Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 11

omk3 · 06-03-2010, 07:03 PM

Through the haze I suddenly realized I was hallucinating. Someone had poisoned me!

poohbear_nc · 06-03-2010, 07:09 PM

I looked out the window and saw the large hairy shadow again. This time there was no mistaking the harsh quality of his eerie laughter!

GeoffC · 06-04-2010, 03:52 AM

'What is happening', I thought, 'am I hallucinating, is that really an ape out there, and me indoors with a lady client eating pheasant'?

Suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I noticed something; but then felt a sharp pain on the side of my head.

poohbear_nc · 06-04-2010, 09:57 AM

Sometime later, who knows how much later, I opened my eyes and found myself on a silk-sheeted bed wearing blue flannel jammies with kitties on them. My head was jumping and throbbing like I had a juke joint going full tilt behind my eyes.

MJK2111 · 06-04-2010, 10:11 AM

I shook my head to clear out the rumba music playing in the background. Looking around, I was surprised by my surroundings.

GeoffC · 06-04-2010, 10:12 AM

Since when had my bed have 4-posts? Since when had there been pink wallpaper on my walls and black sheets on my bed ?

MJK2111 · 06-04-2010, 10:14 AM

This room looked more like a bad bordello scene in a Pee Wee Herman movie than anything else. Rising slowly to a sitting position I noticed something peculiar in the corner of the room.

poohbear_nc · 06-04-2010, 10:27 AM

The apparently dead body of the ape was slumped in a pool of blood and custard. The only clue was the signed room service receipt for dessert and a bottle of bubbly.

omk3 · 06-04-2010, 10:49 AM

I tentatively tasted the custard. It was still warm.

GeoffC · 06-04-2010, 10:56 AM

The bottle of bubbly was still corked. There was no sign of the dame....

MJK2111 · 06-04-2010, 12:10 PM

I finished the custard and champagne, a mistake I won't make again. Burping up custard, I stooped to examine the body.

GeoffC · 06-04-2010, 12:12 PM

But then the body twitched. I staggered back, slightly the worse for wear after the champagne and custard.

dsvick · 06-04-2010, 12:51 PM

I hoped the twitching indicated he was still alive. One because I was having a hard time imagining how I was going to remove the dead body of an 800 pound primate without a lot questions being asked, and even more importantly, he'd not yet paid my fee for the day

poohbear_nc · 06-04-2010, 01:17 PM

After first locating and removing his wallet, I began slapping the ape to wake him up. He suddenly lunged at me, as his fetid banana laden breath washed over my face.

MJK2111 · 06-04-2010, 01:27 PM

I chuckled to myself as the ape missed me completely and fell flat on his face. I chuckled a second time when I realized "slapping the ape" could have more than one meaning.

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06-03-2010, 07:03 PM	#151
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	Through the haze I suddenly realized I was hallucinating. Someone had poisoned me!

06-03-2010, 07:09 PM	#152
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,889 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I looked out the window and saw the large hairy shadow again. This time there was no mistaking the harsh quality of his eerie laughter!

06-04-2010, 03:52 AM	#153
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	'What is happening', I thought, 'am I hallucinating, is that really an ape out there, and me indoors with a lady client eating pheasant'? Suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I noticed something; but then felt a sharp pain on the side of my head.

06-04-2010, 09:57 AM	#154
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,889 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Sometime later, who knows how much later, I opened my eyes and found myself on a silk-sheeted bed wearing blue flannel jammies with kitties on them. My head was jumping and throbbing like I had a juke joint going full tilt behind my eyes.

06-04-2010, 10:11 AM	#155
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	I shook my head to clear out the rumba music playing in the background. Looking around, I was surprised by my surroundings.

06-04-2010, 10:12 AM	#156
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Since when had my bed have 4-posts? Since when had there been pink wallpaper on my walls and black sheets on my bed ?

06-04-2010, 10:14 AM	#157
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	This room looked more like a bad bordello scene in a Pee Wee Herman movie than anything else. Rising slowly to a sitting position I noticed something peculiar in the corner of the room.

06-04-2010, 10:27 AM	#158
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,889 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	The apparently dead body of the ape was slumped in a pool of blood and custard. The only clue was the signed room service receipt for dessert and a bottle of bubbly.

06-04-2010, 10:49 AM	#159
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	I tentatively tasted the custard. It was still warm.

06-04-2010, 10:56 AM	#160
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	The bottle of bubbly was still corked. There was no sign of the dame....

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06-04-2010, 12:10 PM	#161
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	I finished the custard and champagne, a mistake I won't make again. Burping up custard, I stooped to examine the body.

06-04-2010, 12:12 PM	#162
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	But then the body twitched. I staggered back, slightly the worse for wear after the champagne and custard.

06-04-2010, 12:51 PM	#163
dsvick Wizard Posts: 2,737 Karma: 635747 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Ohio, USA Device: PRS-900	I hoped the twitching indicated he was still alive. One because I was having a hard time imagining how I was going to remove the dead body of an 800 pound primate without a lot questions being asked, and even more importantly, he'd not yet paid my fee for the day

06-04-2010, 01:17 PM	#164
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,889 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	After first locating and removing his wallet, I began slapping the ape to wake him up. He suddenly lunged at me, as his fetid banana laden breath washed over my face.

06-04-2010, 01:27 PM	#165
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	I chuckled to myself as the ape missed me completely and fell flat on his face. I chuckled a second time when I realized "slapping the ape" could have more than one meaning.