Silliness Next great animal? - Page 11

desertgrandma · 04-14-2009, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Blue

Nope, as hard as I try I can't think of anything nice to say, so as my mamma taught me, I ain't sayin' nothin' at all.

the two little apendages under the jaw are especially attractive, don't you think?

Lady Blue · 04-14-2009, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

the two little apendages under the jaw are especially attractive, don't you think?

Most definitely. With them (s)he doesn't need pierced ears or tatoos, but some clothes, a wig and Marc's mask might be desirable. Whatcha' think?

(What I'm really thinkin' is a dart gun and a cage, but don't tell Marc.)

desertgrandma · 04-14-2009, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Blue

Most definitely. With them (s)he doesn't need pierced ears or tatoos, but some clothes, a wig and Marc's mask might be desirable. Whatcha' think?

(What I'm really thinkin' is a dart gun and a cage, but don't tell Marc.)

(it better be a strong cage......did you get a load of those TEETH??)

Something a little larger, to cover the entire body would be good...........and definitely not see-thru.......

Lady Blue · 04-15-2009, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

(it better be a strong cage......did you get a load of those TEETH??)

Something a little larger, to cover the entire body would be good...........and definitely not see-thru.......

Most definitely nothing sheer. Possibly a burka (and NO everyone. I wasn't suggesting that the little bugger is Muslim, just that the clothing would be appropriately concealing for his ugliness - chill out.)

I won't be going to Marc's last party if that little tike is gonna be there. I thought the next party got a bit outta hand, so I think I sat that one out. I have an aversion to puncture wounds.

montsnmags · 04-15-2009, 12:15 AM

Oy! You lot! You leave little Bruce alone! Sure he may occasionally tear off a couple of my fingers to play poke-at-his-sister-without-getting-girl-germs, and yes, those chin-horns tend to collect little droolsicles of whatever-the-hell-it-was-and-I-don't-want-to-know he last ate, and, yes, the entire litter has been watching Hell's Kitchen and then looking out the window towards the local kindergarten while chewing on pages of Escoffier, but he's one of my boys, and I think he's beautiful. Anyone says otherwise, and I dismantle the Invisible Fence, disable the brain-stem implants, and pass over control to the PNS.

Awww, c'mere, Brucey, you cuddwy-wuddwy, widdle fang-boy. Daddy wuvs you, yes he does. Yes, he does.OW! (mumble-grumble gods-damned stinkin, dirty, mod-ape...) Hey, come back here with my toe!

Cheers,
Marc

desertgrandma · 04-15-2009, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Blue

Most definitely nothing sheer. Possibly a burka (and NO everyone. I wasn't suggesting that the little bugger is Muslim, just that the clothing would be appropriately concealing for his ugliness - chill out.)

I won't be going to Marc's last party if that little tike is gonna be there. I thought the next party got a bit outta hand, so I think I sat that one out. I have an aversion to puncture wounds.

That would still show the eyes.

Maybe he could just stay in his cage, ....er, room.

desertgrandma · 04-15-2009, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Oy! You lot! You leave little Bruce alone! Sure he may occasionally tear off a couple of my fingers to play poke-at-his-sister-without-getting-girl-germs, and yes, those chin-horns tend to collect little droolsicles of whatever-the-hell-it-was-and-I-don't-want-to-know he last ate, and, yes, the entire litter has been watching Hell's Kitchen and then looking out the window towards the local kindergarten while chewing on pages of Escoffier, but he's one of my boys, and I think he's beautiful. Anyone says otherwise, and I dismantle the Invisible Fence, disable the brain-stem implants, and pass over control to the PNS.

Awww, c'mere, Brucey, you cuddwy-wuddwy, widdle fang-boy. Daddy wuvs you, yes he does. Yes, he does.OW! (mumble-grumble gods-damned stinkin, dirty, mod-ape...) Hey, come back here with my toe!

Cheers,
Marc

As I've said before...........some people should just not br........ never mind.

Lady Blue · 04-15-2009, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Oy! You lot! You leave little Bruce alone! Sure he may occasionally tear off a couple of my fingers to play poke-at-his-sister-without-getting-girl-germs, and yes, those chin-horns tend to collect little droolsicles of whatever-the-hell-it-was-and-I-don't-want-to-know he last ate, and, yes, the entire litter has been watching Hell's Kitchen and then looking out the window towards the local kindergarten while chewing on pages of Escoffier, but he's one of my boys, and I think he's beautiful. Anyone says otherwise, and I dismantle the Invisible Fence, disable the brain-stem implants, and pass over control to the PNS.

Awww, c'mere, Brucey, you cuddwy-wuddwy, widdle fang-boy. Daddy wuvs you, yes he does. Yes, he does.OW! (mumble-grumble gods-damned stinkin, dirty, mod-ape...) Hey, come back here with my toe!

Cheers,
Marc

How old is your little darling fang-boy now? What's his name - the Bruce? I only ask because he's already got what, a couple of your fingers and at least one toe? You're looking a bit lop-sided there pappa. I think you need to order some monster food delivered quick. Maybe just feed him his sister, ya think?

What? Did you say litter? You mean there's more than 2? I don't think you have enough pappa parts left for ALL of them. See what happens when you try to hand feed them? They eat your hands.

Lady Blue · 04-15-2009, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

That would still show the eyes.

Maybe he could just stay in his cage, ....er, room.

