Silliness Chicken - Page 139

Solitaire1 · 04-03-2014, 12:00 PM

I guess I have much more to learn in my quest for scientific knowledge. Science marches on!

Glorfindel · 04-03-2014, 01:43 PM

now you need to create an appliance that roastes chickens from a distance :hmm:

eschwartz · 04-03-2014, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

I guess I have much more to learn in my quest for scientific knowledge. Science marches on!

I can give lessons...

(official geek, here)

Please note, I am from The Friends of the Chicken. We do not offer our services to the enemy. Can you make the sacrifice for science?

Solitaire1 · 04-03-2014, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eschwartz

I can give lessons...

(official geek, here)

Please note, I am from The Friends of the Chicken. We do not offer our services to the enemy. Can you make the sacrifice for science?

"The Friends of the Chicken"? Are you related to chickens by any chance? There are many possibilities:

- Penguin
- Turkey
- Pigeon
- Pheasant
- Osterich
- Parrot

Hmmm...

Glorfindel · 04-03-2014, 03:22 PM

licks lips...

red_phoenix · 04-03-2014, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

"The Friends of the Chicken"? Are you related to chickens by any chance? There are many possibilities:

- Penguin
- Turkey
- Pigeon
- Pheasant
- Osterich
- Parrot

Hmmm...

Phoenix

eschwartz · 04-03-2014, 03:34 PM

It's entirely possible we are just altruists.

But,...
<whisper>Can you keep a secret?</whisper>

eschwartz · 04-03-2014, 03:37 PM

Re: osterich, pigeon
Real scientists would know how important spelling (mistakes) can be.

Glorfindel · 04-03-2014, 03:39 PM

lol
.

poohbear_nc · 04-04-2014, 09:11 AM

[Splendid! My new 'plus-size' ACME invisibility cloak is working]

Solitaire1 · 04-04-2014, 01:19 PM

*At the sound of PoohBear's words, Solitaire1's new chicken grabber activates and captures PoohBear in it's firm but gentle grip.*

eschwartz · 04-04-2014, 01:25 PM

I take it you shall persist in your senseless chicken-chasing?

In the name of Science!

poohbear, now would be a good time to activate the EMP bomb I gave you... Destroy solitaire's evil gadget...

Don't worry, I've got more.

Solitaire1 · 04-04-2014, 01:32 PM

It's okay, I'll just invent more. In fact, I just release my newest chicken catching machine, the Slow Chicken Catcher.

*Solitiare1 releases what looks like a small snail. The device immediately detects and heads for the nearest chicken...at the rate of 1/8 inch a second.*

There's no escape! My Slow Chicken Catcher will relentlessly pursue you...night and day...while you sleep...while you're awake. Sooner or later, it will catch you! Bwah-ha-ha-ha!

eschwartz · 04-04-2014, 01:48 PM

That stratagem has been used by many villains. The problem usually lies with the fact that they must retrace the exact path of the victim, so unless the victim stands still for a day or two (has never happened yet), it will never catch up. A classic failure.

Your device is running, er, crawling in circles. It appears you have emulated this mistake.

*eschwartz falls over laughing, and accidentally crushes the device like... well... like a snail*

ops:

poohbear_nc · 04-04-2014, 03:03 PM

*chicken observes antics of pseudo-scientists & chortles*

Oh, how yummy! Escargots!

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04-03-2014, 12:00 PM	#2071
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,973 Karma: 70029956 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4	I guess I have much more to learn in my quest for scientific knowledge. Science marches on!

04-03-2014, 01:43 PM	#2072
Glorfindel Force-Aware Elf Posts: 4,762 Karma: 11557898 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Valinor Device: Kindle 4 w/SO	now you need to create an appliance that roastes chickens from a distance :hmm:

04-03-2014, 03:22 PM	#2075
Glorfindel Force-Aware Elf Posts: 4,762 Karma: 11557898 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Valinor Device: Kindle 4 w/SO	licks lips...

04-03-2014, 03:34 PM	#2077
eschwartz Ex-Helpdesk Junkie Posts: 19,421 Karma: 85400180 Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Beaten Path, USA, Roundworld, This Side of Infinity Device: Kindle Touch fw5.3.7 (Wifi only)	It's entirely possible we are just altruists. But,... <whisper>Can you keep a secret?</whisper>

04-03-2014, 03:37 PM	#2078
eschwartz Ex-Helpdesk Junkie Posts: 19,421 Karma: 85400180 Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Beaten Path, USA, Roundworld, This Side of Infinity Device: Kindle Touch fw5.3.7 (Wifi only)	Re: osterich, pigeon Real scientists would know how important spelling (mistakes) can be.

04-03-2014, 03:39 PM	#2079
Glorfindel Force-Aware Elf Posts: 4,762 Karma: 11557898 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Valinor Device: Kindle 4 w/SO	lol .

04-04-2014, 09:11 AM	#2080
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,859 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	[Splendid! My new 'plus-size' ACME invisibility cloak is working]

04-04-2014, 01:19 PM	#2081
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,973 Karma: 70029956 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4	At the sound of PoohBear's words, Solitaire1's new chicken grabber activates and captures PoohBear in it's firm but gentle grip.

04-04-2014, 01:25 PM	#2082
eschwartz Ex-Helpdesk Junkie Posts: 19,421 Karma: 85400180 Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Beaten Path, USA, Roundworld, This Side of Infinity Device: Kindle Touch fw5.3.7 (Wifi only)	I take it you shall persist in your senseless chicken-chasing? In the name of Science! poohbear, now would be a good time to activate the EMP bomb I gave you... Destroy solitaire's evil gadget... Don't worry, I've got more.

04-04-2014, 01:32 PM	#2083
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,973 Karma: 70029956 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4	It's okay, I'll just invent more. In fact, I just release my newest chicken catching machine, the Slow Chicken Catcher. Solitiare1 releases what looks like a small snail. The device immediately detects and heads for the nearest chicken...at the rate of 1/8 inch a second. There's no escape! My Slow Chicken Catcher will relentlessly pursue you...night and day...while you sleep...while you're awake. Sooner or later, it will catch you! Bwah-ha-ha-ha!

04-04-2014, 01:48 PM	#2084
eschwartz Ex-Helpdesk Junkie Posts: 19,421 Karma: 85400180 Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Beaten Path, USA, Roundworld, This Side of Infinity Device: Kindle Touch fw5.3.7 (Wifi only)	That stratagem has been used by many villains. The problem usually lies with the fact that they must retrace the exact path of the victim, so unless the victim stands still for a day or two (has never happened yet), it will never catch up. A classic failure. Your device is running, er, crawling in circles. It appears you have emulated this mistake. eschwartz falls over laughing, and accidentally crushes the device like... well... like a snail ops:

04-04-2014, 03:03 PM	#2085
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,859 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	chicken observes antics of pseudo-scientists & chortles Oh, how yummy! Escargots!