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Old 04-14-2011, 08:25 AM   #166
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Old 04-14-2011, 08:28 AM   #167
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I know!!!!!!! go figure!
Probably for the same reason men still offer both.
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Old 04-14-2011, 08:31 AM   #168
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Probably for the same reason men still offer both.
There is no reasoning with Man (capitol to indicate the species )

"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed."
Albert Einstein (I doubt he really said this, he didn't strike me as being profound)

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Old 04-14-2011, 10:22 AM   #169
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Old 04-14-2011, 01:26 PM   #170
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Even more mysterious, so do men!


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Old 04-14-2011, 07:42 PM   #171
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Old 04-14-2011, 07:48 PM   #172
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The Seven Deadly Sins are lust, pride, anger, envy, sloth, avarice and gluttony.

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All used stunningly in the movie Se7en! [one of my favs!]
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Old 04-14-2011, 09:05 PM   #173
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In eighteenth century England, women's wigs were sometimes 4 feet high. These remarkable headdresses were dusted with flour and decorated with stuffed birds, replicas of gardens, plates of fruit, or even model ships
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Old 04-14-2011, 09:08 PM   #174
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In eighteenth century England, women's wigs were sometimes 4 feet high. These remarkable headdresses were dusted with flour and decorated with stuffed birds, replicas of gardens, plates of fruit, or even model ships
Which is where the saying originated

"I've fallen and can't get up."
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Old 04-15-2011, 04:04 AM   #175
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Presumably the inspiration for Marge Simpson?
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Old 04-15-2011, 04:08 AM   #176
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Old 04-15-2011, 04:15 AM   #177
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All used stunningly in the movie Se7en! [one of my favs!]
Mine too! Mine too!

Here's a gluttony factette (dare not use the dreaded fact*id again...):

Daniel Lambert was recognised as England's fattest man in Victorian times, and at his death (aged 39) he weighed 52 stone 11 lb (739 lb; 335 kg), and his coffin required 112 square feet (10.4 m2) of wood. Despite the coffin being built with wheels to allow easy transport, and a sloping approach being dug to the grave, it took 20 men almost half an hour to drag his casket into the trench.
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Old 04-15-2011, 04:16 AM   #178
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Who keeps issuing them with gun licences, I'd like to know
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Old 04-15-2011, 04:35 AM   #179
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Old 04-15-2011, 05:30 AM   #180
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The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
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