|  04-24-2010, 05:25 AM | #46 | |
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|  04-24-2010, 01:48 PM | #47 | 
| Banned            Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2 | 
			
			I asked an innocent question and you people turn it into something sick and twisted! I'm changing the subject of this thread to "Intimate Moments With Produce". So grab your cucumbers and go wild. Perverts.
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|  04-24-2010, 01:53 PM | #48 | 
| Booklegger            Posts: 1,801 Karma: 7999816 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Device: BeBook(1 & 2010), PEZ, PRS-505, Kobo BT, PRS-T1, Playbook, Kobo Touch | 
			
			I'm not sure an OP is allowed to change the subject of their own thread -- but you're welcome to try. Personally, I think carrots are more to the point. | 
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|  04-24-2010, 01:55 PM | #49 | 
| When's Doughnut Day?            Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad | 
			
			But pine cones are more interesting.
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|  04-24-2010, 03:28 PM | #50 | 
| Banned            Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2 | 
			
			You, sir, are a sick puppy.
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|  04-24-2010, 04:00 PM | #51 | 
| Bah, humbug!            Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9. | 
			
			I would never let Norton watch porn. My legs aren't safe as it is. He's a horny S.O.B.! (A little 4-legged rapist is what he is.) Last edited by WT Sharpe; 04-25-2010 at 12:46 AM. | 
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|  04-24-2010, 05:01 PM | #52 | 
| Banned            Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2 | 
			
			Poor dog can't help himself! As you've pointed out many times, you are pretty! Try shaving your legs. That'll stop him. Unless he's a total deviate! | 
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|  04-24-2010, 07:09 PM | #53 | 
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|  04-25-2010, 12:42 AM | #54 | |
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|  04-25-2010, 01:02 AM | #55 | 
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			Hey! Both hands on the keyboard! Pervert!
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|  04-25-2010, 04:52 AM | #56 | 
| Chocolate Grasshopper ...            Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW | 
			
			cats have sharp claws .... (just sayin')
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|  04-25-2010, 02:58 PM | #57 | 
| Zealot            Posts: 149 Karma: 200000 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: London Device: kindle | 
			
			Oh dear.  I'm new here so I don't want to over-step the mark.  But when I was perusing cracked.com this afternoon, I'm afraid it made me think of this thread.  Here's the link:  unintentionally perverted toys.  Rafiki and Simba at no. 5 seemed particularly pertinent.
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|  04-25-2010, 04:03 PM | #58 | 
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|  04-25-2010, 04:21 PM | #59 | |
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|  04-25-2010, 04:46 PM | #60 | |
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  n So funny! Thanks for the link   | |
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