Who ARE you people? - Page 12

vivaldirules · 06-16-2008, 11:51 AM

Moderators! Who needs 'em, anyway? I say we rush 'em and take over this vessel. We already have control of The Lounge. How much more can there be? We'll show them a thing or two! Okay, who's in with me?

TedPark · 06-16-2008, 12:12 PM

Is this the longest intro thread yet?

zelda_pinwheel · 06-16-2008, 12:22 PM

well, if it's not, it really can't be behind by much...

(and one more post to add to the number...)

vivaldirules · 06-16-2008, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Moderators! Who needs 'em, anyway? I say we rush 'em and take over this vessel. We already have control of The Lounge. How much more can there be? We'll show them a thing or two! Okay, who's in with me?

Okay, folks, don't push, don't push! There's plenty of money for all of you who want to participate in this mutiny. Just raise your hand and I'll count.

vivaldirules · 06-16-2008, 01:18 PM

Hello? Is this microphone on? I said, just patiently stand single-file in this line and I'll get your names.

pshrynk · 06-16-2008, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TedPark

Is this the longest intro thread yet?

At 169, it is the longest in the standard forum settings. I don't know about the option of listing longer periods of time, because I'm just that way.

The Spanish SIG used to be the longest, but we have blown it out of the water.

I'd say "just like an Armada," but I am a caring and sensitive type of guy.

vivaldirules · 06-16-2008, 01:25 PM

Fine. Fine! No one wants to stand up to those stinking, tyrannical cat-hating, dog-hating moderators, then I won't either. I'll even join in with them. From now on, no more stench-stinking, hair-shedding, poop-generating, tail-wagging, face-licking canines or felines for me. No. Not even squirrels or gibbons. From now on, I'm a strictly level-headed, inanimate, tea totaling me - totally humorless and rational to the end. Fine!

zelda_pinwheel · 06-16-2008, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Fine. Fine! No one wants to stand up to those stinking, tyrannical cat-hating, dog-hating moderators, then I won't either. I'll even join in with them. From now on, no more stench-stinking, hair-shedding, poop-generating, tail-wagging, face-licking canines or felines for me. No. Not even squirrels or gibbons. From now on, I'm a strictly level-headed, inanimate, tea totaling me - totally humorless and rational to the end. Fine!

hey now, hey now ! what's all this then ? just calm down, let's not do anything rash... i'm with you when it comes to abolishing cat-hating and dog-hating (even though i don't actually like dogs that much... present company excluded, of course), be it from dogs, wolves, or daleks. and obviously we can't just do away with squirrels, that's just crazy-talk. and if you get rid of gibbons, i de believe you would break marc's heart, and no-one wants that. all right, i'll stand with you ! you don't even have to pay me. i haz my integrity, you know.

so what's next ? i vote for more lolcats (because they iz SO FUNNY !!!).

vivaldirules · 06-16-2008, 01:43 PM

Zelda, I appreciate your sincere offer for help but at this time I feel that it is simply too late. I have been appropriately assimilated and am now available only to help you in your ebook needs. Have you seen our selection of free public domain ware? Quite amazing, I should say. And please check out our Wiki - very informative, indeed. Let me know if there's any way that I can assist you. Have a nice day.

pilotbob · 06-16-2008, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Hello? Is this microphone on? I said, just patiently stand single-file in this line and I'll get your names.

Oh, I thought this was the line for free ice cream.

BOb

zelda_pinwheel · 06-16-2008, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Zelda, I appreciate your sincere offer for help but at this time I feel that it is simply too late. I have been appropriately assimilated and am now available only to help you in your ebook needs. Have you seen our selection of free public domain ware? Quite amazing, I should say. And please check out our Wiki - very informative, indeed. Let me know if there's any way that I can assist you. Have a nice day.

noooooo ! vr, don't go to the dark side !!! quick, someone call Confuse-a-Cat !!! (they have a dog program as well)

vivaldirules · 06-16-2008, 02:08 PM

If you insist, Ms. Zelda, you may find that you'll enjoy this very nice IMP edition of a very lovely story about Miss Kitty Cat which was graciously converted and posted for your enjoyment by our very own moderator RWood: https://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15128

pshrynk · 06-16-2008, 02:25 PM

Oh, here, let me...

Vivieboy! <<tweet tweet!>> Wannachaseastick? Whosagooboy! Getit!

That is guaranteed to bring back the lil fleabag.

yvanleterrible · 06-16-2008, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Okay, folks, don't push, don't push! There's plenty of money for all of you who want to participate in this mutiny. Just raise your hand and I'll count.

I knew this moment would come so it's been up for quite a while now.

zelda_pinwheel · 06-16-2008, 08:59 PM

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06-16-2008, 11:51 AM	#166
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Moderators! Who needs 'em, anyway? I say we rush 'em and take over this vessel. We already have control of The Lounge. How much more can there be? We'll show them a thing or two! Okay, who's in with me?

06-16-2008, 12:12 PM	#167
TedPark Zealot Posts: 135 Karma: 17148 Join Date: May 2008 Location: California Device: Sony 505	Is this the longest intro thread yet?

06-16-2008, 12:22 PM	#168
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	well, if it's not, it really can't be behind by much... (and one more post to add to the number...)

06-16-2008, 01:18 PM	#170
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Hello? Is this microphone on? I said, just patiently stand single-file in this line and I'll get your names.

06-16-2008, 01:25 PM	#172
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Fine. Fine! No one wants to stand up to those stinking, tyrannical cat-hating, dog-hating moderators, then I won't either. I'll even join in with them. From now on, no more stench-stinking, hair-shedding, poop-generating, tail-wagging, face-licking canines or felines for me. No. Not even squirrels or gibbons. From now on, I'm a strictly level-headed, inanimate, tea totaling me - totally humorless and rational to the end. Fine!

06-16-2008, 01:43 PM	#174
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Zelda, I appreciate your sincere offer for help but at this time I feel that it is simply too late. I have been appropriately assimilated and am now available only to help you in your ebook needs. Have you seen our selection of free public domain ware? Quite amazing, I should say. And please check out our Wiki - very informative, indeed. Let me know if there's any way that I can assist you. Have a nice day.

06-16-2008, 02:08 PM	#177
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	If you insist, Ms. Zelda, you may find that you'll enjoy this very nice IMP edition of a very lovely story about Miss Kitty Cat which was graciously converted and posted for your enjoyment by our very own moderator RWood: https://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15128

06-16-2008, 02:25 PM	#178
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Oh, here, let me... Vivieboy! <<tweet tweet!>> Wannachaseastick? Whosagooboy! Getit! That is guaranteed to bring back the lil fleabag.

06-16-2008, 08:59 PM	#180
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?

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