Silliness So what are you doing RIGHT NOW? - Page 1282

yvanleterrible · 07-17-2010, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

You mean like when someone refers to Donald and Daffy as a couple of d*cks?

They do porn?

Javed · 07-17-2010, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

They do porn?

They do ponds!

WT Sharpe · 07-17-2010, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Javed

They do ponds!

yvanleterrible · 07-17-2010, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Javed

They do ponds!

That's a better PG 13!

Javed · 07-17-2010, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

That's a better PG 13!

The water definitely keeps it clean!

pshrynk · 07-18-2010, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by recluse

No answer?

Fine. I know the routine.

It's been fun.

I'm out.

Well, you can say h*ll if you like. Not sure why you'd worried about a hull, but maybe you are just not into boats...

(Slow response due to having the grandkids this weekend and they are more cuddly than you guys. Sorry...

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happy_terd · 07-18-2010, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

and they are more cuddly than you guys. Sorry...

)

You never seen me with a bit of the drink in me.

recluse · 07-18-2010, 12:22 AM

I'll have you know, 9 out of 10 old folks prefer me over their own grandchildren.
I'm adorable, polite, well spoken and I'm not waiting for an inheritance.

I'm geezer friendly.
And I shovel snow for free.

happy_terd · 07-18-2010, 12:25 AM

Old people usually have a pocket full of hard candy.

mmmmmmmmmmm Butterscotch.

glowhappy · 07-18-2010, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by happy_terd

Old people usually have a pocket full of hard candy.

mmmmmmmmmmm Butterscotch.

but smell of moth balls and old cigarettes

recluse · 07-18-2010, 12:33 AM

I like butterscotch.
But I refuse to stick my hands into senior citizens pockets.
Even for linty butterscotch.

You'ed be amazed how many times I've been asked.

Once burned, twice shy.

kindlekitten · 07-18-2010, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by recluse

Overinflated?

I read about your gripe concerning seatbelts.

Have you lost the war with gravity?

nope! I still rule gravity!

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Originally Posted by happy_terd

*goes out in search of Tom*

uh-oh Tom!

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Originally Posted by glowhappy

HAHA! maybe that is why I get such bad chaffing when I go mountain biking. I'll take a page out your book and see how it goes although I'm skeptical that it would help. But biking shorts leave little to the imagination as is.

I can't even get proper biking shorts ON with undies! dispense with them! and horseback is just.... yeah.... leave 'em behind then too

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Originally Posted by happy_terd

I use to go commando quite a bit until the wife put an end to it. She yelled at me for hours complaining about how hard it was to get stains out of denim.

with the amount of kids you have running around I would think that diaper wipes would be abundant!

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Originally Posted by recluse

I like butterscotch.
But I refuse to stick my hands into senior citizens pockets.
Even for linty butterscotch.

You'ed be amazed how many times I've been asked.

Once burned, twice shy.

cinnamon!!!

recluse · 07-18-2010, 02:24 AM

I love cinnamon hard candy!

Jolly Rancher makes good ones.

kindlekitten · 07-18-2010, 02:44 AM

I'm so tired. I'm so done with arguing with my Mom over EVERYTHING. when I got here one of the things she asked me to do was find somewhere for his law library to go. today she totally denied it.

I've done incredible horrid things like contact their accountant and attorney that no one had done. I called the Girl Scout Council, (Dad has won their highest award 2 or 3 times), contacted his absloute best life long friend. contacted their church back in Boulder. I am apparently out of line. very out of line. I am a horrible disrespectful daughter for doing all of this. I met with their Pastor who asked for a family meeting on Sunday. OMG!!!!! you would have thought I had asked Lucifer to tea! (and this is THEIR Pastor!!!!) what the bloody hell!!!!????

Dad was a highly functioning alcoholic. he hasn't had anything in 2 weeks now. Mom got a note from the Doc saying it was ok for him to have one one ounce cocktail a night. I think this is totally bad. I am in no way thinking that drying him out now is a good thing... I mean he is dying after all!!!! I think that one 1 ounce cocktail will just cause anxiety as he is accustomed to drinking until he is replete. I am making dinner tomorrow for my sister, her 2 daughters, my Mom, daughter and myself. I bought 3 slabs of babyback ribs and started a fairly moderate amount of potato salad. you wuld think I have deliberate designs on bringing her fridge to its knees with the HUGE amount of food I am *insisting* be put in the fridge. I'm so upset. I just don't know what to do. I'm damned no matter what.

