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Old 09-19-2008, 08:32 AM   #166
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I wish I could have some cake with my coffee (Yeah, they delivered new coffee-beans for the machine about 15 minutes ago)
Granted. It's a new, experimental Surströmming cake, and it is being made from the "raw" ingredients right in front of you....

I wish that the distilleries were open.
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Old 09-19-2008, 09:16 AM   #167
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I wish that the distilleries were open.
They are: but they are all distilling perfume; mostly Chanel no5.

I wish for an end to world poverty.
(Does anyone really want to subvert that?)
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Old 09-19-2008, 09:17 AM   #168
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They are: but they are all distilling perfume; mostly Chanel no5.

I wish for an end to world poverty.
(Does anyone really want to subvert that?)
Nope, not touching that one...

I wish I had come up with that
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Old 09-19-2008, 09:21 AM   #169
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I wish for an end to world poverty.
(Does anyone really want to subvert that?)
Granted, everybody dies.

Hey, I didn't make up the rules. I just corrupt them.

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Nope, not touching that one...

I wish I had come up with that
Granted, but everybody still dies.

I wish it was 17:00 already.
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Old 09-19-2008, 09:22 AM   #170
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They are: but they are all distilling perfume; mostly Chanel no5.

I wish for an end to world poverty.
(Does anyone really want to subvert that?)
Granted - everyone has become a slave, bought and sold on the auction block.
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Old 09-19-2008, 09:24 AM   #171
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I wish for an end to world poverty.
Granted: Bill Gates and a few Oil Princes die and their wealth is redistributed.

Wish: I wish I could go skydiving today. Wait, no, that's way too easy to corrupt. Umm... I wish no one would do anything nice for me today.
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Old 09-19-2008, 09:27 AM   #172
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Granted: Bill Gates and a few Oil Princes die and their wealth is redistributed.

Wish: I wish I could go skydiving today. Wait, no, that's way too easy to corrupt. Umm... I wish no one would do anything nice for me today.
Granted - the parachute fails and you go splat. Everyone says nice thing about you, and even offer you a winning lottery ticket, but you're too dead to notice....
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Old 09-19-2008, 09:31 AM   #173
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Umm... I wish no one would do anything nice for me today.
Granted. They do nice things to those around you, but notably not you.

I wish I was sitting on Glen Brittle beach enjoying some great weather.
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Old 09-19-2008, 10:08 AM   #174
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Granted - but horseshoe crabs have invaded the beack and are biting.

I wish I had an Evan Williams Burbon shoe right now.
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Old 09-19-2008, 02:27 PM   #175
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I wish I had an Evan Williams Burbon shoe right now.
Granted. I hope ten-and-a-half is your size... I was just guessing. You did want the pumps, yes?

I wish I had a fully-functioning sonic screwdriver.
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Old 09-19-2008, 03:08 PM   #176
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Granted. I hope ten-and-a-half is your size... I was just guessing. You did want the pumps, yes?

I wish I had a fully-functioning sonic screwdriver.
Granted - Harry T's avatar delivers it......

I wish I had a functioning Tardis....
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Old 09-19-2008, 03:50 PM   #177
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I wish I had a functioning Tardis....
Granted. Harry T's avatar is piloting it.

(I'd wish for Fireball XL-5 next, but some damned genie would only turn me into a marionette...)

I wish I was the Phantom.
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Old 09-19-2008, 05:24 PM   #178
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Granted, but the opera closes and the girl marries another.

I wish my 15 year old would quickly grow out of his testerone driven, pubescent, hate of "parental interference and control" as he refers to it. (I personally call it responsible parenting, but what do I know?)
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Old 09-19-2008, 06:49 PM   #179
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Granted, unfortunately, they are in a format that no e-reading device will ever be able to display properly.
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Old 09-19-2008, 07:30 PM   #180
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I wish my 15 year old would quickly grow out of his testerone driven, pubescent, hate of "parental interference and control" as he refers to it. (I personally call it responsible parenting, but what do I know?)
Granted, but he's now 43 and he's still not doing anything around the house and he won't leave home.

I wish my photographic skills actually came within shouting distance of my desire and enthusiasm.

Cheers,
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