Unutterably Silly Marc is missing!!!!!!

[pshrynk]

Well, he's gone missing again. This time, the ape has settled in at the keyboard to keep us off track.

Where will it all end?

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

...

Where will it all end?

Woolloomooloo.

Yours with a Degree in Misdirection,
Adrian

[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Well, he's gone missing again. This time, the ape has settled in at the keyboard to keep us off track.

Where will it all end?

Under a pile of banana peels and monkey sh**?

[pshrynk]

"In tears."

C'mon, people I feed you the lines and what do I get? Wooloomooloo and monkey sh**!

:sheesh:

[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

"In tears."

C'mon, people I feed you the lines and what do I get? Wooloomooloo and monkey sh**!

:sheesh:

Sorry.

It will end in tears (under a pile of sh** in Wooloomooloo).

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Under a pile of banana peels and monkey sh**?

~sigh~ All this travel...I miss my own bed. ~sigh~

Yours posturepedically,
Adrian

[Wetdogeared]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Well, he's gone missing again. This time, the ape has settled in at the keyboard to keep us off track.

Where will it all end?

The last stop.
The end of the line.
The caboose.
The letter Zed.
Omega.
Where else does the keyboard or track end?

WDE.

[Lady Blue]

Marc, is that you?

[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

Where else does the keyboard or track end?

The 'Enter' key?

[Lady Blue]

[Wetdogeared]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

The 'Enter' key?

But then where's he going to exit, the 'Esc' key. There is no escape!

WDE.

[GeoffC]

up his ..... :whistles:

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

"In tears."

C'mon, people I feed you the lines and what do I get? Wooloomooloo and monkey sh**!

:sheesh:

Woolloomooloo has three "l"s.

As for tears...[swings over to pshrynk, lands a gibbon-weighted kick to his googly bits]...there you go, pet.

What? It's not the end? No problem, I'll come back later and do it again.

Yours from the Finger Wharf,
Adrian

[NormHart]

The Finger Wharf is it? Whilst it does not state the reason it was so named I think we can all make the obvious guess and extrapolate as to Adrian's true message to us. (What has he done with Marc and his device?)

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by NormHart

The Finger Wharf is it? Whilst it does not state the reason it was so named I think we can all make the obvious guess and extrapolate as to Adrian's true message to us.

Ah, well, although I am invisible, I would never have judged myself to be so transparent.

(What has he done with Marc and his device?)

'Tis an unexpected Marc-enabled treat to you all, all lit-up by the flick of a switch. Where is Marc? Why the question? No-one ever asked Marc, "Where is Adrian?". Hmm, I find everyone's lack of concern for my welfare and whereabouts disturbing. 'Tis almost enough to have one engage with one's psyche's pressure-release, and take to LazyScot's bunker in one's fully-weaponised, burnt orange APC along with my good friends, the sequined and choreographed evil that is the Solid Gold Disco Dancing Pirate Ninja Squirrels.

Alas, inadvertent violence must wait, for I have two dates this evening. The first, not a date, but an opportunity to show obeisance to my Queen, Queen Zelda of the Pastries, and the second to snuggle up affectionately and worshipfully beneath the lovely flailing, world-wasting wrath of DixieGal, SNACKER OF NATIONS.

Be warned though, that my anger is merely tempered by appointments with adoration, and your disrespect towards me will show LazyScot no mercy.

[Marc: Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? Check 1, 2, many. [screeeeeech] Ew, feedback, sorry. Look...about that switch...can someone AAAARRRRGGHHHHH!!! possibly get to my User Control panel and WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'M A JET-POWERED BUTTERFLY! maybe switch it back to the BOM-CHIKKA-WAH-WAH! "Marc" setting? You see, Adrian is an imaginary SING TUPPENCE FOR ME GIRLY AND I'LL GIVE YA BACK YER PRETTIES friend, and I'm pretty sure he's meant to be residing THE SPLEENS! THE HORRIBLE SPLEENS! in the back of my mind. I'm also pretty sure that his ability to mutter-grumble-something-about-molluscs speak is not his own, which means he's attached some [ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!] jumper leads to my speech centres boogy-oogy-woogy. It's awful smelly in here, and there's way too much stuff about my WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO SHARE MY LOLLIPOP? childhood, private mmm, toenails, arrglll self, abilities I DID A BIG POO!, and personal relationships [sucking sound like the soul being drained from a Loved One's spine via a human/lamprey hybrid's mouth] drawn on the walls in monkey faeces as caricature for my liking Hmm, smells like teen spirit..and shotgun residue. Wait...who's that? What are you doing here? How can you be here? Wait...what? Adrian, put down the Dimensional Displacement Kazoo. You know it doesn't work that way? You'd be cutting off your knows to spite your farce. What do you mean you've modified it? No, I'm not going back there - I hate it. Don't you dare? Don't! If you blow a note, I swear I'll...I'll...I'll [vfvfvfvfvfvweeeeeeeee!]...................]

Hello? Did one of you just turn out the lights for a few seconds? I swear I just saw flashed against my retinas the distinct image of Marc waving a Kazoo at me threateningly with one hand, while pointing the other at a window labelled "BANISHED!". I do hope he's okay. If any of you have hurt him.....!!!

Anyway, I must rush. I'd like to get these canvasses finished before my appointments. They're nearly done. I call them "THE ID WHAT I DID", and they're affectionate recollections of my childhood.

Catch you later, odds and clods,
Adrian