Silliness Escape Committee - Page 10

GeoffC · 08-01-2008, 06:17 AM

We've often wondered about the effacity of these MBT shoes, also the Chung-Shi versions.
You are the first that I've known who wears either of them.

btw, you get cold feet, is that from Reynauds...?

Mindy · 08-01-2008, 06:39 AM

Nope, just poor circulation I think. Had tests done ages ago but they can't find anything actually wrong with me - the doctor said to wear extra socks!
So I have a hot water bottle with a fluffy purple Tinkerbell cover and a nice wool wrap at work for when I need them.
It's one of the big motivators for learning to drive, so that I don't have to stand at bus stops in the freezing wind and rain in the deep dark winter.
Think I've possibly hijacked this thread enough now - unless this is some cunning ploy to get me to agree to more tests in order to advance the escape plans, in which case I refuse to co-operate any more, don't think I didn't hear about what happened to the last Scot to wander in here.....

GeoffC · 08-01-2008, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindy

Think I've possibly hijacked this thread enough now - unless this is some cunning ploy to get me to agree to more tests in order to advance the escape plans, in which case I refuse to co-operate any more, don't think I didn't hear about what happened to the last Scot to wander in here.....

No no no no no...that is what threads are for, to be massaged, hijacked, acutelated, sprinkled with goodness and all things related to chocolate.

The last scot to wander in here is still wandering aimlessly through the corridors, screaming (but that's nothing to worry yourself about).

LazyScot · 08-01-2008, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

rule 876: Taylor always wins.

Nonsense. I invoked the London, Edinburgh and Cardiff convocation of 1327. This clearly prohibits the Taylorian shift, and the Paranoid manouver. And before The Green Ones get carried away, this include the edicts of the Synod of York, 911 which clearly say that the agreement of Andromeda Cluster (3198, CE: published 138CE) -- specifically that time machines may only be used on diagonal verticals -- shall always apply.

Anyway, my turn: Angel <cue ZP's entrance?>

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

Now, what am I going to do with all of these balls?

Can your balls be used to distract the doctors and nurses? I've not managed to get a box of chocolates....

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

The last scot to wander in here is still wandering aimlessly through the corridors, screaming (but that's nothing to worry yourself about).

Trapped, wandering forever, trying to get home. Now I understand why, during the casting session, Aeneas chopped the head of one of the authors as a definitive "no", and Odysessus just ran away screaming.

Anyway, I've got to get back to planning my escape. Now if only the game exit theory will work...

<wanders around in circles, muttering...>

One song to the tune of another... no not that, ... web charades, .. nope... uxbridge english dictionary.... obviously not.....

pshrynk · 08-01-2008, 09:02 AM

I would tell you the citation of the rule I am invoking, but that would directly violate said rule, being one of those rules. Therefore, I am moving on to the natural dialectic of the unstated rule and announce: Cambridge.

Taylor514ce · 08-01-2008, 09:05 AM

Word to the wise: do not perform an image search on the phrase "ball cage".

pshrynk · 08-01-2008, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

Word to the wise: do not perform a image search on the phrase "ball cage".

LazyScot · 08-01-2008, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

I would tell you the citation of the rule I am invoking, but that would directly violate said rule, being one of those rules. Therefore, I am moving on to the natural dialectic of the unstated rule and announce: Cambridge.

These pandaborg are dangerously good.

Worringly brilliant...

Hmmm...

No only does this rule out cross-limits, it makes interchange at Châtelet Les Halles unstable (which, to be fair, it usually is), and Oxford Street becomes recursive. And it means I have to pass.

Drat.

pshrynk · 08-01-2008, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

These pandaborg are dangerously good.

Worringly brilliant...

Hmmm...

No only does this rule out cross-limits, it makes interchange at Châtelet Les Halles unstable (which, to be fair, it usually is), and Oxford Street becomes recursive. And it means I have to pass.

Drat.

GeoffC · 08-01-2008, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

These pandaborg are dangerously good.

Worringly brilliant...

Hmmm...

No only does this rule out cross-limits, it makes interchange at Châtelet Les Halles unstable (which, to be fair, it usually is), and Oxford Street becomes recursive. And it means I have to pass.

Drat.

I'll just take this opportunity to 'twist'...

zelda_pinwheel · 08-01-2008, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

I would tell you the citation of the rule I am invoking, but that would directly violate said rule, being one of those rules. Therefore, I am moving on to the natural dialectic of the unstated rule and announce: Cambridge.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

These pandaborg are dangerously good.

