Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 12

poohbear_nc · 06-04-2010, 02:06 PM

Unfortunately the ape wasn't laughing. As he pulled himself up by climbing up the door jamb, he pulled the biggest heater I had ever seen out of his hip pocket!

MJK2111 · 06-04-2010, 02:27 PM

It must have been 12 inches long, with shiny new filaments. I'd bet that baby could keep the whole bedroom toasty warm on a snowy winter day.

poohbear_nc · 06-04-2010, 02:32 PM

"Whatcha lookin' at bud?" snarled the big ape. I'm a tropical species and need constant heat!

SneakySnake · 06-04-2010, 10:46 PM

I offered him my pyjamas, seeing as I still had a decent suit on underneath. "I may need to keep warm" he said, "but I aint stooping that low."

omk3 · 06-05-2010, 11:11 AM

So then I offered him my airplane ticket to the Tropics. He took it and left the room without a word, never to be seen again. (what was I thinking?)

GeoffC · 06-06-2010, 04:48 AM

So, I thought, is that the case solved? What to do now - that plane ticket didn't pay for itself.....

FlorenceArt · 06-06-2010, 04:51 AM

I decided to follow him to the airport and get a photo of him getting on the plane. Proof may be required to collect my money from the blonde.

GeoffC · 06-06-2010, 04:52 AM

But ! Ah! the camera phone. Where is it, I wondered as I quickly ran.....

poohbear_nc · 06-06-2010, 10:25 AM

I ran into the street wildly hailing a taxi! One screeched up to the curb and I jumped in -- and there was the blonde in the back seat with a glass of champagne in her hand!

GeoffC · 06-06-2010, 10:27 AM

"Well, hello there", she simpered, holding out another filled glass. Please take a seat and update me on the situation, pronto".

MJK2111 · 06-06-2010, 12:14 PM

"Nix the drink, doll-face." I said. "We've got more important things to do!"

WT Sharpe · 06-06-2010, 06:50 PM

"You should never turn down a free drink, Private Investigator Sledgehammer," she said with a smile that could freeze the warts of a horned toad. "Especially from strangers who not only know your name, but also have more inside information on the case you're working than you could begin to imagine--and also know more that you realize about just how deep this particularly twisted rabbit hole goes."

poohbear_nc · 06-06-2010, 08:35 PM

"WTF! I thought we were in a taxi!" I shouted, looking wildly about for the exit.

SneakySnake · 06-06-2010, 09:58 PM

She shoved a leperous distilment of a cocktail into my hand, and stared deep into my eyes. "So!" she said, "what's going on?"

poohbear_nc · 06-07-2010, 08:49 AM

Then my blood froze as I heard the taxi driver laugh. It was the ape -- in a badly fitting jacket and cap!

06-06-2010, 06:50 PM	#177
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	"You should never turn down a free drink, *Private Investigator Sledgehammer," she said with a smile that could freeze the warts of a horned toad. "Especially from strangers who not only know your name, but also have more inside information on the case you're working than you could begin to imagine--and also know more that you realize about just how deep this particularly twisted rabbit hole goes." Last edited by WT Sharpe; 06-06-2010 at 06:52 PM.*

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06-04-2010, 02:06 PM	#166
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,855 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Unfortunately the ape wasn't laughing. As he pulled himself up by climbing up the door jamb, he pulled the biggest heater I had ever seen out of his hip pocket!

06-04-2010, 02:27 PM	#167
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	It must have been 12 inches long, with shiny new filaments. I'd bet that baby could keep the whole bedroom toasty warm on a snowy winter day.

06-04-2010, 02:32 PM	#168
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,855 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"Whatcha lookin' at bud?" snarled the big ape. I'm a tropical species and need constant heat!

06-04-2010, 10:46 PM	#169
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	I offered him my pyjamas, seeing as I still had a decent suit on underneath. "I may need to keep warm" he said, "but I aint stooping that low."

06-05-2010, 11:11 AM	#170
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	So then I offered him my airplane ticket to the Tropics. He took it and left the room without a word, never to be seen again. (what was I thinking?)

06-06-2010, 04:48 AM	#171
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	So, I thought, is that the case solved? What to do now - that plane ticket didn't pay for itself.....

06-06-2010, 04:51 AM	#172
FlorenceArt High Priestess Posts: 5,761 Karma: 5042529 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Montreuil sous bois, France Device: iPad Pro 9.7, iPhone 6 Plus	I decided to follow him to the airport and get a photo of him getting on the plane. Proof may be required to collect my money from the blonde.

06-06-2010, 04:52 AM	#173
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	But ! Ah! the camera phone. Where is it, I wondered as I quickly ran.....

06-06-2010, 10:25 AM	#174
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,855 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I ran into the street wildly hailing a taxi! One screeched up to the curb and I jumped in -- and there was the blonde in the back seat with a glass of champagne in her hand!

06-06-2010, 10:27 AM	#175
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"Well, hello there", she simpered, holding out another filled glass. Please take a seat and update me on the situation, pronto".

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06-06-2010, 12:14 PM	#176
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	"Nix the drink, doll-face." I said. "We've got more important things to do!"

06-06-2010, 08:35 PM	#178
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,855 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"WTF! I thought we were in a taxi!" I shouted, looking wildly about for the exit.

06-06-2010, 09:58 PM	#179
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	She shoved a leperous distilment of a cocktail into my hand, and stared deep into my eyes. "So!" she said, "what's going on?"

06-07-2010, 08:49 AM	#180
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,855 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Then my blood froze as I heard the taxi driver laugh. It was the ape -- in a badly fitting jacket and cap!