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SHRINKAGE, Puppies, Prostates and Privates Charity Promotion
Experience a little shrinkage and I’ll donate your full purchase price to your choice of three charities and you’ll be entered to win one of three Amazon gift cards with the
SHRINKAGE, Puppies, Prostates and Privates Charity Promotion You may be wondering what all these things have in common? People have been laughing at just the mere mention of the word “SHRINKAGE” ever since George “claimed” his was due to overly cold pool water and I hope that laughter continues with the release of the my first, somewhat to possibly mildly raunchy, (but with a lot of heart, okay maybe just a little heart) novel titled SHRINKAGE. But still the question remains, what do SHRINKAGE, Puppies, Prostates and Privates all have in common? And it’s the military kind of privates, not the other kind… Buy a copy of the kindle edition of shrinkage (and you don’t need to own a kindle) for the significantly shrunken price of 2.99 on 12/24/2010 and forward a copy of your email receipt to shrinkagePPPP@gmail.com and 100% of the price of your eBook purchase will be donated to your choice of three 503b charities**. Yes, the complete purchase price. I’m even covering the online retailers cut for the first 100 purchasers. After that 100% of my portion of the proceeds will be donated, which is just over $2 for each book. And I’ll be giving away three Amazon gift cards at noon EST, 2:00 PM EST and 6:00 PM EST (value based on the number of contest entrants). **All charities chosen donate at least 82% of their funds to their respective causes and have high ratings from a leading Internet charity rating company. As a result of this promotion and others, I hope increased buying on 12/24 will move my book up in rank enough that significant buying will occur on the big “I just got my kindle for Christmas and need books” day on 12/25. Then automatically 10% of the earnings from all sales 12/25/2010 - 12/31/2010 will be split and donated equally between the three charities. (I realize Christmas Eve isn't everyone’s day most chock full or free time, but it only takes a few minutes, so if you can help, I would appreciate it.) Here is the link for the book: http://www.amazon.com/shrinkage-ebook/dp/B004E3XHCM Below is a list of the charity categories and the reason that I personally chose each one: Specific charity names have been excluded from this promotion because of permission issues, but are available by sending an email request to shrinkagethenovel@gmail.com. I assure you that they are all quality organizations and that this is a genuine offer. Beagle Rescue Charity (puppies) My family lost our beloved nine-year-old Beagle, Annabelle, over the summer to a host of illnesses. It was horrible watching her deteriorate so quickly at the end and we are still recovering. We would like to do whatever we can to help the Beagle breed in her honor. Prostate Cancer Research Charity (prostates) I’m in the middle of a four-year-long ordeal where multiple PSA tests (the only recognized non-invasive test used for diagnosing the suspicion of Prostate Cancer) have suggested I may have Prostate Cancer. I’m not happy with the test and I’m equally unhappy with the two prostate biopsies (one of the most invasive tests on the planet!) I’ve submitted myself to over the last three years where each result was inconclusive and the suggested course of action was to simply repeat the test... I’ve agreed to submit to another biopsy in late January 2011, since my PSA continues to climb slowly. As my prostate continues to be turned into swiss cheese, during those expensive, invasive “looking for a needle in a haystack” prostate biopsies my hope is that donations to this charity will one day aid in the discovery of better Prostate Cancer screening tests and treatments. Military Family Charity (privates) We can’t do enough to support our military families, especially when they return home and are struggling to adjust back into civilian life. I’ve chosen a charity whose goal is to: “help those seeking resources for: themselves and combat-weary service members returning home from war with fragile mental heath, for optimistic-but-anxious children separated from parents during deployments, for spouses forging ahead with educations to build better lives for their families or to prepare for the unthinkable, for widows seeking information about benefits available to them as they cope with their losses, and for proud parents of single service members.” So you choose… All you need to do is buy a kindle copy of SHRINKAGE for 2.99 on 12/24/2010, forward your email receipt to shrinagePPPP@gmail.com and in your subject line specify puppies, prostates or privates. Or if you can’t decide, don’t specify in your email and the money will be spread equally among the three. Thank you for your support of these charities and for helping me to get my book some exposure. If enough sales are generated on 12/24, sales will hopefully continue through the end of the year and more money will be raised for the charities involved. The donations will be paid to the respective charities within one week of the royalties being paid out by the retailer. Please note that you don’t need to own a kindle to help out. Your Kindle books can be read on your Kindle, iPhone, iPad, PC, Mac, Android device, and BlackBerry. Rest assured your email address will not be sold or shared with anyone and you will receive no email communications from me ever based on your participation in this promotion. Details on how much money was raised for each charity will be posted on my facebook page throughout the next few weeks: Shrinkage on facebook http://www.facebook.com/pages/Shrink...83672688313158 Thank you, Luke Young Official Rules and Legal Disclaimer Offer ends December, 31 2010 at midnight EST. the author will donate the full purchase price for the first 100 copies of the book shrinkage (kindle edition) purchased on 12/24/2010 where the kindle receipt is forwarded to shrinkagePPPP@gmail.com on 12/24/2010. Gift card giveway: A winner will be chosen at three times on 12/24/2010. First at noon EST on for all purchasers who have emailed their valid receipt by noon EST. A second winner will be chosen at 2:00 PM EST for all purchasers who have submitted their receipt between noon EST and 2:00 PM EST and a third winner will be chosen for all purchasers who have submitted their receipts between 2:00 PM EST and 6:00 PM EST. Value of the gift card will be based on number of entrants for each contest period and will be one dollar for each entrant with a minimum value of 5$ and maximum value of 25$. All purchasers after the initial 100 on 12/24/2010 who forward their kindle receipts will have the full royalty portion of the purchase price donated to the selected charities. Then automatically 10% of the royalty earnings from all sales of the kindle edition of shrinkage purchased from 12/25/2010 - 12/31/2010 will be split and donated equally between the three charities. All donations made by Luke Young. Donations from 12/24/2010 are based on the purchase price and total number of emails received by shrinkagePPPP@gmail.com. In order to designate which charities will receive the purchase price from each purchase, purchasers must make their charity designation by December 24, 2010. If a purchaser has not designated a charity by December, 24 2010 the full donation will be equally divided among the three charities. Donations from 12/25/2010 – 12/31/2010 will be based on the online retailer’s sales reports of the book. Donation amounts and details will be available on the shrinkage the novel facebook page. |
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luke young
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Up to #78 in humor!
shrinkage the novel un-shrinks its way to #78 in the humor category on the Amazon kindle bestsellers rank today
And it has moved from 40,318 to 2,516 for all kindle eBooks today. Thank you to everyone who has helped, please keep it up. I still have a long way to go. |
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