm Canadian and the Beaver is a noble and proud animal, industrious and clever

The full Rant...

Hey,
I'm not a lumber jack
Or a fur trader
And I dont live in an igloo
Or eat blubber
Or own a dog sled
And I don't know
Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada
Although I'm sure they're really nice people
I have a Prime Minister not a President
I speak English and French not American
And I pronounce it about not "a-boot"
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack
I believe in peackeeping not policing
Diversity not assimilation
And that the beaver is a truley proud and noble animal
A toque is a hat and a chesterfield is a couch
And it is prnouced "zed" not "zee" "zed"!
Canada is the 2nd largest landmass!
The 1st nation in hockey!
And the best part of North America!
My name is Joe and I am Canadian!

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Old 03-14-2011, 02:29 PM   #206
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I'm Canadian and the Beaver is a noble and proud animal, industrious and clever

The full Rant...

Hey,
I'm not a lumber jack
Or a fur trader
And I dont live in an igloo
Or eat blubber
Or own a dog sled
And I don't know
Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada
Although I'm sure they're really nice people
I have a Prime Minister not a President
I speak English and French not American
And I pronounce it about not "a-boot"
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack
I believe in peackeeping not policing
Diversity not assimilation
And that the beaver is a truley proud and noble animal
A toque is a hat and a chesterfield is a couch
And it is prnouced "zed" not "zee" "zed"!
Canada is the 2nd largest landmass!
The 1st nation in hockey!
And the best part of North America!
My name is Joe and I am Canadian!

ROTFL
Really maple-love-inducing song...
But I thought you had a Queen, and she has a prime minister (in charge of her colony) ?
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Old 03-14-2011, 02:35 PM   #207
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Hm, wish I could claim so, too, but when I think of my ex-boyfriends. On second thought most of them were assholes, anyway...
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But still very good!!

I better hop into my bed now before I start to make/translate puns with fell (which means fur in German) and fellatio and cats.

Nighty night, guys and dolls!
I thought I had the lead in sexual innuendos in this thread !
But no wonder, Germans are the Kings of Kink after all, just look at the Berlin Parade...

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But then... dogs don't have any selfrespect.
Like your bat ?

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Old 03-14-2011, 03:47 PM   #208
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Pfff, it is not ugly. Actually it looks like Bette Davis, doesn't it?
Why yes, a little. They're both kind of ugly...

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I think the ears spoil it...

This one is closer
The Son of Batman ?
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Old 03-14-2011, 03:55 PM   #209
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These pics almost made me pee my pants from laughing !
I've never seen a more confused-looking Darth Vader ! I would so love to see these two in a light-saber duel...

P.S.
It seems I can now solve quadratic equations while standing on my head reciting poetry in iambic pentameter... Woah I must be so smart !
I always found quadratic equations to be idioticly simply, there's really just one simple formula you have to remember, the triple integrals on a 3-D curve are what I found mind-boggling...

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Old 03-14-2011, 04:09 PM   #210
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I really dig her beaver. And everything else...
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