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Old 04-23-2010, 07:33 AM   #181
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No promiscuous men ....
God's seed-sowers.

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Old 04-23-2010, 07:35 AM   #182
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Sure, plowing the fields and sowing the seeds.

(ok my humor is now at a critical lowpoint, I need to reboot)
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Old 04-23-2010, 07:46 AM   #183
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Sure, plowing the fields and sowing the seeds.
(ok my humor is now at a critical lowpoint, I need to reboot)
I can't help you with the humour. Mine's so low I'm lying in the gutter looking at the back of Oscar Wilde's head.

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Old 04-23-2010, 08:59 AM   #184
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No promiscuous men ....
Well sure there are, but we only got that way because the promiscuous women corrupted us.
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Old 04-23-2010, 09:00 AM   #185
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Well sure there are, but we only got that way because the promiscuous women corrupted us.
"Them", I meant them....
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Old 04-23-2010, 09:02 AM   #186
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Old 04-23-2010, 01:16 PM   #187
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http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/04/22...theory/?hpt=T2
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Old 04-23-2010, 01:54 PM   #188
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You know, I think we're all being just a bit too flippant about this entire subject.

Just stop and really give it some serious (snicker) thought.

If we've learned anything at all about Science, Geology or History, it's the factual certainty that there were never any earthquakes or any other geophysical activites happening on this planet until AFTER the first appearance of feminine boobage on the scene.

Once this anomoly was uncovered, the earth began to move.

Let's take responsilbilty ladies (well, not me personally - not MY fault) and sing out proudly: "We make the ... earth ... move ... under your feet. We make the sky come tumblin' down......" (I paraphrase of course. My apologies Carole King.)



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Old 04-23-2010, 02:29 PM   #189
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The Reformation brought with it war and unrest. IMHO it's not a great example.
I think it is a PERFECT example! it got people thinking outside of the narrowly confined religion box. I think if some of that liberalized thinking were applied to Islam right now it would help temper it a LOT!
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:18 PM   #190
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I think it is a PERFECT example! it got people thinking outside of the narrowly confined religion box. I think if some of that liberalized thinking were applied to Islam right now it would help temper it a LOT!
As far as I'm aware the Reformation happened mainly because of economic oppression. The church had grown large and very, very powerful.
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:21 PM   #191
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If we've learned anything at all about Science, Geology or History, it's the factual certainty that there were never any earthquakes or any other geophysical activites happening on this planet until AFTER the first appearance of feminine boobage on the scene.
Good point!
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:34 PM   #192
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:42 PM   #193
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:46 PM   #194
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She was black haired beauty with big dark eyes....and points all her own, sittin way up high....way up firm and high.

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