Silliness Forum Game: Last person to post here wins! - Page 1297

poohbear_nc · 09-02-2012, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

For years I've suspected that wormholes created by heated vortexes were responsible for the loss of socks in our clothes dryer. Today I put that theory to the test: while at full spin, I opened our dryer. Sure enough, there was a mini-wormhole actively sucking up pairs of socks, then spitting one of them back into the dryer.

But that wasn't all I saw. Gazing down the center of the wormhole, I could see the future, and guess what? I win!

Oh dear! Tom was looking too closely ... and got sucked into the wormhole - with all those stinky socks! Bye bye!

pdurrant · 09-02-2012, 06:47 PM

I evade the birds by swiftly taking to a burrow. Which just so happens to have an exit where you roost.

I take back the win.

WT Sharpe · 09-02-2012, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Oh dear! Tom was looking too closely ... and got sucked into the wormhole - with all those stinky socks! Bye bye!

That must have been an impostor, not me. I would have said the wormhole thing was a hypothesis, not a theory.

I win.

dreams · 09-02-2012, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

For years I've suspected that wormholes created by heated vortexes were responsible for the loss of socks in our clothes dryer. Today I put that theory to the test: while at full spin, I opened our dryer. Sure enough, there was a mini-wormhole actively sucking up pairs of socks, then spitting one of them back into the dryer.

But that wasn't all I saw. Gazing down the center of the wormhole, I could see the future, and guess what? I win!

When I check my dryer, everything stops dead and looks innocent. I wonder if that is why my dryer light is off now? I was checking too often and it wanted to make sure that I wouldn't spot anything before they had time to stop and look innocent?

My turn in the winning rounds.

I win....

poohbear_nc · 09-02-2012, 07:01 PM

NAY! Methinks not! Prepare to be trampled one and all! By the might of the dynamic dinosaur descendents! ROAR!

dreams · 09-02-2012, 07:13 PM

*that's funny..

I keep hearing this tiny little "cluck, cluck"

I wonder what that is...?*

I win.

poohbear_nc · 09-02-2012, 07:16 PM

Tiny? Who's calling me tiny?

Oh ... here's a tattered umbrella left by someone ... I'll just stuff it into the trash can before I trip over it ....

Quiet now ....

dreams · 09-02-2012, 07:20 PM

*clinking sound coming from trash can*

*clinking sound escalates to thumps and muffled help sounds*

poohbear_nc · 09-02-2012, 07:50 PM

*perching on noisy trash can*

Sure is a noisy win tonight!

dreams · 09-02-2012, 08:05 PM

*clinking sound escalates to frantic thumps and louder muffled helps*

poohbear_nc · 09-02-2012, 08:06 PM

*turns up the radio volume*

Wow - I picked a real noisy perch. Oh well - the win was worth it.

dreams · 09-02-2012, 08:36 PM

*thump, thump.. help*

Love.Forever. · 09-02-2012, 08:48 PM

*While Dreams is stuck under the trashcan, books has come out of nowhere to take the win from poohbear_nc*

poohbear_nc · 09-02-2012, 08:49 PM

Oh look - a stack of books - to perch on with my win! Quiet too!

Love.Forever. · 09-02-2012, 08:54 PM

*As the chicken sits on the stack of books, the weight becomes too much and the chicken falls*

... I win!

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09-02-2012, 06:47 PM	#19442
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 74,578 Karma: 318126844 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	I evade the birds by swiftly taking to a burrow. Which just so happens to have an exit where you roost. I take back the win.

09-02-2012, 07:01 PM	#19445
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,556 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	NAY! Methinks not! Prepare to be trampled one and all! By the might of the dynamic dinosaur descendents! ROAR!

09-02-2012, 07:13 PM	#19446
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	that's funny.. I keep hearing this tiny little "cluck, cluck" I wonder what that is...? I win.

09-02-2012, 07:16 PM	#19447
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,556 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Tiny? Who's calling me tiny? Oh ... here's a tattered umbrella left by someone ... I'll just stuff it into the trash can before I trip over it .... Quiet now ....

09-02-2012, 07:20 PM	#19448
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	clinking sound coming from trash can clinking sound escalates to thumps and muffled help sounds

09-02-2012, 07:50 PM	#19449
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,556 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	perching on noisy trash can Sure is a noisy win tonight!

09-02-2012, 08:05 PM	#19450
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	clinking sound escalates to frantic thumps and louder muffled helps

09-02-2012, 08:06 PM	#19451
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,556 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	turns up the radio volume Wow - I picked a real noisy perch. Oh well - the win was worth it.

09-02-2012, 08:36 PM	#19452
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	thump, thump.. help

09-02-2012, 08:48 PM	#19453
Love.Forever. Monarch Butterfly ... Posts: 255 Karma: 1068968 Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Canada Device: Samsung Galaxy S4, Nexus 7 32GB, Samsung Galaxy Tab 3 8"	While Dreams is stuck under the trashcan, books has come out of nowhere to take the win from poohbear_nc

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09-02-2012, 08:49 PM	#19454
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,556 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Oh look - a stack of books - to perch on with my win! Quiet too!

09-02-2012, 08:54 PM	#19455
Love.Forever. Monarch Butterfly ... Posts: 255 Karma: 1068968 Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Canada Device: Samsung Galaxy S4, Nexus 7 32GB, Samsung Galaxy Tab 3 8"	As the chicken sits on the stack of books, the weight becomes too much and the chicken falls ... I win!