Unutterably Silly S**t My Kids Ruined! 100s of Reason to be Childless

[Dusty Bottoms]

Originally Posted by Nate the great

SHUMS: Shrieking Hordes of Unwashed Minions of Satan

first reference:
https://www.mobileread.com/forums/sho...950#post204950

Well you learn something new everyday TIL that Shums are children, o2 purposefully block VPN's and that all the graphics I thought I'd saved no longer exist and are gone forever. Thank almighty Atheismo that I have a party to go to this weekend or I would be in one stinker of a mood.

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Dusty Bottoms

Well you learn something new everyday TIL that Shums are children, o2 purposefully block VPN's and that all the graphics I thought I'd saved no longer exist and are gone forever. Thank almighty Atheismo that I have a party to go to this weekend or I would be in one stinker of a mood.

wow, that would probably make me want to throw things. then again, you could listen to the audio sample i linked to (if you dare...) and count yourself lucky you don't live next door to the shums. i hope you have fun at the party...

[Dusty Bottoms]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

wow, that would probably make me want to throw things. then again, you could listen to the audio sample i linked to (if you dare...) and count yourself lucky you don't live next door to the shums. i hope you have fun at the party...

Ahh the beautiful sounds of children at play (just listened) Oh yes, party! I intend to get very drunk and or stoned, dance stiffly to punk music (even though I really am too old) and then have at least one awkward encounter with a woman, which I already regret

[alecE]

My son only made a significant change to one thing - admittedly it was the living room, but given a vigorous shake of a tomato ketchup bottle with an insecure lid it was hardly surprising. What *was* surprising was the way we kept finding odd gobbets of ketchup in unlikely locations for literally years afterwards. And yes, it was worth it :-))

[happy_terd]

3 more month until number 4.

Maybe I should have a name that baby contest. Either that or sell the rights to name it via ebay.

[dsvick]

Originally Posted by happy_terd

3 more month until number 4.

Maybe I should have a name that baby contest. Either that or sell the rights to name it via ebay.

You're expecting? Did I miss an announcement somewhere? Congrats!!!! I like the sell the naming rights option - put it away for college.

[kindlekitten]

Originally Posted by dsvick

You're expecting? Did I miss an announcement somewhere? Congrats!!!! I like the sell the naming rights option - put it away for college.

good gravy! come out from under the rock occ!asionally

[happy_terd]

Originally Posted by kindlekitten

good gravy! come out from under the rock occ!asionally

[kindlekitten]

Originally Posted by happy_terd

if dsvick is under there, my world just got a major shake up

[Fat Abe]

Without kids, how could a woman become a Cougar mom?



Thus, I don't regret having kid(s), and am glad my wife turned out to be a cougar in and out of the bedroom. Quit staring, you jealous guys. Fats is actually married to a beautiful blonde with no stretch marks.

[happy_terd]

She sort of looks like my first wife nicole.

[Spoon Man]

This hasn't worked on me, I still want children.

[happy_terd]

You should. They are loads of fun and you can force them to work when they get a little stronger.

For the first three years of his life my son thought his name was "hey kid get me a damn beer and hurry up or you are getting the belt."

[mores]

Originally Posted by happy_terd

For the first three years of his life my son thought his name was "hey kid get me a damn beer and hurry up or you are getting the belt."

Haha
I'm sure my kid thinks his name is "NO!!!!!"

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by Spoon Man

This hasn't worked on me, I still want children.

But do want a teenager?
(Can't have one without the other.)