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Old 07-29-2010, 09:01 PM   #20026
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And for years we always wondered why they go around and sniff butts.


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Old 07-29-2010, 09:28 PM   #20027
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Yesterday
didn't smell as bad
as it does today
I feel the urge
to run away
where, oh where
is my Lysol spray?

Suddenly
I cannot breath
and it's hard to see
there's an odor hanging over me
it's the smell from yesterday

What she had for lunch
I don't know
she wouldn't say
But she didn't flush
now the smell won't go away.
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Old 07-29-2010, 10:29 PM   #20028
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Old 07-29-2010, 10:34 PM   #20029
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....ummmm maybe we need Negative Karma
i was thinking the same EXACT thing...does that throw us in with their lot?
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Old 07-29-2010, 10:39 PM   #20030
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the Paris metro is awesome! LOVED the Louvre stop!
Isn't it? we stayed in a hotel less then 3 miles away and walked there, when it was time to go back, the Lourve stop was just. outside. across. the. entrance!!

We spent 1/2 the day there and saw maybe only 1/8 of the museum...it was exhausting but worth it.
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Old 07-29-2010, 10:40 PM   #20031
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Yesterday
didn't smell as bad
as it does today
I feel the urge
to run away
where, oh where
is my Lysol spray?

Suddenly
I cannot breath
and it's hard to see
there's an odor hanging over me
it's the smell from yesterday

What she had for lunch
I don't know
she wouldn't say
But she didn't flush
now the smell won't go away.
lennon is turning in his grave...wait, did Lennon or Paul write that?
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Old 07-29-2010, 10:45 PM   #20032
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Adding ebooks to Calibre. Ok, so I'm slow. I've used it for conversions, and for the ebook viewer, but now I'm going to try it out for content management. It can't do a worse job than I do!
I'd LIKE to be able to use it on the Asus, but I don't think there's enough hard drive space. I keep my books on an 8 gig SD card, but that's almost half full, and Calibre makes a duplicate of your collection, so unless I'm missing something (and I freely admit that's possible), then the only other thing would be to enable calibre server and access everything through wi fi here at the house. But that wouldn't help when I'm out and about with no wi fi access.
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Old 07-30-2010, 12:58 AM   #20033
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And for years we always wondered why they go around and sniff butts.
My dad died of prostate cancer a few years ago. He had a dog, Big Al, who was a 115lb labrador (the "Big" part we added on, as he was formerly just "Al"). Anyway, Al was dad's constant companion at home, always a nose away from the back of dad's knee, and one day dad was working on the car in the garage, and crouched down to look underneath. Big Al jumped him from behind, pushed his left shoulder half-under the car, while his right arm was up behind caught on a bookshelf. He couldn't get his legs underneath him. Meanwhile, Big Al worked away at what came natural to him, like a big man with a hoola hoop.

The neighbour across the road, passing by and looking through the open garage door, smile on his face..."Need any help, Dave", possibly drawn by the air being blue with Dad's curses at his loyal companion.

All I'm saying is, if that's how a dog does a prostate exam, I'm reporting him to the Australian Medical Association, the Department of Health, and the RSPCH.

Cheers,
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Old 07-30-2010, 01:25 AM   #20034
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Marc, if you let a dog give you a prostate exam, I'll report you to whatever passes for a mental health facility in Oz.
We could be roomies.

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Old 07-30-2010, 01:27 AM   #20035
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Old 07-30-2010, 01:30 AM   #20036
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Marc, if you let a dog give you a prostate exam, I'll report you to whatever passes for a mental health facility in Oz.
The local pub? Parliament?

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Old 07-30-2010, 01:31 AM   #20037
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Old 07-30-2010, 01:33 AM   #20038
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It was a nursing home story and the cat would sit on the bed of someone that had less than a day to go. The staff would then call in the rellies for the final moments.

"bluddy cat! get off! get off! Go sit on someone else's bed!"
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Old 07-30-2010, 01:39 AM   #20039
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Not a bedwetter, are you?

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Old 07-30-2010, 01:55 AM   #20040
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It was a nursing home story and the cat would sit on the bed of someone that had less than a day to go. The staff would then call in the rellies for the final moments.

"bluddy cat! get off! get off! Go sit on someone else's bed!"

Why didnt they just kill the cat? Then they would all live forever.
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