So we'll get him some Paris Hilton shades and chain him to the back of pshrynk's flying RV the next time he takes it out for a spin (and see if he can spin that sucker right out into space.)

I didn't say that Marc.

desertgrandma · 04-15-2009, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Oy! You lot! You leave little Bruce alone! Sure he may occasionally tear off a couple of my fingers to play poke-at-his-sister-without-getting-girl-germs, and yes, those chin-horns tend to collect little droolsicles of whatever-the-hell-it-was-and-I-don't-want-to-know he last ate, and, yes, the entire litter has been watching Hell's Kitchen and then looking out the window towards the local kindergarten while chewing on pages of Escoffier, but he's one of my boys, and I think he's beautiful. Anyone says otherwise, and I dismantle the Invisible Fence, disable the brain-stem implants, and pass over control to the PNS.
Awww, c'mere, Brucey, you cuddwy-wuddwy, widdle fang-boy. Daddy wuvs you, yes he does. Yes, he does.OW! (mumble-grumble gods-damned stinkin, dirty, mod-ape...) Hey, come back here with my toe!

Cheers,
Marc

I have a GREAT idea, Marc! Why don't you try again, and see if the next litter, or whatever, is nicer?

montsnmags · 04-15-2009, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Blue

So we'll get him some Paris Hilton shades and chain him to the back of pshrynk's flying RV the next time he takes it out for a spin (and see if he can spin that sucker right out into space.)

I didn't say that Marc.

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

I have a GREAT idea, Marc! Why don't you try again, and see if the next litter, or whatever, is nicer?

Aw, u all iz mean. Nau da mama haz a sad. Da mama duznt like a sadz. Da mama ask her kiddly-winks to go eat da sadz-makers fer her so she ken haz a happeez. Deh iz on der way now. Dey stopz offz to eatz a keeper firzt:

Da mama senz her babeez to luvz u an squeez u an hugz u and luvz u till all ur badz is gon an the mama ken haz all her happeez bak. Iffen da babeez duznt get al her happeez back, she ken use sum of dem for foodz an climbz out from unner her bedz to find da badz an eetz all of de badz herselfz.

Iz u feelin badz? Den da mama ken fixz it allllll up.

Luvz an hugz an cuddlez,
Da-da,
a.k.a da Madz Syantizt (Giggle)

Fledchen · 04-15-2009, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by tirsales

Nah, they polymorphed into Sharkbirds.

I thought it was the peregrine falcon that was hanging around that was keeping the birds away from my feeder on Monday, but maybe it was one of those.

desertgrandma · 04-15-2009, 09:23 AM

Okay, I think Marc wins here.....(note to self. Check under bed. No. Put mattress on floor. No room for 'surprises' that way)

pshrynk · 04-15-2009, 09:48 AM

I think this says most if not all:

desertgrandma · 04-15-2009, 10:46 AM

I'm telling Daffy..........

View Poll Results: The next animal obsession in the Llounge?
Arachnids	1	0.18%
Crows	4	0.72%
Pigeons	1	0.18%
Clown fish	0	0%
Coatamundis	1	0.18%
Yak	3	0.54%
Wildebeest	1	0.18%
Pit Bulls	1	0.18%
Llamas forever!	4	0.72%
Always with the squirrels!	3	0.54%
Bats	3	0.54%
Bad Nate!	6	1.07%
Lemmings	3	0.54%
The blue one, next to the fish.	5	0.89%
Ducks (Mallards in particular)	3	0.54%
Wombats	0	0%
Platypus (ornithorynque)	5	0.89%
Ferrets	1	0.18%
Capybaras	0	0%
Pushmepullyou	1	0.18%
Not Hedgehog	4	0.72%
Tree Kangaroo	1	0.18%
Sugargliders	1	0.18%
Raptors (This is under protest, so don't bother voting)	2	0.36%
Marmot	2	0.36%
Oortwhale (as if anyone knows what that is)	0	0%
Cows	0	0%
Monty Python	252	45.08%
Crocoduck!	0	0%
ducklings	251	44.90%
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04-15-2009, 09:48 AM	#164
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	I think this says most if not all: Last edited by pshrynk; 04-15-2009 at 10:48 AM.

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04-15-2009, 12:15 AM	#155
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Oy! You lot! You leave little Bruce alone! Sure he may occasionally tear off a couple of my fingers to play poke-at-his-sister-without-getting-girl-germs, and yes, those chin-horns tend to collect little droolsicles of whatever-the-hell-it-was-and-I-don't-want-to-know he last ate, and, yes, the entire litter has been watching Hell's Kitchen and then looking out the window towards the local kindergarten while chewing on pages of Escoffier, but he's one of my boys, and I think he's beautiful. Anyone says otherwise, and I dismantle the Invisible Fence, disable the brain-stem implants, and pass over control to the PNS. Awww, c'mere, Brucey, you cuddwy-wuddwy, widdle fang-boy. Daddy wuvs you, yes he does. Yes, he does.OW! (mumble-grumble gods-damned stinkin, dirty, mod-ape...) Hey, come back here with my toe! Cheers, Marc

04-15-2009, 09:23 AM	#163
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	Okay, I think Marc wins here.....(note to self. Check under bed. No. Put mattress on floor. No room for 'surprises' that way)

04-15-2009, 10:46 AM	#165
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	I'm telling Daffy..........

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