Silliness So what are you doing RIGHT NOW? - Page 1350

recluse · 08-02-2010, 01:54 AM

And I keep picturing red handprints on your lilywhite butt if you don't stop calling me a cranky old man.

I just want a faceless avatar.
No features.
Like a smooth grey mask.
In a fedora or a hood.
Black and white is fine.

You know I love you.

kindlekitten · 08-02-2010, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

I heard that the Governor of Washington has had all geoducks arrested on obscenity charges, but I'm not sure if obscenity constitutes evil.

Cheers,
Marc

the governor of Washington IS an obscenity

WT Sharpe · 08-02-2010, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

...and thus, through simultaneous confluence of psychotropic drugs and enormous stress, did pshrynk become the new superhero of the waterways...

OTTER-MAN!!!

That looks like my old gym teacher from high school.

Will there be an Otter-Man Empire?

WT Sharpe · 08-02-2010, 10:39 AM

Norton ran out of the house at 6:00 this morning while I was taking out trash and we didn't see him again until 10:00 AM. I looked all over the neighbor, then my wife went out and looked, then I made some signs and posted them in our neighborhood and surrounding neighborhoods and looked again. I was about to go home and put a notice in the paper when my wife called and said Norton was home. So I started taking down all the "Lost Dog" signs I had posted when a man and woman out walking said they were the ones who found my dog. I tried to give them $50 dollars for finding him, but they wouldn't accept it. They said dogs had a habit of following them when they walked, and Norton was a really friendly fellow. I told them I was extremely grateful because I work nights, and the highlight of my day is coming home to find him waiting at the door. I'm glad they found him, and not some crack-head looking for a sparring partner for his pit-bull.

No treats for Norton. He's been thoroughly scolded. BAD DOG! Worried us sick!

PS: About the medication Norton needs (on the sign)? Just the regular heartworm monthly preventative, but I thought the line might spark a better response. We have it, just waiting now to go to the store and get some hot-dogs or Lil' Smokies sausages to put it in. Unlike Cain, he won't eat the pill out of my hand. I have to sneak it into that little SOB someway.

thinkpad · 08-02-2010, 10:45 AM

Glad he came back Tom, heart breaking to loose a good friend. Yes dogs are good friends.

WT Sharpe · 08-02-2010, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by thinkpadx

Glad he came back Tom, heart breaking to loose a good friend. Yes dogs are good friends.

That they are. Thanks!

kindlekitten · 08-02-2010, 10:53 AM

*whew* that would have been so horrid!

vivaldirules · 08-02-2010, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Will there be an Otter-Man Empire?

:groan:

glowhappy · 08-02-2010, 11:35 AM

glad Norton is home safe. The worst feeling is that he may be hurt somewhere, thank goodness you didn't have to wait to long for him to come back.

WT Sharpe · 08-02-2010, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by kindlekitten

*whew* that would have been so horrid!

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowhappy

glad Norton is home safe. The worst feeling is that he may be hurt somewhere, thank goodness you didn't have to wait to long for him to come back.

Thanks, guys. There were a few very anxious hours there!

happy_terd · 08-02-2010, 12:11 PM

Listening to someone getting yelled at on a teleconference. Talk about "reach out and touch someone."

glowhappy · 08-02-2010, 12:14 PM

no h_t, that would be video conference

happy_terd · 08-02-2010, 12:16 PM

I do not think video can improve this.

It is like an old time radio show (Tom and Geoffc remember those) where the cast and story paints the perfect picture.

recluse · 08-02-2010, 12:19 PM

Tom, I am glad Norton is home again, safe and sound.
Let that be a lesson to you!
The next time noxious internal gases fill the house, blame the wife.
Norton will appreciate the thought.
Sharing a home with a dog means sharing the good and the bad.
If there is a puddle in the hall, check to see if your Depends are full before pointing the finger at Norton!
Poor puppy!
How is everybody today?
I am spiffy to the first power.
Coffee!
How's the weather?
I checked and it should be a nice day here, with a possibility of a stupidity storm later in the day.
Ever seen a stupidity storm?
Everybody stops what they are doing and drools at the Internet.
Get them alot on Facebook and Twitter.
Where was I?
There I are!
Silly me. Left myself in the corner again.
This Forum needs more corners.
Dark ones.
I like jumping out and screaming "Hi!" at people.
It's fun!
Then we play "Catch recluse and Beat Him Stupid"
That's fun too.
Wanna play?
Where did you all go?
I know you are out there!
I can hear your noses running.
My refrigerator is running.
So is my cheese.
A moment of silence for my cheese.
Solid to liquid to gas.
This too must pass.
Shark!
Yay!
Get the fat lady in the thong!
Coffee for sharks!
You betcha!
I don't go to the beach.
The greasy smell of the crowd is stronger than the smell of the water.
We get oil slicks at the beach here.
They don't make the people bathe before going in the water.
Icky!
Phone!

