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Old 04-21-2010, 12:37 PM   #331
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KNOCK KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK! RING! RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Oh - there you are. Your vood is here my vine people. No - I must come in and set up your table. I'll bet you're feeling a bit peckish by now - I certainly am. Why yes - my breath is minty fresh!

I'm sorry, ve chicken was not available (it's daylight you know) so ve substituted squirrel. And ze chopsticks were blunt - so I brought bendy straws.

Hmmmm.... someone substituted mint for the garlic strings.

Okie dokie - all issss ready vor you. Let me tie zie napkin around your neck, your luscious pink neck pulsing vith the blooooood of life. Too tight you say, let me loosen it - oh no I scratched you - I'll just lick, errr, dab up that rich red varm blooooooooood. Just my type!

Damnation - I dropped your napkin under ze table - can you crawl under with me and help me find it??????????? Yesssssssssssssss

nom nom nom nom ...............

Dave - you're looking a bit pale! Dave? Dave??

Who'ssss ready vor their lunch now?
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Old 04-21-2010, 12:46 PM   #332
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Old 04-21-2010, 12:47 PM   #333
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we otter go ....
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Old 04-21-2010, 12:51 PM   #334
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Old 04-21-2010, 12:51 PM   #335
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Whoooossssssss next pleasssse?

WDE? Here doggie, doggie - ve haff bonezz - lots of bonezzz.

GeoffC? some nice dark chocolate from the dark side.

KK? - pleasssse - use a breath mint - I'm strangely repelled by that garlicky nuance. Your breath says no but your blooooooooood says Yesssssssssssssssssssss.
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Old 04-21-2010, 12:53 PM   #336
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I did too! and that's when I was going through hell at work and having some VERY diturbing dreams!
Sorry, I knew I'd forget someone from the crazy dreams thread.
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Old 04-21-2010, 12:55 PM   #337
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:46 PM   #338
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:58 PM   #339
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How about a bloody Amary?
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:52 PM   #341
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It's a cocktail invention of mine - Find a tall glass, bite Am on the neck, add a little Tabasco sauce, vodka and a celery stalk.
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Old 04-21-2010, 09:13 PM   #342
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It's a cocktail invention of mine - Find a tall glass, bite Am on the neck, add a little Tabasco sauce, vodka and a celery stalk.


I don't mix well with celery.

I think this whisky needs some more garlic.

And some more whisky.
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Old 04-21-2010, 09:22 PM   #343
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Hmmm ... all this bloody garlic! Vat to do? Vat's rong wit dese peoples? Just a little nip is all I ask. Hmm.. perhaps I shall give this viskey a try! [And become immune to the pesky garlic]
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gasssppp, me.... just ....

pour it ... on.....

me ...

before he comes back
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pour it ... on.....

me ...

before he comes back
*sploosh*

Half a bottle enough?

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