Worringly brilliant...

Hmmm...

No only does this rule out cross-limits, it makes interchange at Châtelet Les Halles unstable (which, to be fair, it usually is), and Oxford Street becomes recursive. And it means I have to pass.

Drat.

well now that pshrynk has invoked one of those rules and lazyscot has been obliged to pass, it opens up the First Great Perpendicular and i can triumphantly play East Ham, shielded from any rolls of the shiny dice by the New Old Interchange Convention which effectively provides me with full diplomatic immunity under the third revision issued retroactively in 4507CE. i believe the only logical counter (Neasden) having been ruled out implicitly by the unnameable sub-section of pshrynk's unmentionable rule, we are now in a situaion of ordinary paradoxality, which means it's the end of the inning. who's up ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

Word to the wise: do not perform a image search on the phrase "ball cage".

sound advice.

pshrynk · 08-01-2008, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

well now that pshrynk has invoked one of those rules and lazyscot has been obliged to pass, it opens up the First Great Perpendicular and i can triumphantly play East Ham, shielded from any rolls of the shiny dice by the New Old Interchange Convention which effectively provides me with full diplomatic immunity under the third revision issued retroactively in 4507CE. i believe the only logical counter (Neasden) having been ruled out implicitly by the unnameable sub-section of pshrynk's unmentionable rule, we are now in a situaion of ordinary paradoxality, which means it's the end of the inning. who's up ?

sound advice.

Unfortunately, it was the Old New Interchange Convention, so we have to deduct three ducks and a wombat.

However, since bringing up the unnameable subsection of the unmentionable rules, I can definitively state that the Appendix A of Att 1.0 of the Rules of the Menz Room allow me to play Winnebago Street and West Avenue.

RickyMaveety · 08-01-2008, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

I win.

I mean, as long as we're inventing rules, rule 876: Taylor always wins.

Now, what am I going to do with all of these balls?

You could have the extraneous ones surgically removed until you are down to the requisit two. Just a thought.

Taylor514ce · 08-01-2008, 11:15 AM

Take a good look at Marvin. As with most of his brain, his balls must exist in hyperspace.

That being the case, I'm playing through. Oh drat... Goodland Kansas again. We'll never find wicket here.

RWood · 08-01-2008, 11:24 AM

But does the zanny principle imply that Long House (Mohawk tribe) rules are not in play? Does this change the odds at the crap table? Are Taylor's dice really shaved? Why does the green felt have daffy's picture on it? What do I need to roll to get out of here even if I have lost all of my money playing Seminole Bingo?

08-01-2008, 09:05 AM	#141
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	Word to the wise: do not perform an image search on the phrase "ball cage". Last edited by Taylor514ce; 08-01-2008 at 10:18 AM.

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08-01-2008, 06:17 AM	#136
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	We've often wondered about the effacity of these MBT shoes, also the Chung-Shi versions. You are the first that I've known who wears either of them. btw, you get cold feet, is that from Reynauds...?

08-01-2008, 06:39 AM	#137
Mindy Away with the Faeries Posts: 483 Karma: 8459 Join Date: May 2008 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Device: Sony PRS 650	Nope, just poor circulation I think. Had tests done ages ago but they can't find anything actually wrong with me - the doctor said to wear extra socks! So I have a hot water bottle with a fluffy purple Tinkerbell cover and a nice wool wrap at work for when I need them. It's one of the big motivators for learning to drive, so that I don't have to stand at bus stops in the freezing wind and rain in the deep dark winter. Think I've possibly hijacked this thread enough now - unless this is some cunning ploy to get me to agree to more tests in order to advance the escape plans, in which case I refuse to co-operate any more, don't think I didn't hear about what happened to the last Scot to wander in here.....

08-01-2008, 09:02 AM	#140
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	I would tell you the citation of the rule I am invoking, but that would directly violate said rule, being one of those rules. Therefore, I am moving on to the natural dialectic of the unstated rule and announce: Cambridge.

08-01-2008, 11:15 AM	#149
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	Take a good look at Marvin. As with most of his brain, his balls must exist in hyperspace. That being the case, I'm playing through. Oh drat... Goodland Kansas again. We'll never find wicket here.

08-01-2008, 11:24 AM	#150
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	But does the zanny principle imply that Long House (Mohawk tribe) rules are not in play? Does this change the odds at the crap table? Are Taylor's dice really shaved? Why does the green felt have daffy's picture on it? What do I need to roll to get out of here even if I have lost all of my money playing Seminole Bingo?

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