Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 10

omk3 · 06-02-2010, 07:26 AM

I was a little vague as to what exactly the plan was, to be honest, but if it meant wearing these two comfortable socks then I sure didn't mind. "Ooh, that feels good", I smiled down at them.

GeoffC · 06-02-2010, 07:37 AM

One red one, and one blue. I wondered the significance....

poohbear_nc · 06-02-2010, 09:24 AM

Then it came to me -- I could recruit the socks against the big ape. So I said, "Hey guys, got somewhere we can stash this pesky squirrel?"

MJK2111 · 06-02-2010, 03:22 PM

"Sure!" replied Red Sock. "Let's stuff him in the toaster!"

dsvick · 06-02-2010, 04:20 PM

********
"You do know I charge by the hour?", I interrupted.
"Look, let me tell it my way, or it wont make any sense", she said.
********

dreams · 06-02-2010, 04:33 PM

********

"OK, lady, it's your dime", I replied.

"If you want to pay me to listen to your little adventure with a couple of socks and a squirrel in a sleazy room (as a big hairy ape watches), it's your call", I said, while leaning back in my chair and getting comfortable again.

*********

GeoffC · 06-03-2010, 09:09 AM

************

The pause was pregnant.

There was a sudden pop; then an odour started to tickle my nose, and also hers, we both looked around and noticed from the opposite side of the room, where the toaster was, a small feather surrounded by an increasingly large plume of smoke.

************

MJK2111 · 06-03-2010, 09:22 AM

I quickly doused the smoking toaster with a tumbler of gin. It was then that I noticed the toaster contained a small pheasant, and the squirrel was no where to be found!

NormHart · 06-03-2010, 10:19 AM

"Wait!", he exclaimed.

"What?", she asked.

GeoffC · 06-03-2010, 10:20 AM

'Squirrel!' he thought ....

'Pheasant!' she thought; and slowly started to faint, (delicately).

MJK2111 · 06-03-2010, 11:03 AM

When she awoke, she found a nicely roasted pheasant awaiting her, along with a nice glass of Chianti. "Hmm," she thought. "Chianti with pheasant? What could this possibly mean?"

GeoffC · 06-03-2010, 11:39 AM

A date ?

Or a mean devilish trick ..... !

MJK2111 · 06-03-2010, 12:38 PM

Not wanting to appear rude, she cautiously took a bite of the pheasant. It was prepared on the rare side, which enhanced the gamy nature of the bird.

poohbear_nc · 06-03-2010, 01:16 PM

"At least it wasn't chicken again" I thought, as I carefully spit out some bird-shot. But why did we stop for dinner?

MJK2111 · 06-03-2010, 02:13 PM

"Surely it must be closer to time for high tea." I thought to myself. "Unless, of course, someone had changed the settings on grandfather's clock!"

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06-02-2010, 07:26 AM	#136
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	I was a little vague as to what exactly the plan was, to be honest, but if it meant wearing these two comfortable socks then I sure didn't mind. "Ooh, that feels good", I smiled down at them.

06-02-2010, 07:37 AM	#137
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	One red one, and one blue. I wondered the significance....

06-02-2010, 09:24 AM	#138
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,820 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Then it came to me -- I could recruit the socks against the big ape. So I said, "Hey guys, got somewhere we can stash this pesky squirrel?"

06-02-2010, 03:22 PM	#139
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	"Sure!" replied Red Sock. "Let's stuff him in the toaster!"

06-02-2010, 04:20 PM	#140
dsvick Wizard Posts: 2,737 Karma: 635747 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Ohio, USA Device: PRS-900	****** "You do know I charge by the hour?", I interrupted. "Look, let me tell it my way, or it wont make any sense", she said. ******

06-02-2010, 04:33 PM	#141
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	****** "OK, lady, it's your dime", I replied. "If you want to pay me to listen to your little adventure with a couple of socks and a squirrel in a sleazy room (as a big hairy ape watches), it's your call", I said, while leaning back in my chair and getting comfortable again. *******

06-03-2010, 09:09 AM	#142
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	********** The pause was pregnant. There was a sudden pop; then an odour started to tickle my nose, and also hers, we both looked around and noticed from the opposite side of the room, where the toaster was, a small feather surrounded by an increasingly large plume of smoke. **********

06-03-2010, 09:22 AM	#143
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	I quickly doused the smoking toaster with a tumbler of gin. It was then that I noticed the toaster contained a small pheasant, and the squirrel was no where to be found!

06-03-2010, 10:19 AM	#144
NormHart Semper Carpe Bufo Posts: 537 Karma: 21676 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Napa Valley, California Device: Kindle2 & Kindle3	"Wait!", he exclaimed. "What?", she asked.

06-03-2010, 10:20 AM	#145
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	'Squirrel!' he thought .... 'Pheasant!' she thought; and slowly started to faint, (delicately).

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06-03-2010, 11:03 AM	#146
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	When she awoke, she found a nicely roasted pheasant awaiting her, along with a nice glass of Chianti. "Hmm," she thought. "Chianti with pheasant? What could this possibly mean?"

06-03-2010, 11:39 AM	#147
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	A date ? Or a mean devilish trick ..... !

06-03-2010, 12:38 PM	#148
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	Not wanting to appear rude, she cautiously took a bite of the pheasant. It was prepared on the rare side, which enhanced the gamy nature of the bird.

06-03-2010, 01:16 PM	#149
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,820 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"At least it wasn't chicken again" I thought, as I carefully spit out some bird-shot. But why did we stop for dinner?

06-03-2010, 02:13 PM	#150
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	"Surely it must be closer to time for high tea." I thought to myself. "Unless, of course, someone had changed the settings on grandfather's clock!"