Silliness Memorable FIRST SENTENCES - Only Yours, please - Page 11

Dr. Drib · 01-05-2009, 12:12 PM

To say that she was beautiful would be an understatement: In fact, she was as ugly as sin.

Don

Dr. Drib · 01-05-2009, 12:14 PM

She came into my office crawling on her knees, due possbily to the fact that she appeared to be three months old.

Don

Steven Lyle Jordan · 01-05-2009, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

He must have been reminiscing elst how would he know it was his worst day?

He knew within 30 minutes that it was the worst day of his life. That's how bad it was. (Read this to find out why.)

Steven Lyle Jordan · 01-05-2009, 12:48 PM

Don immediately regretted considering the girl who walked into his office "ugly as sin"... in fact, as he got a better look, he felt a shiver of dread in expectation that Sin himself would step up from behind him and club him over the head for even suggesting he was as homely as her.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 01-05-2009, 12:56 PM

As Santa stepped gingerly over the immense piles of wood, metal, plastic, tools, batteries, wrapping paper, bottles, cans, dirty plates, and diminuitively-comatose bodies, he snagged an uneaten deviled egg nestling on top of a red-felt hat, tossed it without looking to Blitzen, and lamented: "There is nothing in the world worse to deal with, on the day after Christmas, than the Elves' Day-After-Christmas wrap party."

GeoffC · 01-05-2009, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

As Santa stepped gingerly over the immense piles of wood, metal, plastic, tools, batteries, wrapping paper, bottles, cans, dirty plates, and diminuitively-comatose bodies, he snagged an uneaten deviled egg nestling on top of a red-felt hat, tossed it without looking to Blitzen, and lamented: "There is nothing in the world worse to deal with, on the day after Christmas, than the Elves' Day-After-Christmas wrap party."

!!On the fifth of January .... !!

Wetdogeared · 01-05-2009, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

He knew within 30 minutes that it was the worst day of his life. That's how bad it was. (Read this to find out why.)

Thankyou, makes perfect sence now.

GeoffC · 01-05-2009, 01:04 PM

Everything Steve says makes sense !

Dr. Drib · 01-05-2009, 01:13 PM

That evening, as David Avery made love to his wife, filled with lust and thinking maybe the aliens could be trusted after all, he thought once again about their plans to destroy the human race and how they wished to elicit his help to achieve world domination, (saving of course, himself - David Avery - whom they wished to study for breeding purposes, which really didn’t seem like a bad way to go after all, he thought with uncharacteristic ardor, as long as they left him a few female aliens).

Don

Dr. Drib · 01-05-2009, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Don immediately regretted considering the girl who walked into his office "ugly as sin"... in fact, as he got a better look, he felt a shiver of dread in expectation that Sin himself would step up from behind him and club him over the head for even suggesting he was as homely as her.

hahaha!

Don

GeoffC · 01-05-2009, 01:14 PM

"Shudders"......

Steven Lyle Jordan · 01-05-2009, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

Everything Steve says makes sense !

If only more of it made dollars...

ba-dump-bump!

GeoffC · 01-05-2009, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

If only more of it made dollars...

ba-dump-bump!

Now you're being 'picky' ....

Wetdogeared · 01-05-2009, 01:22 PM

As Mr. Isley licked the spliff and lit up, he didn't comprehend how momentous the occasion was.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 01-05-2009, 01:28 PM

As he looked over the eight ageing, drooling, leperous, lice-infested women the aliens had left to him as his reward for turning over the rest of the human race for kibble, it occurred to President Martin that he really should have looked a bit closer at the fine print... wasn't he supposed to get an even dozen?...

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01-05-2009, 12:12 PM	#151
Dr. Drib Grand Sorcerer Posts: 45,458 Karma: 59592133 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Peru Device: KINDLE: Oasis 3, Scribe (1st), Matcha; KOBO: Libra 2, Libra Colour	To say that she was beautiful would be an understatement: In fact, she was as ugly as sin. Don

01-05-2009, 12:14 PM	#152
Dr. Drib Grand Sorcerer Posts: 45,458 Karma: 59592133 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Peru Device: KINDLE: Oasis 3, Scribe (1st), Matcha; KOBO: Libra 2, Libra Colour	She came into my office crawling on her knees, due possbily to the fact that she appeared to be three months old. Don

01-05-2009, 12:48 PM	#154
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Don immediately regretted considering the girl who walked into his office "ugly as sin"... in fact, as he got a better look, he felt a shiver of dread in expectation that Sin himself would step up from behind him and club him over the head for even suggesting he was as homely as her.

01-05-2009, 12:56 PM	#155
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	As Santa stepped gingerly over the immense piles of wood, metal, plastic, tools, batteries, wrapping paper, bottles, cans, dirty plates, and diminuitively-comatose bodies, he snagged an uneaten deviled egg nestling on top of a red-felt hat, tossed it without looking to Blitzen, and lamented: "There is nothing in the world worse to deal with, on the day after Christmas, than the Elves' Day-After-Christmas wrap party."

01-05-2009, 01:04 PM	#158
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Everything Steve says makes sense !

01-05-2009, 01:13 PM	#159
Dr. Drib Grand Sorcerer Posts: 45,458 Karma: 59592133 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Peru Device: KINDLE: Oasis 3, Scribe (1st), Matcha; KOBO: Libra 2, Libra Colour	That evening, as David Avery made love to his wife, filled with lust and thinking maybe the aliens could be trusted after all, he thought once again about their plans to destroy the human race and how they wished to elicit his help to achieve world domination, (saving of course, himself - David Avery - whom they wished to study for breeding purposes, which really didn’t seem like a bad way to go after all, he thought with uncharacteristic ardor, as long as they left him a few female aliens). Don

01-05-2009, 01:14 PM	#161
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"Shudders"......

01-05-2009, 01:22 PM	#164
Wetdogeared Storm Surge'n Posts: 5,780 Karma: 8213195 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Polar Vortex Device: S0ny PRS-300/350/505/700/T1	As Mr. Isley licked the spliff and lit up, he didn't comprehend how momentous the occasion was.

01-05-2009, 01:28 PM	#165
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	As he looked over the eight ageing, drooling, leperous, lice-infested women the aliens had left to him as his reward for turning over the rest of the human race for kibble, it occurred to President Martin that he really should have looked a bit closer at the fine print... wasn't he supposed to get an even dozen?...

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