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Old 05-09-2010, 08:26 PM   #256
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Welcome back Mr. Jordan. Doubtless you'll be glad to learn that I am receiving hazardous duty pay to cover any singed nether regions incurred in my crusade to further the cause of clear thinking and Kindle adoption!
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Old 05-09-2010, 08:39 PM   #257
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Welcome back Mr. Jordan. Doubtless you'll be glad to learn that I am receiving hazardous duty pay to cover any singed nether regions incurred in my crusade to further the cause of clear thinking and Kindle adoption!
I'm sure your next of kin--however many are left--will be just as glad. If you're lucky, you may be able to keep the money yourself... but I'm not sure how much of it you'll be able to spend, as you'll be in protective custody.

You see, your statement above counts as open admission that you are a Kindle infiltrator. Therefore, I will be forced to place you under arrest, where you'll have to stay in our protective safe-house until your trial.

(That's the safe-house over there... it says "Fridgidaire" on it.)

Book 'em, Dano... and take 'im to the cooler!
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Old 05-09-2010, 08:52 PM   #258
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I'm sure your next of kin--however many are left--will be just as glad. If you're lucky, you may be able to keep the money yourself... but I'm not sure how much of it you'll be able to spend, as you'll be in protective custody.

You see, your statement above counts as open admission that you are a Kindle infiltrator. Therefore, I will be forced to place you under arrest, where you'll have to stay in our protective safe-house until your trial.

(That's the safe-house over there... it says "Fridgidaire" on it.)

Book 'em, Dano... and take 'im to the cooler!
I'm sorry Mr. Jordan, I can't let you do that! Any (and all) statements made in the llounge are pure hearsay ... and hence cannot be used as grounds for arrest or incarceration.
Nice try space boy!

BTW - did you know that you can purchase kitchen appliances, such as a Frigidaire, at Amazon - as well as over a half-million Kindle books?
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Old 05-09-2010, 10:04 PM   #259
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I'm sorry Mr. Jordan, I can't let you do that! Any (and all) statements made in the llounge are pure hearsay ... and hence cannot be used as grounds for arrest or incarceration.
Resisting arrest, eh?

Okay, deputies... he's all yours!
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Old 05-10-2010, 05:55 AM   #260
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we have another intruder ....
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Old 05-10-2010, 07:37 AM   #261
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we have another intruder ....
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Old 05-10-2010, 07:50 AM   #262
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Hmm, I heard there was some nice roasted chicken here?
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Old 05-10-2010, 07:51 AM   #263
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the quiet one, in the corner over there .... >>> anyone seen that before ?
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Old 05-10-2010, 08:06 AM   #264
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Well there's whole roasted chicken there on the right, chicken pizza directly ahead on the table and chicken salad with the condiments on the left.
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... the condiments ... not to be sneezed at ....
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Hmm, I think I'll go for the roasted chicken!
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Chicken, dear chicken, I am afraid for you.
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What? It's an honor to be eaten as roasted chicken!
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Well, if you see it from the chicken's point of view, maybe it's an honor best bestowed at the end of a loooooooong life
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What? It's an honor to be eaten as roasted chicken!
That entirely depends upon one's perspective!!!

People/doggies/squirrels/llamas/etc. -- keep your knives & forks under control - this chicken has work to do! I can't loll about on a platter all day while you decide on a sauce!!

If you would only take advantage of the over half-a-million books available for the Kindle, which you can download in under 60 seconds each, it would give you something to do for the next 8333 hours!! [And give me a break from running between threads.]
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