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Old 03-18-2009, 03:03 PM   #136
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:06 PM   #137
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:07 PM   #138
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I am here to apply for the job opening. I want to be MR CFO of Stimulus Spending (Ours) and Court Jester.

My qualifications may be found by clicking my name and selecting "see other posts by DixieGal."

My five year plan is to have a career in high finance, which would allow me to run rampant through government giveaways. I am looking for a signing package that offers annual bonues in the six-to-seven figure range. I am skilled at fiction and storytelling, which makes me the perfect employee for handling those pesky Congressional hearings.

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I support this under the condition that members of the Cabinet get bonuses on the scale of, oh I don't know, AIG. If there's a problem, we'll promise to give them back. After all, if you can't trust a politician, who can you trust. Hmmm, maybe I should have phrased that differently.
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:45 PM   #139
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:00 PM   #140
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I support this under the condition that members of the Cabinet get bonuses on the scale of, oh I don't know, AIG. If there's a problem, we'll promise to give them back. After all, if you can't trust a politician, who can you trust. Hmmm, maybe I should have phrased that differently.
Just save your receipts (or bring a note from home) and I'll approve it for reimbur$ement.
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:00 PM   #141
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What on earth?!?
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:02 PM   #142
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:16 PM   #143
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What on earth?!?
Oh, I'm sorry. Isn't this the guilt by association thread??

Hmm .... must be the drugs.

You never heard Steve Martin's poem, The Pointy Bird??
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:18 PM   #144
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Having been anointed by several birds at different occasions in the past, I'll forgo any cabinet posts that require that particular ritual.
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:21 PM   #145
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Having been anointed by several birds at different occasions in the past, I'll forgo any cabinet posts that require that particular ritual.
Wise choice.

How come I haven't been nominated for any cabinet posts?? Hmmmm?? Is this "We Hate Ricky" month or something???
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:22 PM   #146
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Wise choice.

How come I haven't been nominated for any cabinet posts?? Hmmmm?? Is this "We Hate Ricky" month or something???
What nomination? I just decided what I wanted to be, submitted my application, and then assumed the title. Bada-Bing, Bada-Boom!
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:24 PM   #147
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Wise choice.

How come I haven't been nominated for any cabinet posts?? Hmmmm?? Is this "We Hate Ricky" month or something???
You were nominated (and approved) as Attorney General several pages back. One of the first nominations, as I recall.

I'd also like to nominate you as official Friend of the Animals.
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Wise choice.

How come I haven't been nominated for any cabinet posts?? Hmmmm?? Is this "We Hate Ricky" month or something???
what are you talking about ??? you're Attorney General !! (read the thread !)
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:25 PM   #149
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You were nominated (and approved) as Attorney General several pages back. One of the first nominations, as I recall.

I'd also like to nominate you as official Friend of the Animals.
what she said !! (in other words, seconded !)
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I'd also like to nominate you as official Friend of the Animals.

I second this nomination.

Edit: Oops! I mean thirded!
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