Silliness The Gimme 5 Game - Page 12

Katti's Cat · 04-12-2010, 09:54 PM

Sheep
Chicken
The bird that keeps flying into my window
The bat that got fried on the wire
The possum that dropped off the wire and got run over

Gimme 5 ways to not be normal

montsnmags · 04-12-2010, 11:57 PM

Be yourself.
Be yourself.
Be yourself.
Be yourself.
BE YOURSELF!

Gimme 5 odd habits you have

Katti's Cat · 04-13-2010, 10:05 PM

Only 5?

Start cooking at all hours of the days
Not getting out of bed till noon
Getting up real early after a big night on the turps
Ignoring my mobile phone
Reading books about subjects I have absolute no interest in

Gimme 5 meals that you will be cooking in winter

SneakySnake · 04-13-2010, 10:11 PM

The big bean and vege soup yum! make it really big it lasts for days.
Lamb neck casserole.
Chicken lovely legs with mushrooms olives tomato -- ooh I'm hungry now.
Butter chicken curry with basmati rice.
Spaghetti with pesto.

Gimme 5 ways to stop being hungry every time we talk about food.

Katti's Cat · 04-13-2010, 10:18 PM

Thanks for the input - always looking for new receipes.

Keep chewing
Keep the chocolate handy
5 meals a day just aren't enough - double at your own risk
Drinks heaps (only if out of food)
Suck on a pebble (only if out of food)

Gimme 5 reasons to go to meet people I don't really want to meet

SneakySnake · 04-13-2010, 10:22 PM

There could be alcohol
There could be alcohol
There could be alcohol
There could be alcohol
There could be alcohol

Gimme 5 reasons to stay home by yourself on a beautiful day

GraceKrispy · 04-14-2010, 03:53 AM

There is alcohol, and no reason to share!
The house is empty and quiet and you can sleep!
There is a vicious dinosaur outside who can only eat people it seems leave the house!
You are under house arrest!
Youʻre guarding your chocolate stash!

Gimme 5 (legal and ethical) ways to get your kids to fall asleep promptly at 8pm.

Katti's Cat · 04-14-2010, 09:57 PM

Legal and ethical? wow you are asking for a lot there

Have them run all day (20km should do it)
Make them clean the house from top to bottom with a toothbrush
Read them a bedtime story out of the financial pages / legal magazine
Lemon balm tea (no sugar of course)
Chamomile tea (no sugar of course)

Gimme 5 yummy savory pies

happy_terd · 05-24-2010, 02:18 PM

mom's apple
cherry
lemon meringue
pumpkin or sweet tater (I cannot tell the difference)
humble pie

Gimme five ways to lose ten pounds by friday

ShortNCuddlyAm · 05-24-2010, 08:19 PM

Drop your wallet
Bet a tenner on a sure fire loser
Walk away from the cash point without taking your money out of the slot
Walk around in a dodgy area of town with a tenner sticking out of a pocket in an easily grabbable manner
Join the office lottery sweepstake with ten pounds worth of numbers

Wait... you're American

Gimme 5 ways to sprain your ankle

happy_terd · 05-25-2010, 12:45 PM

having sex and falling off the bed
walking home from the pub a bit tipsy
being pushed down a flight of stairs
getting beat up by a bossy, angry 6-month pregnant wife
having 3 of your kids jump on you trying to take your candy

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Gimme 5 ways to pick up women at a family reuinon

MJK2111 · 05-25-2010, 12:52 PM

Live in Alabama
Live in Kentucky
Live in Arkansas
Live in Tennessee
Live in Georgia

Gimme 5 ways to tell if your mother-in-law is coming to visit.

happy_terd · 05-27-2010, 11:54 AM

the milk turns sour
The hens do not lay
The well dries up
storms occur
babies get warts

Gimme 5 reason NOT TO pet VR.