I want to go home, but I have to be back here the 30th anyway to meet my MIL to go to Mexico for just more fun times.
I am going through a ton of shit with my daughter who has decided it is totally ok to call me by my first name, and not Mom.

I am so incredibly upset.

recluse · 07-18-2010, 03:41 AM

Hush, Kindlekitten, hush.
Listen to me.
Listen to your heart.
You are doing the right thing, no matter how much pain your mom gives you.
What must be, must be.
Things are said that should never be said.
Words that cut and never heal.
One is always chosen. The black sheep. To be the "sin eater". The bearer of all the family's pain.
I know. I've heard those words. Too many times. They led me to the brink of self destruction.
I don't say this easily. I barely resisted the temptation.
The pain will linger long in your heart and mind. No lie.
The good you do has to be enough to resist dwelling on it.
Not easy. But you are stronger than I am. If I can, you can.
And will.
You are a good woman.
You are doing the right thing.

You are right about your father and the drinking. I don't know what medication he is on, but withdrawal is very dangerous. And a drop to ease the "pain" is insane. I don't know much about maintenance drinking, but it is a fine line. AA might be able to help explain. I can't think of any other reliable source.

07-18-2010, 12:22 AM	#19223
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	I'll have you know, 9 out of 10 old folks prefer me over their own grandchildren. I'm adorable, polite, well spoken and I'm not waiting for an inheritance. I'm geezer friendly. And I shovel snow for free.

07-18-2010, 12:25 AM	#19224
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Old people usually have a pocket full of hard candy. mmmmmmmmmmm Butterscotch.

07-18-2010, 12:33 AM	#19226
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	I like butterscotch. But I refuse to stick my hands into senior citizens pockets. Even for linty butterscotch. You'ed be amazed how many times I've been asked. Once burned, twice shy.

07-18-2010, 02:24 AM	#19228
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	I love cinnamon hard candy! Jolly Rancher makes good ones.

07-18-2010, 02:44 AM	#19229
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	I'm so tired. I'm so done with arguing with my Mom over EVERYTHING. when I got here one of the things she asked me to do was find somewhere for his law library to go. today she totally denied it. I've done incredible horrid things like contact their accountant and attorney that no one had done. I called the Girl Scout Council, (Dad has won their highest award 2 or 3 times), contacted his absloute best life long friend. contacted their church back in Boulder. I am apparently out of line. very out of line. I am a horrible disrespectful daughter for doing all of this. I met with their Pastor who asked for a family meeting on Sunday. OMG!!!!! you would have thought I had asked Lucifer to tea! (and this is THEIR Pastor!!!!) what the bloody hell!!!!???? Dad was a highly functioning alcoholic. he hasn't had anything in 2 weeks now. Mom got a note from the Doc saying it was ok for him to have one one ounce cocktail a night. I think this is totally bad. I am in no way thinking that drying him out now is a good thing... I mean he is dying after all!!!! I think that one 1 ounce cocktail will just cause anxiety as he is accustomed to drinking until he is replete. I am making dinner tomorrow for my sister, her 2 daughters, my Mom, daughter and myself. I bought 3 slabs of babyback ribs and started a fairly moderate amount of potato salad. you wuld think I have deliberate designs on bringing her fridge to its knees with the HUGE amount of food I am insisting be put in the fridge. I'm so upset. I just don't know what to do. I'm damned no matter what. I want to go home, but I have to be back here the 30th anyway to meet my MIL to go to Mexico for just more fun times. I am going through a ton of shit with my daughter who has decided it is totally ok to call me by my first name, and not Mom. I am so incredibly upset.

07-18-2010, 03:41 AM	#19230
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Hush, Kindlekitten, hush. Listen to me. Listen to your heart. You are doing the right thing, no matter how much pain your mom gives you. What must be, must be. Things are said that should never be said. Words that cut and never heal. One is always chosen. The black sheep. To be the "sin eater". The bearer of all the family's pain. I know. I've heard those words. Too many times. They led me to the brink of self destruction. I don't say this easily. I barely resisted the temptation. The pain will linger long in your heart and mind. No lie. The good you do has to be enough to resist dwelling on it. Not easy. But you are stronger than I am. If I can, you can. And will. You are a good woman. You are doing the right thing. You are right about your father and the drinking. I don't know what medication he is on, but withdrawal is very dangerous. And a drop to ease the "pain" is insane. I don't know much about maintenance drinking, but it is a fine line. AA might be able to help explain. I can't think of any other reliable source.