Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 36

MJK2111 · 08-17-2010, 03:31 PM

I quickly pulled my trusty heater from the holster attached to the underside of my desk. I wasn't going to answer the door unprepared!

poohbear_nc · 08-17-2010, 05:54 PM

"Come in" I fluted in my best insincere welcoming voice. "Door's open!"

GeoffC · 08-18-2010, 08:43 AM

Picking up my nerves I walked gingerly over to the door; 'blast' I thought, next time dude get some clear glass instead of frosted. My hand went to the handle, but before it could reach the handle turned and the door was pushed into me; staggering back I looked and ... it was Her!

poohbear_nc · 08-18-2010, 09:22 AM

The blonde bimbo was back, and boy was she looking hot! Really - the sweat was pouring off her face, staining her silk blouse in shapes found in no atlas I ever saw!

GeoffC · 08-18-2010, 09:52 AM

"Phew," she said drippingly, "thanks for opening the door and letting me in."

"I didn't," I said with a slight tinge of worry in my voice, "you opened it, didn't you?"

poohbear_nc · 08-18-2010, 11:06 AM

"When are you going to fix the elevator in this dump?" she snapped. "I thought I'd never get to the top of all those stairs."

GeoffC · 08-18-2010, 11:12 AM

"Elevator ... huh!"

Sheesh of all the greetings this dame could have offered me, this was the last one I expected.

poohbear_nc · 08-18-2010, 11:36 AM

When I offered her my handkerchief to mop her face with, a photograph fluttered to the floor. "You found it" she shrieked!

GeoffC · 08-18-2010, 12:27 PM

"Erm, Yes, I did. And I don't mind telling you lady that the experience has put me off detective work, apes, clowns, poker and blondes; so here's the full bill and I'd like the cash now so I can take an early holiday somewhere quiet and peaceful."

poohbear_nc · 08-18-2010, 12:44 PM

"Wait a minute!" she hollered. "This is a picture of you at Coney Island!"

MJK2111 · 08-18-2010, 03:18 PM

Looking at the picture, I realized that I had screwed the pooch this time. Literally, as the picture showed me doing unspeakable things to a Nathan's hot dog!

poohbear_nc · 08-18-2010, 05:41 PM

Dreams of finally getting paid flew out of the window, along with that photo. I turned to the bimbo and said "Dollface, I'm still working on your case but I need some moolah to continue."

GeoffC · 08-19-2010, 05:37 AM

She looked at me, and I looked right back.

"Okay," she said, "but this is now on MY terms, come on; we have a plane to catch, and don't forget your toothbrush and that piece you carry."

poohbear_nc · 08-19-2010, 11:45 AM

Vainly searching for my saxophone case, and my toothbrush, I heard her snap "No dummy, this piece!" I looked up straight into the barrel of a familiar looking .38 pistol.

GeoffC · 08-19-2010, 11:58 AM

It was then I opened up the saxophone case, and showed her what it contained. "Nice" she purred .....

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08-17-2010, 03:31 PM	#526
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	I quickly pulled my trusty heater from the holster attached to the underside of my desk. I wasn't going to answer the door unprepared!

08-17-2010, 05:54 PM	#527
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,908 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"Come in" I fluted in my best insincere welcoming voice. "Door's open!"

08-18-2010, 08:43 AM	#528
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Picking up my nerves I walked gingerly over to the door; 'blast' I thought, next time dude get some clear glass instead of frosted. My hand went to the handle, but before it could reach the handle turned and the door was pushed into me; staggering back I looked and ... it was Her!

08-18-2010, 09:22 AM	#529
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,908 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	The blonde bimbo was back, and boy was she looking hot! Really - the sweat was pouring off her face, staining her silk blouse in shapes found in no atlas I ever saw!

08-18-2010, 09:52 AM	#530
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"Phew," she said drippingly, "thanks for opening the door and letting me in." "I didn't," I said with a slight tinge of worry in my voice, "you opened it, didn't you?"

08-18-2010, 11:06 AM	#531
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,908 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"When are you going to fix the elevator in this dump?" she snapped. "I thought I'd never get to the top of all those stairs."

08-18-2010, 11:12 AM	#532
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"Elevator ... huh!" Sheesh of all the greetings this dame could have offered me, this was the last one I expected.

08-18-2010, 11:36 AM	#533
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,908 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	When I offered her my handkerchief to mop her face with, a photograph fluttered to the floor. "You found it" she shrieked!

08-18-2010, 12:27 PM	#534
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"Erm, Yes, I did. And I don't mind telling you lady that the experience has put me off detective work, apes, clowns, poker and blondes; so here's the full bill and I'd like the cash now so I can take an early holiday somewhere quiet and peaceful."

08-18-2010, 12:44 PM	#535
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,908 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"Wait a minute!" she hollered. "This is a picture of you at Coney Island!"

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08-18-2010, 03:18 PM	#536
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	Looking at the picture, I realized that I had screwed the pooch this time. Literally, as the picture showed me doing unspeakable things to a Nathan's hot dog!

08-18-2010, 05:41 PM	#537
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,908 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Dreams of finally getting paid flew out of the window, along with that photo. I turned to the bimbo and said "Dollface, I'm still working on your case but I need some moolah to continue."

08-19-2010, 05:37 AM	#538
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	She looked at me, and I looked right back. "Okay," she said, "but this is now on MY terms, come on; we have a plane to catch, and don't forget your toothbrush and that piece you carry."

08-19-2010, 11:45 AM	#539
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,908 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Vainly searching for my saxophone case, and my toothbrush, I heard her snap "No dummy, this piece!" I looked up straight into the barrel of a familiar looking .38 pistol.

08-19-2010, 11:58 AM	#540
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	It was then I opened up the saxophone case, and showed her what it contained. "Nice" she purred .....