GraceKrispy · 06-02-2010, 03:30 AM

he bites
he slobbers (thinks everything is bacon)
he's too busy at my retreat
he thinks it means something more
it starts him humping

Gimme 5 nicknames you would never want

montsnmags · 06-02-2010, 03:44 AM

Sloppy
Chillywilly
Victa
Moobs
Marc

Gimme 5 actors/actresses whose beds you would park your boots under

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04-12-2010, 09:54 PM	#166
Katti's Cat Wizard Posts: 2,259 Karma: 175640 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Brisbane Australia Device: Sony PRS-600	Sheep Chicken The bird that keeps flying into my window The bat that got fried on the wire The possum that dropped off the wire and got run over Gimme 5 ways to not be normal

04-12-2010, 11:57 PM	#167
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Be yourself. Be yourself. Be yourself. Be yourself. BE YOURSELF! Gimme 5 odd habits you have

04-13-2010, 10:05 PM	#168
Katti's Cat Wizard Posts: 2,259 Karma: 175640 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Brisbane Australia Device: Sony PRS-600	Only 5? Start cooking at all hours of the days Not getting out of bed till noon Getting up real early after a big night on the turps Ignoring my mobile phone Reading books about subjects I have absolute no interest in Gimme 5 meals that you will be cooking in winter

04-13-2010, 10:11 PM	#169
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	The big bean and vege soup yum! make it really big it lasts for days. Lamb neck casserole. Chicken lovely legs with mushrooms olives tomato -- ooh I'm hungry now. Butter chicken curry with basmati rice. Spaghetti with pesto. Gimme 5 ways to stop being hungry every time we talk about food.

04-13-2010, 10:18 PM	#170
Katti's Cat Wizard Posts: 2,259 Karma: 175640 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Brisbane Australia Device: Sony PRS-600	Thanks for the input - always looking for new receipes. Keep chewing Keep the chocolate handy 5 meals a day just aren't enough - double at your own risk Drinks heaps (only if out of food) Suck on a pebble (only if out of food) Gimme 5 reasons to go to meet people I don't really want to meet

04-13-2010, 10:22 PM	#171
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	There could be alcohol There could be alcohol There could be alcohol There could be alcohol There could be alcohol Gimme 5 reasons to stay home by yourself on a beautiful day

04-14-2010, 03:53 AM	#172
GraceKrispy It's Dr. Penguin now! Posts: 3,909 Karma: 4705733 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: (USA) Device: iPad mini, Samsung Note 3, Sony PRS-650 (rarely used now)	There is alcohol, and no reason to share! The house is empty and quiet and you can sleep! There is a vicious dinosaur outside who can only eat people it seems leave the house! You are under house arrest! Youʻre guarding your chocolate stash! Gimme 5 (legal and ethical) ways to get your kids to fall asleep promptly at 8pm.

04-14-2010, 09:57 PM	#173
Katti's Cat Wizard Posts: 2,259 Karma: 175640 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Brisbane Australia Device: Sony PRS-600	Legal and ethical? wow you are asking for a lot there Have them run all day (20km should do it) Make them clean the house from top to bottom with a toothbrush Read them a bedtime story out of the financial pages / legal magazine Lemon balm tea (no sugar of course) Chamomile tea (no sugar of course) Gimme 5 yummy savory pies

05-24-2010, 02:18 PM	#174
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	mom's apple cherry lemon meringue pumpkin or sweet tater (I cannot tell the difference) humble pie Gimme five ways to lose ten pounds by friday

05-24-2010, 08:19 PM	#175
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	Drop your wallet Bet a tenner on a sure fire loser Walk away from the cash point without taking your money out of the slot Walk around in a dodgy area of town with a tenner sticking out of a pocket in an easily grabbable manner Join the office lottery sweepstake with ten pounds worth of numbers Wait... you're American Gimme 5 ways to sprain your ankle

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05-25-2010, 12:45 PM	#176
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	having sex and falling off the bed walking home from the pub a bit tipsy being pushed down a flight of stairs getting beat up by a bossy, angry 6-month pregnant wife having 3 of your kids jump on you trying to take your candy ------------ Gimme 5 ways to pick up women at a family reuinon

05-25-2010, 12:52 PM	#177
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	Live in Alabama Live in Kentucky Live in Arkansas Live in Tennessee Live in Georgia Gimme 5 ways to tell if your mother-in-law is coming to visit.

05-27-2010, 11:54 AM	#178
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	the milk turns sour The hens do not lay The well dries up storms occur babies get warts Gimme 5 reason NOT TO pet VR.

06-02-2010, 03:30 AM	#179
GraceKrispy It's Dr. Penguin now! Posts: 3,909 Karma: 4705733 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: (USA) Device: iPad mini, Samsung Note 3, Sony PRS-650 (rarely used now)	he bites he slobbers (thinks everything is bacon) he's too busy at my retreat he thinks it means something more it starts him humping Gimme 5 nicknames you would never want

06-02-2010, 03:44 AM	#180
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Sloppy Chillywilly Victa Moobs Marc Gimme 5 actors/actresses whose beds you would park your boots under