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kennyc · 08-02-2010, 02:50 PM

Glad he's back! He may not be though.

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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Norton ran out of the house at 6:00 this morning while I was taking out trash and we didn't see him again until 10:00 AM. I looked all over the neighbor, then my wife went out and looked, then I made some signs and posted them in our neighborhood and surrounding neighborhoods and looked again. I was about to go home and put a notice in the paper when my wife called and said Norton was home. So I started taking down all the "Lost Dog" signs I had posted when a man and woman out walking said they were the ones who found my dog. I tried to give them $50 dollars for finding him, but they wouldn't accept it. They said dogs had a habit of following them when they walked, and Norton was a really friendly fellow. I told them I was extremely grateful because I work nights, and the highlight of my day is coming home to find him waiting at the door. I'm glad they found him, and not some crack-head looking for a sparring partner for his pit-bull.

No treats for Norton. He's been thoroughly scolded. BAD DOG! Worried us sick!

PS: About the medication Norton needs (on the sign)? Just the regular heartworm monthly preventative, but I thought the line might spark a better response. We have it, just waiting now to go to the store and get some hot-dogs or Lil' Smokies sausages to put it in. Unlike Cain, he won't eat the pill out of my hand. I have to sneak it into that little SOB someway.

kennyc · 08-02-2010, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

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WT Sharpe · 08-02-2010, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennyc

Glad he's back! He may not be though.

Norton just gave be a bloody nose. He was aggravating me, so I tossed him in the air (gently, of course) over my head. When I went to catch him, one of his nails scratched me on the nose.

Thus another round goes to Norton!

The other day in the pool, I was swinging him around the way we used to beg to be swung as kids. He loved that, but now I think he's going to expect it every time.

happy_terd · 08-02-2010, 06:38 PM

Driving the 45 minutes to my home. While I am gone Tommy is in charge.

kennyc · 08-02-2010, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Norton just gave be a bloody nose. He was aggravating me, so I tossed him in the air (gently, of course) over my head. When I went to catch him, one of his nails scratched me on the nose.

Thus another round goes to Norton!

The other day in the pool, I was swinging him around the way we used to beg to be swung as kids. He loved that, but now I think he's going to expect it every time.

Ouch! Twice......What the dog wants, that dog gets.

recluse · 08-02-2010, 06:56 PM

I'm beginning to think that it wasn't Norton who got lost.

kennyc · 08-02-2010, 07:06 PM

Is that a dog biscuit in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

WT Sharpe · 08-02-2010, 07:24 PM

You know what would be cool? To have one of those old Flash Gordon stun-guns; the ones that froze people into whatever position they were in when they were hit. Whenever Norton tried to run the neighborhood, I'd shoot him with it, then take him back in the house and place him in front of a wall. When the stun wore off, he'd run smack into the wall. I bet it wouldn't take too many of those episodes to teach him not to run off.

It would work great against sexual offenders as well. Freeze 'em just as they were about to make their move, then place them in front of a sleeping pit bull.

recluse · 08-02-2010, 08:38 PM

Know what would be really cool?
To actually still be alive and old enough to remember who Flash Gordon is!
Tom remembers when history books were one page pamphlets.
Older than dirt and he still has his wits about him.
At least until Norton runs away again.
Poor Norton.
That short and his master's huevos are still eye level.
He probably would really, really like to nip them.
Probably knows it would take a week for the pain to reach working grey matter.
Poor Norton.
Why would you "nip it in the bud?"
Biting a friend is rarely productive.
I really wonder why people bother to say stuff if they aren't gonna think it through.
Like "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"
Handle a bird and you're gonna get avian flu.
And if you got two in the bush, you've got some serious hygeine problems.
Trouser monkeys.
They are a bitch to get rid of.
Always check your trousers when you travel.
Unless you travel without trousers.
Check them when you get home.
There are some strange people out there who wouldn't hesitate to do obscene things in your trousers while you are away.
Ever been away?
I have.
I didn't wanna go.
I got sent away.
Wasn't no vacation, let me tell you!
Know what today is?
The 113th anniversary of the Scottish Trouser Riots.
Imagine fighting about wearing pants.
Two decades of additional bloodshed over zipping them up.
In the end, it was all worth it.
At least the sheep were finally safe(r).
You know what would be cool?
Opera riots.
I'ed go see one of those.
You know who you never see together?
Eric and Julia Roberts.
I'm starting to think there's only one of them, and it isn't a girl.
"Julia" needs a body wax and all "her" boyfriends walk around like they got bad hemorrhoids.
I bet hemorrhoids cause more "'roid rage" incidents than steroids.
If my butt hurts, I would happily kick a baby.
It's okay. I would only kick other people's babies.
I'm not a monster.
Coffee?
It's perking!
perkaperkaperkaperkaperkaperkaperkaperkaperkaperka !
Always room for coffee.
I'm gonna go pee to make extra room.
I wonder if I can post while peeing?
Hey! I can!
I am good!
Shake. Tuck. Zip. Flushorama!
Try that with a pc, you mamby pamby technogerbils!
Yeah!
Kiss my Kindle!
Coffee's done!
Be back in a flash!

kindlekitten · 08-03-2010, 12:06 AM

wow that's a doozy to follow up! but I am going home Wednesday!