WT Sharpe · 08-02-2010, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy_terd

I do not think video can improve this.

It is like an old time radio show (Tom and Geoffc remember those) where the cast and story paints the perfect picture.

Actually, I came in with television, but I love listening to the old radio shows as podcasts!

08-02-2010, 01:54 AM	#20236
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	And I keep picturing red handprints on your lilywhite butt if you don't stop calling me a cranky old man. I just want a faceless avatar. No features. Like a smooth grey mask. In a fedora or a hood. Black and white is fine. You know I love you. Last edited by recluse; 08-02-2010 at 02:01 AM.

08-02-2010, 10:39 AM	#20239
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	All's well that ends well Norton ran out of the house at 6:00 this morning while I was taking out trash and we didn't see him again until 10:00 AM. I looked all over the neighbor, then my wife went out and looked, then I made some signs and posted them in our neighborhood and surrounding neighborhoods and looked again. I was about to go home and put a notice in the paper when my wife called and said Norton was home. So I started taking down all the "Lost Dog" signs I had posted when a man and woman out walking said they were the ones who found my dog. I tried to give them $50 dollars for finding him, but they wouldn't accept it. They said dogs had a habit of following them when they walked, and Norton was a really friendly fellow. I told them I was extremely grateful because I work nights, and the highlight of my day is coming home to find him waiting at the door. I'm glad they found him, and not some crack-head looking for a sparring partner for his pit-bull. No treats for Norton. He's been thoroughly scolded. BAD DOG! Worried us sick! PS: About the medication Norton needs (on the sign)? Just the regular heartworm monthly preventative, but I thought the line might spark a better response. We have it, just waiting now to go to the store and get some hot-dogs or Lil' Smokies sausages to put it in. Unlike Cain, he won't eat the pill out of my hand. I have to sneak it into that little SOB someway. Attached Thumbnails Last edited by WT Sharpe; 08-02-2010 at 10:46 AM.

08-02-2010, 10:45 AM	#20240
thinkpad David Posts: 1,808 Karma: 8916183 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Norway Device: Kindle, E.Edge (sold), Irex Iliad (retired)	Glad he came back Tom, heart breaking to loose a good friend. Yes dogs are good friends.

08-02-2010, 10:53 AM	#20242
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	whew that would have been so horrid!

08-02-2010, 11:35 AM	#20244
glowhappy lost my wits... Posts: 593 Karma: 216708 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Texas, USA Device: Sony PRS-600	glad Norton is home safe. The worst feeling is that he may be hurt somewhere, thank goodness you didn't have to wait to long for him to come back.

08-02-2010, 12:11 PM	#20246
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Listening to someone getting yelled at on a teleconference. Talk about "reach out and touch someone."

08-02-2010, 12:14 PM	#20247
glowhappy lost my wits... Posts: 593 Karma: 216708 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Texas, USA Device: Sony PRS-600	no h_t, that would be video conference

08-02-2010, 12:16 PM	#20248
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	I do not think video can improve this. It is like an old time radio show (Tom and Geoffc remember those) where the cast and story paints the perfect picture.

08-02-2010, 12:19 PM	#20249
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Tom, I am glad Norton is home again, safe and sound. Let that be a lesson to you! The next time noxious internal gases fill the house, blame the wife. Norton will appreciate the thought. Sharing a home with a dog means sharing the good and the bad. If there is a puddle in the hall, check to see if your Depends are full before pointing the finger at Norton! Poor puppy! How is everybody today? I am spiffy to the first power. Coffee! How's the weather? I checked and it should be a nice day here, with a possibility of a stupidity storm later in the day. Ever seen a stupidity storm? Everybody stops what they are doing and drools at the Internet. Get them alot on Facebook and Twitter. Where was I? There I are! Silly me. Left myself in the corner again. This Forum needs more corners. Dark ones. I like jumping out and screaming "Hi!" at people. It's fun! Then we play "Catch recluse and Beat Him Stupid" That's fun too. Wanna play? Where did you all go? I know you are out there! I can hear your noses running. My refrigerator is running. So is my cheese. A moment of silence for my cheese. Solid to liquid to gas. This too must pass. Shark! Yay! Get the fat lady in the thong! Coffee for sharks! You betcha! I don't go to the beach. The greasy smell of the crowd is stronger than the smell of the water. We get oil slicks at the beach here. They don't make the people bathe before going in the water. Icky! Phone!