Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 13

MJK2111 · 06-07-2010, 09:50 AM

I asked the dame for a smoke. As she lit the match, I grabbed the matchbook and used it to ignite the drink!

GeoffC · 06-07-2010, 10:01 AM

Flames flamed everywhere all at once and indeed at once. The dames' hair caught!

poohbear_nc · 06-07-2010, 10:57 AM

So did the ape's fur! As they started beating out each others flames, I jumped from the taxi!

MJK2111 · 06-07-2010, 01:07 PM

I ran into the closest gin joint, and stood gasping at the bar. Of all the gin joints, in all the boroughs of New York, I had to stumble into this one!

GeoffC · 06-07-2010, 01:31 PM

But there in the corner, what! No Never ..... An ape! playing the piano .....

MJK2111 · 06-07-2010, 02:41 PM

I shuffled over to the cigarette-smoke scarred piano, and tapped the ape on the shoulder. "You know what I want to hear..." I mumbled to the ape; "go ahead and play it...Play something from...Banarama."

dsvick · 06-07-2010, 03:02 PM

I ordered a gin, not the flaming sort this time, as I listed to the mellow sounds of the piano and distant sounds of fire trucks out side on the street. Just as I thought of my next request, the front door swung open bringing in a squeel of tires, a siren winding down, a small wisp of smoke, and ... No! it couldn't be, not here!!!

MJK2111 · 06-07-2010, 04:06 PM

In walked the most down-trodden clown I had ever seen. He wore a ratty orange wig, had a torn purple nose, and his clothes hadn't been laundered since Prohibition was repealed.

poohbear_nc · 06-07-2010, 05:59 PM

"The first one who offers to smell my flower gets drilled" he snarled. I'm not a happy clown!

GeoffC · 06-08-2010, 05:36 AM

I wondered, once again, of all the joints I could have waltzed into, and it had to be this crazy son of a crazy gin store!
"Bartender", I yelled, "Two gins for me, and whatever the ape and the clown are having, make it three each;" I'll get to the bottom of this case if it means killing me before both these two jack-asses are too drunk to realise what was happening; meanwhile, the Dame ?

MJK2111 · 06-08-2010, 12:42 PM

I downed the first gin, and turned to the clown. "Have you heard the one about the Rabbi, the Priest, and the monkey in leather chaps?" I asked, already knowing the answer.

GeoffC · 06-08-2010, 12:48 PM

"You know the answer" they both said, in unison. I was surprised at their synchronicity, as they each looked around.

MJK2111 · 06-08-2010, 02:47 PM

Gazing into the back corner of the bar, I spotted a flash of platinum blond hair. After buying the ape and the clown another round, I started for the back corner.

GeoffC · 06-09-2010, 09:07 AM

I was astounded. When I reached the corner, not only was the blonde sitting there, but also the ape and the clown!

MJK2111 · 06-09-2010, 09:26 AM

Looking back at the bar, I saw the ape and clown rolling dice, in the same spot I had just left. At that exact moment, the garish neon lights illuminated the clown's bloodshot eyes, exposing what I can only describe as a loving glance at the ape.

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06-07-2010, 09:50 AM	#181
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	I asked the dame for a smoke. As she lit the match, I grabbed the matchbook and used it to ignite the drink!

06-07-2010, 10:01 AM	#182
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Flames flamed everywhere all at once and indeed at once. The dames' hair caught!

06-07-2010, 10:57 AM	#183
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,889 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	So did the ape's fur! As they started beating out each others flames, I jumped from the taxi!

06-07-2010, 01:07 PM	#184
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	I ran into the closest gin joint, and stood gasping at the bar. Of all the gin joints, in all the boroughs of New York, I had to stumble into this one!

06-07-2010, 01:31 PM	#185
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	But there in the corner, what! No Never ..... An ape! playing the piano .....

06-07-2010, 02:41 PM	#186
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	I shuffled over to the cigarette-smoke scarred piano, and tapped the ape on the shoulder. "You know what I want to hear..." I mumbled to the ape; "go ahead and play it...Play something from...Banarama."

06-07-2010, 03:02 PM	#187
dsvick Wizard Posts: 2,737 Karma: 635747 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Ohio, USA Device: PRS-900	I ordered a gin, not the flaming sort this time, as I listed to the mellow sounds of the piano and distant sounds of fire trucks out side on the street. Just as I thought of my next request, the front door swung open bringing in a squeel of tires, a siren winding down, a small wisp of smoke, and ... No! it couldn't be, not here!!!

06-07-2010, 04:06 PM	#188
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	In walked the most down-trodden clown I had ever seen. He wore a ratty orange wig, had a torn purple nose, and his clothes hadn't been laundered since Prohibition was repealed.

06-07-2010, 05:59 PM	#189
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,889 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"The first one who offers to smell my flower gets drilled" he snarled. I'm not a happy clown!

06-08-2010, 05:36 AM	#190
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	I wondered, once again, of all the joints I could have waltzed into, and it had to be this crazy son of a crazy gin store! "Bartender", I yelled, "Two gins for me, and whatever the ape and the clown are having, make it three each;" I'll get to the bottom of this case if it means killing me before both these two jack-asses are too drunk to realise what was happening; meanwhile, the Dame ?

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06-08-2010, 12:42 PM	#191
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	I downed the first gin, and turned to the clown. "Have you heard the one about the Rabbi, the Priest, and the monkey in leather chaps?" I asked, already knowing the answer.

06-08-2010, 12:48 PM	#192
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"You know the answer" they both said, in unison. I was surprised at their synchronicity, as they each looked around.

06-08-2010, 02:47 PM	#193
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	Gazing into the back corner of the bar, I spotted a flash of platinum blond hair. After buying the ape and the clown another round, I started for the back corner.

06-09-2010, 09:07 AM	#194
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	I was astounded. When I reached the corner, not only was the blonde sitting there, but also the ape and the clown!

06-09-2010, 09:26 AM	#195
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	Looking back at the bar, I saw the ape and clown rolling dice, in the same spot I had just left. At that exact moment, the garish neon lights illuminated the clown's bloodshot eyes, exposing what I can only describe as a loving glance at the ape.