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The goblin-console remains perfectly still, but emits a faint giggling.
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And emits a faint green miasma.
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"I said leave my console alone!" said Henry angrily, stomping into the basement. He poured the beer from his glass over the fake console. "Begone!"
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A large red tongue pops out of the console, slurps up the beer and the console emits a loud belch!
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"That was nice," the were-console grunted. "More, please?"
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"Out!" he bellowed and flung the mock-console through an open window.
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Except it wasn’t. The console rebounded with a loud crash. “Ow that hurt” it shouted.
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With an evil laugh it jumped back up to the table and shouted “I wanna play!”
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Henry slams his hand down onto the critter in a fit of rage; all that remains of the critter resembles a bunch of squashed purple grapes.
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The grapes flowed together and formed a blue goblin. "You're a real cad, you know, Henry," huffed the goblin.
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"Well I hope it at least stung a little this time!" Henry retorted.
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"How about you give me my console back now?"
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The goblin ripped out an enormously loud fart for its size whilst staring blandly at Henry.
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Then it picked its nose. Henry turned away.
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Ma said, "Pa, I don't like the people the boy is hanging out with."
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