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Old 05-16-2023, 08:34 AM   #151
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A Flat Minor


What do a selkie and ziploc bag have in common?

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They're re-sealable.
Damn. Well ok, I concede that point then. I'm a sucker for a "dad-joke". #2 is my fave.
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Old 05-16-2023, 09:39 AM   #152
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What's a cat's favourite colour?

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Purr-ple.


What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

Spoiler:
A Flat Minor


What do a selkie and ziploc bag have in common?

Spoiler:
They're re-sealable.
And then someone comes along mentioning their father was a miner and how dare you ridicule mining accidents and belittle the pain of those impacted by them...
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Old 05-16-2023, 09:47 AM   #153
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And then someone comes along mentioning their father was a miner and how dare you ridicule mining accidents and belittle the pain of those impacted by them...
Actually a great point! Is it possible to craft a joke that nobody could possibly find offensive?

Favourite colour? That could upset someone with colour blindness.
Ziploc bags could trigger people with drug addictions etc etc etc.

I guess repeating these jokes now we know they're possibly offensive would make us assholes? Or... and I'm going out on a limb here... intent actually matters?
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Old 05-16-2023, 10:33 AM   #154
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One of my cats just took offense at the cat joke and is now moping. No cat jokes are ever allowed in my home. Those are offensive, guys and gals!
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One of my cats just took offense at the cat joke. No cat jokes are ever allowed in my home. Those are offensive, guys and gals!
Live long and pawsper!

(If you're a Star-Trek fan too that's potentially a double dose of offence)
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Old 05-16-2023, 11:10 AM   #156
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Old 05-16-2023, 11:14 AM   #157
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Sadly, I found all three of them funny.
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Old 05-16-2023, 11:36 AM   #158
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Sadly, I found all three of them funny.
Why "sadly"? Solid one-liners I thought.

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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Old 05-16-2023, 02:37 PM   #159
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What's a cat's favourite colour?

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Purr-ple.


What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

Spoiler:
A Flat Minor


What do a selkie and ziploc bag have in common?

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They're re-sealable.

Those were fun!! I'm going to have to unleash these dad jokes on my kids. 😊


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