Colloquialisms [promises to be Unutterably Silly]

[Patricia]

You wouldn't.
Best check all your body parts now, especially brain and spleen.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by Patricia

You wouldn't.
Best check all your body parts now, especially brain and spleen.

Excellent. No-one ever notices their appendix gone (I collect them in the back pocket of my dusty jacket).

Cheers,
Marc (sitting at the Yvan's long Table of Content, watching my pet colophon climb all over my index finger)

[zelda_pinwheel]

colophons are so cute. i always wish i could have one for a pet. but i heard they don't domesticate very well. plus the cat would probably eat it. maybe i should just get another cat, and *name* it "colophon".

[yvanleterrible]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

colophons are so cute. i always wish i could have one for a pet. but i heard they don't domesticate very well. plus the cat would probably eat it. maybe i should just get another cat, and *name* it "colophon".

Or use the name for the eink reader you will someday get...

[Patricia]

Forget colophons. I have a pet man.
They can be very rewarding and affectionate pets if you remember to feed them well and tickle them occasionally.

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Patricia

Forget colophons. I have a pet man.
They can be very rewarding and affectionate pets if you remember to feed them well and tickle them occasionally.

completely agree. the only drawback is that most of them already have names.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by Patricia

Forget colophons. I have a pet man.
They can be very rewarding and affectionate pets if you remember to feed them well and tickle them occasionally.

Patricia...in the bath...with her pet man?




Cheers,
Marc ("Tiger, tiger burning bright...")

[Patricia]

Marc seems to have a strange idea that I am large, hairy and feline. At least two of those adjectives are inaccurate.* Go and look at the picture in my profile. You will need a magnifying glass because I don't like having may picture taken.

*I can sit on my own hair. That's a clue.

[yvanleterrible]

Originally Posted by Patricia

Forget colophons. I have a pet man.
They can be very rewarding and affectionate pets if you remember to feed them well and tickle them occasionally.

Mistress Patricia how do you get them to stay clean?

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Patricia

Marc seems to have a strange idea that I am large, hairy and feline. At least two of those adjectives are inaccurate.* Go and look at the picture in my profile. You will need a magnifying glass because I don't like having may picture taken.

*I can sit on my own hair. That's a clue.

now, be fair : sometimes he thinks you are large, hairy and ursine.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

now, be fair : sometimes he thinks you are large, hairy and ursine.

...and sometimes, pick, feathered, and shy:



To quote the Violent Femmes...

You're a flamingo
You stand on one leg
You're a flamingo baby
You hatched from an egg
Well you hold your foot up
So delicately over the sea
And when it comes down
It comes down on me

I think there's something in that for all of us, don't you?

Cheers,
Marc

[Patricia]

Hey, I've got more than one leg!
I'n not Heather Mills Macartney, you know.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by Patricia

Hey, I've got more than one leg!
I'n not Heather Mills Macartney, you know.

Oh, gees, gods no, sorry, heaven forfend!

The song explains that "you hold your foot up so delicately over the sea".

Cheers,
Marc ("...and when it comes down, it comes down on me")

[RWood]

Originally Posted by Patricia

Forget colophons. I have a pet man.
They can be very rewarding and affectionate pets if you remember to feed them well and tickle them occasionally.

But we are hard to train well. Somewhat easier to housebreak than train.

[GeoffC]

Originally Posted by RWood

I don't remember the party ....

I do ....

Fortunately the quack says the losing of the hair and the toe-nails will stop in a few months . In the meantime the extrusion of suckers and tentacles from my arms and legs will take a year or so to disappear , probably leaving no scarring of the tissue .

There appears to have been a removal of the spleen , probably under some form of subliminal hynosis or during the time-dilation transfer process .

The brain cells remain on virus scan for another 2 days , but rememberances of the party continue to be hazy at best , other than a faint echo of ayeeeeyeyeyaayayayeyeyeyeyeeeeeeeeee as the transfer took place .

I'll keep you all in the future and past with more updates as they occur bblulbblubbubsbsbubblelebbnnllelelebbebeb .... ... don't woryy , it'll soon pass .. b b bheyehen ebbblluububbububullsnsnslsnnn .....