Unutterably Silly So what are you doing RIGHT NOW?

[GeoffC]

Originally Posted by LCF

Making final preparations for the exam tomorrow. The first one didn't go too well (that's why there is a second one) and I'm really nervous if this time I'll make it through. Nothing better to make you uncertain than failing once..

P.S.: Trading chocolate against crossed fingers. You can even keep the fingers, just hold them crossed

:crossedfingerchocolatesmilie:

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by beppe

Unbelievable! where will we end up?

In the toilet.



Wait! Was that Potty Humor?

Do I get Chocolate M&Ms?

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by kindlekitten

trying desperately to go to sleep. the cats aren't sure about me being back. we have 10 minutes of madcap activity, then 90 seconds of snuggle, the dissappear, then it starts all over.

not to mention that my brain is like a hamster in a cage

Probably need to put an exercise wheel in there for the hamster....

[WT Sharpe]

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Recluse! Great new avatar man! The invisible recluse! Cool!

And so fitting, knowing your love of the classic horror/sci-fi genre, Jon! Another great recluse avatar!

[poohbear_nc]

Originally Posted by kindlekitten

trying desperately to go to sleep. the cats aren't sure about me being back. we have 10 minutes of madcap activity, then 90 seconds of snuggle, the dissappear, then it starts all over.

not to mention that my brain is like a hamster in a cage

The cats will need time to readjust to your return. And - of course - you will have to be punished for going away! May even be shunned! But it's just their little furry way of saying "We love you Mom! Don't do it again! Or else!"

[GeoffC]

Ours won't let us go away .....

[kennyc]

Sounds like a story or poem or painting in that Geoff....."Confined by Cats!"

[poohbear_nc]

My old cat (now an angel cat) knew what suitcases were. When I had one open to pack, he'd "pack" himself - usually by wriggling under the strap in the lid. It was cute but sad to see. Then, while I was gone, he would always pee in the exact center of the bed! Every time! I finally gave up and started putting a diaper and a plastic garbage bag under the sheet to protect the mattress!

[GeoffC]

Originally Posted by kennyc

Sounds like a story or poem or painting in that Geoff....."Confined by Cats!"

Well there was the Bedtime poem ....

[GeoffC]

Originally Posted by kennyc

Sounds like a story or poem or painting in that Geoff....."Confined by Cats!"

oh no you don't
you're not leaving us again
not in that place
where the cages are
small
we can't get our tails off of the wall

oh no you don't
you're not leaving us again
how will you sleep
without us at your feet
curled up and warm
neat in the dorm

oh no you don't
you're not leaving us again
not with the dog
she's a bit of a mutt
whimpers all night
but by day out like a light

oh no you don't
you're not leaving us again
bring back you do
a pressie for the dog
but for us poor mites
not even a sprite

oh no you don't
you're not leaving us again
not in that place
don't leave us in there
it really aint fair
we need an au pair

OH!
you're back
so sorry to see
we had such joy on our own
look how we've all grown
the mice have had fun
we played in the sun
and you .....
we shall now shun !

[kennyc]

[Catire]

I´m chewing gum.
And trying to quit smoking (hence the chewing of gum, I wanted a cigarette)

[GeoffC]

thanks - not bad in 5 minutes - though awfully unpolished ....

[WT Sharpe]

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

My old cat (now an angel cat) knew what suitcases were. When I had one open to pack, he'd "pack" himself - usually by wriggling under the strap in the lid. It was cute but sad to see. Then, while I was gone, he would always pee in the exact center of the bed! Every time! I finally gave up and started putting a diaper and a plastic garbage bag under the sheet to protect the mattress!

I picked a blacksnake off the road one day on my way to work. Later, a friend dropped by to chat. Knowing his fear of snakes, I kept the fellow in my heavy-duty Samsonite briefcase with the lid barely propped open with a pencil for air. Just then, the snake decided to push up on the lid. It was a heavy case, and I had no idea he had the strength to do that. I hoped at first my friend wouldn't notice the mysteriously rising briefcase lid, but finally had to capitulate and come clean with him. It was either that, or tell him the place was haunted, and he was even more scared of ghosts than he was of snakes. To this day he won't let me forget it.

[poohbear_nc]

Originally Posted by Catire

I´m chewing gum.
And trying to quit smoking (hence the chewing of gum, I wanted a cigarette)

Don't your tentacles get gummed up?

[Good luck on the quitting!]