|  04-01-2012, 12:01 AM | #1 | |
| Publishers are evil!            Posts: 2,418 Karma: 36205264 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Rhode Island Device: Various Kindles | 
				
				[APRIL FOOLS] Authors Guild to take on Amazon!
			 
			
			According to a Wall Street Journal article, they got an advance look at the Authors Guild's new website. The article states that the Authors Guild will hold a press conference at the Algonquin Hotel in New York on Monday morning to announce they will be releasing their own retail website in the second half of 2012. This website will allow the authors they represent to bypass eBook distributors, such as Amazon, and sell directly to the public. This is a great article and I’m surprised the Big Six publishers haven’t tried to do something similar. I tried to add a link to the Journal’s story, but it is one of those annoying pay links and I can’t find a non-pay link to the story (if you have a WSJ subscription try the Pay Article), but here is what the article said <i>in my own words</i> (moderators, this is not a copyright violation)— Quote: 
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|  04-01-2012, 02:31 AM | #2 | 
| Guru            Posts: 826 Karma: 6566849 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Bay Area Device: kindle keyboard, kindle fire hd, S4, Nook hd+ | 
			
			This sounds great. I wonder what kind of effect this would have on ereaders sellers like bn and amazon, which rely on ebook sales to make their model profitable. Would they go exclusively tablets?
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|  04-01-2012, 03:00 AM | #3 | 
| Basculocolpic            Posts: 4,356 Karma: 20181319 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Sweden Device: Kindle 3 WiFi, Kindle 4SO, Kindle for Android, Sony PRS-350 and PRS-T1 | 
			
			Foole me once...
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|  04-01-2012, 03:48 AM | #4 | 
| Is that a sandwich?            Posts: 8,313 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus | 
			
			How long did it take you to think this one up?
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|  04-01-2012, 05:26 AM | #5 | 
| Guru            Posts: 973 Karma: 2458402 Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: St. Louis Device: Kindle Keyboard, Nook HD+ | 
			
			D'oh!
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|  04-01-2012, 06:58 AM | #6 | 
| Groupie            Posts: 155 Karma: 200000 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Britania Device: Android | 
			
			Gah, I'm slow this year!  I even read all the comments.
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|  04-01-2012, 08:08 AM | #7 | 
| how YOU doin?            Posts: 1,100 Karma: 7371047 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: India Device: Kindle Keyboard, iPad Pro 10.5”, Kobo Aura H2O, Kobo Libra 2 | 
			
			I fell for it hook line and sinker.  Should have known it was too good to be true, especially coming from the 'Authors' Guild. Well played, Daithi. | 
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|  04-01-2012, 10:24 AM | #8 | 
| Zealot            Posts: 128 Karma: 238654 Join Date: Aug 2009 Device: Kobo Mini (4GB), Nook Classic wi-fi, iPod Touch (Bluefire Reader) | 
			
			The sad thing is, this is what they should be doing (finding innovative new business models) instead of crying about how the publishing industry is dying.
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|  04-01-2012, 10:42 AM | #9 | 
| Guru            Posts: 826 Karma: 18573626 Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Touch, Nexus 7 (2013) | 
			
			I knew it wasn't true as soon as it started seeming reasonable and pro-author, two things the Author's Guild has never been.
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|  04-01-2012, 10:43 AM | #10 | 
| Close to the Edit!            Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6" | 
			
			Definitely got me going for a moment...well done!    | 
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|  04-01-2012, 11:23 AM | #11 | 
| Martin Kristiansen            Posts: 1,546 Karma: 8480958 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Johannesburg Device: Kindle International Ipad 2 | 
			
			It's sad that the moment I thought how sensible my BS filters fired up and rang like a fire alarm
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|  04-01-2012, 11:24 AM | #12 | 
| Wizard            Posts: 2,146 Karma: 11174187 Join Date: Jan 2011 Device: Sony 350, K3-3G, K4SO, KPW | 
			
			It was the non-DRM'd bit that cued me in.
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|  04-01-2012, 05:57 PM | #13 | 
| Padawan Learner            Posts: 243 Karma: 1085815 Join Date: May 2009 Location: www.OutlawGalaxy.com, Foothills of NY's Adirondack mountains Device: My PC...using Puppy Linux (FBReader, Calibre, Kindle Cloud Reader, | 
			
			This proposal is about the most sound, best business plan, most consumer-friendly proposal that I've ever heard. Why, it actually makes sense and would help authors make plenty of money while giving customers a sensible product at a fair price. Of course it is an April Fool's joke. | 
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|  04-01-2012, 11:01 PM | #14 | 
| Spork Connoisseur            Posts: 2,355 Karma: 16780603 Join Date: Mar 2011 Device: Nook Color | 
			
			I went into this thinking "Oh, this is just a joke..."   Then, I started reading it. Soon, I felt a sharp pain in my cheek as if I were being pulled away. Great job on that one. | 
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|  04-02-2012, 02:54 PM | #15 | 
| Connoisseur            Posts: 82 Karma: 1060105 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Vancouver, Canada Device: Kobo Wi-Fi | 
			
			That was beyond mean.
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