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Bring on the naked photos |
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21 | 21.88% |
I'll have the groper please |
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6 | 6.25% |
I'll strip naked and let everyone have a look |
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16 | 16.67% |
I won't fly |
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36 | 37.50% |
I have to fly for business but no way are my kids going through this |
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8 | 8.33% |
I don't fly |
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9 | 9.38% |
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They may save lives checking for testicular cancer during the pat downs. Think of it as free cancer screening.
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Maybe the poster could edit out the link, please? With a (brief) description of what they would have seen -- as a spoiler? |
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------- seriously though, If I were to get a pat down I would purposely fart right in their hand. It would make it all seem worth it. |
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Come on. They are only doing their job. No need to take it out on the "grunts."
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Abusing those people in legal ways is the only reason I fly. Odd fetish I know, but I gotta be me.
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Once we had choices, there were passenger ships and ferries that traveled between islands and to various continents. No more! The only way to get off this island is to fly. And our major airport is on the list. |
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That's it!! They walk through the scanner and that gives them the cancer then we find the cancer (that we just gave them) in the pat down!! It's a self propagating business, as long as people fly we'll have happy, cancer free, clients .... This'll work, now to get the TSA to privatize airport security
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Well, not really, I think that the last passenger ship stopped running sometime in the sixties or seventies. Except of course for the late lamented interisland ferry which was litigated out of existence (damned tree huggers anyway!) just a couple of years ago
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There is a difference between taking reasonable precautions to protect oneself and paranoia. The security measures employed by the TSA have long since passed paranoia. And, yes, the excessive security measures do infringe on my freedom. The alternative you proposed (do not fly) in itself infringes on my freedom. This country needs to grow a pair and tell the terrorists we aren't afraid of them and will continue to live out lives unimpeded. Otherwise, the bastards have won. I won't fly because of the ridiculous "security" regulations and especially now since I do not want to be exposed to unnecessary radiation and any stranger that touches my breasts or my gentalia (no matter how cute she may be) WILL draw back a bloody stump. I do not wish to go to jail for that. It's my body, damn it! |
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And imagine how long Walmart would stay in business if they did that. You are being ridiculous!
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