recluse · 08-03-2010, 12:18 AM

Wednesday?
Home?
JOY!
Release the clams!
*HAPPY DANCE*
happyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappy
*WHAM*
OW!
Hello, Wall!
I didn't see you standing there!
Pardon me!
*BIG HUG*

Exer · 08-03-2010, 01:15 AM

Stepping out the door to go see Inception with my brother. I've heard good things about it, so lets hope. We are trying to get in all the family time we can before he heads off to college in the fall.

kindlekitten · 08-03-2010, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by recluse

Wednesday?
Home?
JOY!
Release the clams!
*HAPPY DANCE*
happyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappy
*WHAM*
OW!
Hello, Wall!
I didn't see you standing there!
Pardon me!
*BIG HUG*

I know huh!!!!

ARWEN!!!! STRIDER!!!! puppy dog!!!! horses!!!! SILENCE!!!!

kennyc · 08-03-2010, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kindlekitten

I know huh!!!!

ARWEN!!!! STRIDER!!!! puppy dog!!!! horses!!!! SILENCE!!!!

.

nomesque · 08-03-2010, 06:35 AM

Honestly, right now I'm having one of those weepy life-is-too-hard moments. Life's kinda grinding me down atm.

08-02-2010, 07:24 PM	#20273
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	You know what would be cool? To have one of those old Flash Gordon stun-guns; the ones that froze people into whatever position they were in when they were hit. Whenever Norton tried to run the neighborhood, I'd shoot him with it, then take him back in the house and place him in front of a wall. When the stun wore off, he'd run smack into the wall. I bet it wouldn't take too many of those episodes to teach him not to run off. It would work great against sexual offenders as well. Freeze 'em just as they were about to make their move, then place them in front of a sleeping pit bull. Last edited by WT Sharpe; 08-02-2010 at 07:27 PM.

08-02-2010, 06:38 PM	#20269
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Driving the 45 minutes to my home. While I am gone Tommy is in charge.

08-02-2010, 06:56 PM	#20271
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	I'm beginning to think that it wasn't Norton who got lost.

08-02-2010, 07:06 PM	#20272
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,918 Karma: 119747553 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2; Kindle Fire	Is that a dog biscuit in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

08-02-2010, 08:38 PM	#20274
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Know what would be really cool? To actually still be alive and old enough to remember who Flash Gordon is! Tom remembers when history books were one page pamphlets. Older than dirt and he still has his wits about him. At least until Norton runs away again. Poor Norton. That short and his master's huevos are still eye level. He probably would really, really like to nip them. Probably knows it would take a week for the pain to reach working grey matter. Poor Norton. Why would you "nip it in the bud?" Biting a friend is rarely productive. I really wonder why people bother to say stuff if they aren't gonna think it through. Like "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" Handle a bird and you're gonna get avian flu. And if you got two in the bush, you've got some serious hygeine problems. Trouser monkeys. They are a bitch to get rid of. Always check your trousers when you travel. Unless you travel without trousers. Check them when you get home. There are some strange people out there who wouldn't hesitate to do obscene things in your trousers while you are away. Ever been away? I have. I didn't wanna go. I got sent away. Wasn't no vacation, let me tell you! Know what today is? The 113th anniversary of the Scottish Trouser Riots. Imagine fighting about wearing pants. Two decades of additional bloodshed over zipping them up. In the end, it was all worth it. At least the sheep were finally safe(r). You know what would be cool? Opera riots. I'ed go see one of those. You know who you never see together? Eric and Julia Roberts. I'm starting to think there's only one of them, and it isn't a girl. "Julia" needs a body wax and all "her" boyfriends walk around like they got bad hemorrhoids. I bet hemorrhoids cause more "'roid rage" incidents than steroids. If my butt hurts, I would happily kick a baby. It's okay. I would only kick other people's babies. I'm not a monster. Coffee? It's perking! perkaperkaperkaperkaperkaperkaperkaperkaperkaperka ! Always room for coffee. I'm gonna go pee to make extra room. I wonder if I can post while peeing? Hey! I can! I am good! Shake. Tuck. Zip. Flushorama! Try that with a pc, you mamby pamby technogerbils! Yeah! Kiss my Kindle! Coffee's done! Be back in a flash!

08-03-2010, 12:06 AM	#20275
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	wow that's a doozy to follow up! but I am going home Wednesday!

08-03-2010, 12:18 AM	#20276
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Wednesday? Home? JOY! Release the clams! HAPPY DANCE happyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappy WHAM OW! Hello, Wall! I didn't see you standing there! Pardon me! BIG HUG

08-03-2010, 01:15 AM	#20277
Exer I see Russia! Posts: 205 Karma: 234787 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Alaska Device: Etch-A-Sketch	Stepping out the door to go see Inception with my brother. I've heard good things about it, so lets hope. We are trying to get in all the family time we can before he heads off to college in the fall.

08-03-2010, 06:35 AM	#20280
nomesque Snooty Bestselling Author Posts: 1,485 Karma: 1000000 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ipswich, QLD, Australia Device: PRS-650	Honestly, right now I'm having one of those weepy life-is-too-hard moments. Life's kinda grinding me down atm.