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Old 06-28-2010, 04:52 PM   #18241
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Really? I thought they were cat house stories.
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Old 06-28-2010, 05:26 PM   #18242
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Really? I thought they were cat house stories.
You mean bunny ranch stories?
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Old 06-28-2010, 05:28 PM   #18243
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Yeah, the ones with the kumquats in them.
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Old 06-28-2010, 05:34 PM   #18244
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Old 06-28-2010, 05:36 PM   #18245
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Old 06-28-2010, 06:51 PM   #18246
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Old 06-28-2010, 06:57 PM   #18247
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Wait 'til you hear about what he does to snakes....
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Old 06-28-2010, 07:00 PM   #18248
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Old 06-28-2010, 07:09 PM   #18249
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Ignore them, Sneaky.

This will cheer you up:
Every time his wife yells, h_t wets his pants.
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Old 06-28-2010, 07:12 PM   #18250
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Old 06-28-2010, 07:21 PM   #18251
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heh. She is very pregnant at the moment and cannot reach things very well. I would put all of the snack cakes on the upper shelf if she were to mouth off.
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Old 06-28-2010, 11:39 PM   #18252
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heh. She is very pregnant at the moment and cannot reach things very well. I would put all of the snack cakes on the upper shelf if she were to mouth off.
So much for the "good husband award"!
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Old 06-28-2010, 11:47 PM   #18253
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Old 06-28-2010, 11:53 PM   #18254
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Yeah, right!

We all know full well that if he tried something like that, as soon as his wife recovered from the delivery, that shelf would be where the parts of him that got her pregnant would be located. Why do you think he's been pumping iron so frantically?
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Old 06-29-2010, 02:33 AM   #18255
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We all know full well that if he tried something like that, as soon as his wife recovered from the delivery, that shelf would be where the parts of him that got her pregnant would be located. Why do you think he's been pumping iron so frantically?
I had an acquaintance who swore that after his marriage his testicles were kept in a jar on the wife's side of the bed
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