Silliness The Gimme 5 Game - Page 13

SneakySnake · 06-02-2010, 03:48 AM

James Nesbitt
Ed Harris
Nicholas Cage
Gina Gershon
Tim Curry

Gimme 5 actors from whom you would run away really fast if their boots were under your bed

GraceKrispy · 06-02-2010, 03:54 AM

Rodney Dangerfield
Brad Pitt
Gerard Depardieu
Jack Nicholson
Danny DeVito

Gimme five ways to kick your so out

Javed · 06-02-2010, 04:29 AM

Have them come home to a trail of rose petals that winds around house, and lead to the back garden. . . . . . . .where all their stuff has been dumped.

Fake your own death. Yes it’s a lot of hassle, but sometimes it’s worth the effort.

Tell her that your real girlfriend wants to be exclusive.

When asked "Does my bottom look big in this?" say yes.

Hire a Barbershop Quartet. Nothing says “I want to break up with you” better than 5 guys showing up on the front doorstep, dressed in white and red striped uniforms with straw top hats singing:

"It’s over
oveer
oveeer
oveeeer !!!"

Gimme 5 mermaid names!

happy_terd · 06-02-2010, 11:46 AM

(I think I can remember my Disney)

ariel
goofy
rainbow brite
madonna
Blair Witch

Gimme 5 game show hosts

Javed · 06-05-2010, 01:07 AM

Louie Anderson ... Family Feud (1999-2002)
Dylan Lane .......... Chain Reaction (2006-present)
Bill Cosby ............. You Bet Your Life (1992-93)
Dick Clark ............. The Krypton Factor (1981)
Mark Walberg ....... Russian Roulette (2002-2003)

Gimme 5 invisible things!

montsnmags · 06-05-2010, 04:47 AM

Adrian
Journalistic integrity
Corporate executive accountability
Political honesty
Ninjas

Gimme 5 things that are visible

SneakySnake · 06-05-2010, 08:39 PM

You man boobs through your shirt
Jessica Watson coming home
The sky
The trees
Blue kittie pyjamas

Gimme 5 things that are intangible

pshrynk · 06-11-2010, 09:47 AM

Insurance company ethics
Pharmaceutical company hearts
Most psychotherapists' grasp of "evidence based treatment"
NordicTrack's customer orientation
Most governmental agencies' intelligence

Gimme five ways to keep ducks out of my pool

poohbear_nc · 06-11-2010, 10:04 AM

drain the pool
keep alligators as pool floats
add a BP oil rig
give them a plane ticket to Miami
Put up a "You must be this tall to use the pool" sign

Gimme 5 ways to leave work for a day without being fired.

A_J_Lath · 06-11-2010, 10:14 AM

Call in sick with diarrhoea (this actually works!)
Make sure you are self-employed (ho ho)
Invent an obscure religion and say it's one of your holy days.
Quit your job outright, but make sure you have another one lined up for the next day.
If you've got a lookalike twin who needs some cash, deploy him/her.

(BTW - 'add a BP oil rig' LMAO!)

Give me 5 ways on how NOT to screw up a date with a nice lady!

Javed · 06-11-2010, 10:29 AM

be on time
don't burp out loud
have a shower before going out
give her sincere and flattering comments
talk to her about things that she finds interesting

Gimme 5 ways to tell the future!

happy_terd · 06-11-2010, 11:22 AM

Omens
asstrology
tarot cards
Runes
Spirit board

Gimme 5 times it is ok to hug a buddy of the same gender and not be called "gay."

SneakySnake · 06-11-2010, 09:26 PM

Punch in the face at the same time
Slap accross the head at the same time
headbutt at the same time
elbow in the guts at the same time
Knee in the nuts at the same time

Gimme 5 delicious ways to eat cherries

Javed · 06-12-2010, 08:38 PM

without eating the pip
dipped in chocolate
while in the bath
with ice cream
while kissing

Gimme 5 ways to get rid of a door-to-door salesman!

ShortNCuddlyAm · 06-12-2010, 09:26 PM

Tell them you don't use whatever they're selling
Go glassy eyed and start talking fervently about some religion or other (preferably one you've made on the spur of the moment just in case they happen to be a member of a real one)
Ask them if it comes with a shower attachment
Open the door in robes (ceremonial or bath, your choice) with a knife in hand and an impatient tone of voice
Shoot them

Gimme 5 uses for masking tape

06-11-2010, 10:14 AM	#190
A_J_Lath Zealot Posts: 134 Karma: 200000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: UK Device: Computer	Call in sick with diarrhoea (this actually works!) Make sure you are self-employed (ho ho) Invent an obscure religion and say it's one of your holy days. Quit your job outright, but make sure you have another one lined up for the next day. If you've got a lookalike twin who needs some cash, deploy him/her. (BTW - 'add a BP oil rig' LMAO!) Give me 5 ways on how NOT to screw up a date with a nice lady! Last edited by A_J_Lath; 06-11-2010 at 10:15 AM. Reason: added extra

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Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	Have them come home to a trail of rose petals that winds around house, and lead to the back garden. . . . . . . .where all their stuff has been dumped. Fake your own death. Yes it’s a lot of hassle, but sometimes it’s worth the effort. Tell her that your real girlfriend wants to be exclusive. When asked "Does my bottom look big in this?" say yes. Hire a Barbershop Quartet. Nothing says “I want to break up with you” better than 5 guys showing up on the front doorstep, dressed in white and red striped uniforms with straw top hats singing: "It’s over oveer oveeer oveeeer !!!" Gimme 5 mermaid names!

06-02-2010, 11:46 AM	#184
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	(I think I can remember my Disney) ariel goofy rainbow brite madonna Blair Witch Gimme 5 game show hosts

06-05-2010, 01:07 AM	#185
Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	Louie Anderson ... Family Feud (1999-2002) Dylan Lane .......... Chain Reaction (2006-present) Bill Cosby ............. You Bet Your Life (1992-93) Dick Clark ............. The Krypton Factor (1981) Mark Walberg ....... Russian Roulette (2002-2003) Gimme 5 invisible things!

06-05-2010, 04:47 AM	#186
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Adrian Journalistic integrity Corporate executive accountability Political honesty Ninjas Gimme 5 things that are visible

06-05-2010, 08:39 PM	#187
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	You man boobs through your shirt Jessica Watson coming home The sky The trees Blue kittie pyjamas Gimme 5 things that are intangible

06-11-2010, 09:47 AM	#188
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Insurance company ethics Pharmaceutical company hearts Most psychotherapists' grasp of "evidence based treatment" NordicTrack's customer orientation Most governmental agencies' intelligence Gimme five ways to keep ducks out of my pool

06-11-2010, 10:04 AM	#189
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,485 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	drain the pool keep alligators as pool floats add a BP oil rig give them a plane ticket to Miami Put up a "You must be this tall to use the pool" sign Gimme 5 ways to leave work for a day without being fired.

06-11-2010, 10:29 AM	#191
Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	be on time don't burp out loud have a shower before going out give her sincere and flattering comments talk to her about things that she finds interesting Gimme 5 ways to tell the future!

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happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Omens asstrology tarot cards Runes Spirit board Gimme 5 times it is ok to hug a buddy of the same gender and not be called "gay."

06-11-2010, 09:26 PM	#193
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	Punch in the face at the same time Slap accross the head at the same time headbutt at the same time elbow in the guts at the same time Knee in the nuts at the same time Gimme 5 delicious ways to eat cherries

06-12-2010, 08:38 PM	#194
Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	without eating the pip dipped in chocolate while in the bath with ice cream while kissing Gimme 5 ways to get rid of a door-to-door salesman!

06-12-2010, 09:26 PM	#195
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	Tell them you don't use whatever they're selling Go glassy eyed and start talking fervently about some religion or other (preferably one you've made on the spur of the moment just in case they happen to be a member of a real one) Ask them if it comes with a shower attachment Open the door in robes (ceremonial or bath, your choice) with a knife in hand and an impatient tone of voice Shoot them Gimme 5 uses for masking tape