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WT Sharpe · 03-29-2010, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by happy_terd

... Stupid freaking airport workers already using that full body scanner to get off. ...

Now I wish I hadn't got that Pinocchio tattoo!

Sparrow · 03-30-2010, 03:25 AM

I've had a pair of x-ray specs since I was a nipper.

SneakySnake · 03-30-2010, 03:30 AM

Does the body scanner pick up the explosive in my DD implants?

happy_terd · 03-31-2010, 01:34 PM

My wife tells me that some implants have exploded before.

that is the saddest thing I have ever heard.

Jim Lester · 03-31-2010, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by happy_terd

My wife tells me that some implants have exploded before.

that is the saddest thing I have ever heard.

As with most thing that go boom Mythbusters have done that (although they said it wouldn't happen because of pressurization in a plane)

Lady Blue · 03-31-2010, 02:53 PM

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It would be more effective, less invasive, and . . . would put a whole lot of unemployed canines back to work.

dsvick · 03-31-2010, 03:55 PM

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How about they replace those scanners with drug and bomb sniffing dogs? Attachment 48971

It would be more effective, less invasive, and . . . would put a whole lot of unemployed canines back to work.

I like it - it would also be a whole lot more intimidating as well!!

poohbear_nc · 03-31-2010, 04:04 PM

Nah - terrorists would just learn to stuff their pockets with bacon!
[And vr would be arrested!]

jes1 · 03-31-2010, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Nah - terrorists would just learn to stuff their pockets with bacon!
[And vr would be arrested!]

Don't give terrorists ideas. The next trend will be to wrap the bombs in bacon. And people will blame us here at MR for starting it.

dsvick · 04-01-2010, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by jes1

Don't give terrorists ideas. The next trend will be to wrap the bombs in bacon. And people will blame us here at MR for starting it.

Only if they were also delivered by otters and targeted at skwirlls.

happy_terd · 04-01-2010, 10:19 AM

The sad thing is if they decided that the only way to appear (I say appear) safe is to stick a finger into the bum of every customer in hopes of finding explosives most of us would go along with it because we are sheep.

"A finger in the bum is worth our safety and not dieing" we would hear.

Logseman · 04-01-2010, 12:35 PM

Companies in the 90's charged a hell more for flights than now, and they had more clients. Now even the surge of low-cost companies doesn't impede people to fly less and take other alternative ways.

Ladies and gentlemen, noone cares enough about terrorists for not flying. Flights were hijacked with big mediatic repercussions in the 70's and that didn't impede the industry from growing a lot in the following decades. In those times before 9/11 they didn't treat you as a criminal at worst or as cargo at best, but as a customer. Now that you're all but humbled down by "security" personnel and bombarded by mutagenous radiation for fear that you have drugs, primarily, or bombs in one of a bazillion cases, people choose not to fly.

The war on drugs seems more a plausible excuse. The reason for which dogs aren't used is simple: dog breeders are no group of special interest with lobby power. If they were, we'd hear unsettling stories about cynophillia much more often, instead of reports of how a Halliburton offspring has gained a contract for installing one full body scanner in all airports in the US' soil.

Sparrow · 04-01-2010, 01:03 PM

I was turned back at the airport the other day - waaaay too much dynamite in my underwear

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I'll probably never be able to fly again.

WT Sharpe · 04-01-2010, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparrow

I was turned back at the airport the other day - waaaay too much dynamite in my underwear

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Join the club!

kennyc · 04-02-2010, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Lester

As with most thing that go boom Mythbusters have done that (although they said it wouldn't happen because of pressurization in a plane)

Amazing! I love those guys!

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03-30-2010, 03:25 AM	#17
Sparrow Wizard Posts: 4,395 Karma: 1358132 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: UK Device: Palm TX, CyBook Gen3	I've had a pair of x-ray specs since I was a nipper.

03-30-2010, 03:30 AM	#18
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	Does the body scanner pick up the explosive in my DD implants?

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happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	My wife tells me that some implants have exploded before. that is the saddest thing I have ever heard.

03-31-2010, 04:04 PM	#23
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,228 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Nah - terrorists would just learn to stuff their pockets with bacon! [And vr would be arrested!]

04-01-2010, 10:19 AM	#26
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	The sad thing is if they decided that the only way to appear (I say appear) safe is to stick a finger into the bum of every customer in hopes of finding explosives most of us would go along with it because we are sheep. "A finger in the bum is worth our safety and not dieing" we would hear.

04-01-2010, 12:35 PM	#27
Logseman Orisa Posts: 2,001 Karma: 1035571 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Ireland Device: Onyx Poke 5	Companies in the 90's charged a hell more for flights than now, and they had more clients. Now even the surge of low-cost companies doesn't impede people to fly less and take other alternative ways. Ladies and gentlemen, noone cares enough about terrorists for not flying. Flights were hijacked with big mediatic repercussions in the 70's and that didn't impede the industry from growing a lot in the following decades. In those times before 9/11 they didn't treat you as a criminal at worst or as cargo at best, but as a customer. Now that you're all but humbled down by "security" personnel and bombarded by mutagenous radiation for fear that you have drugs, primarily, or bombs in one of a bazillion cases, people choose not to fly. The war on drugs seems more a plausible excuse. The reason for which dogs aren't used is simple: dog breeders are no group of special interest with lobby power. If they were, we'd hear unsettling stories about cynophillia much more often, instead of reports of how a Halliburton offspring has gained a contract for installing one full body scanner in all airports in the US' soil.

04-01-2010, 01:03 PM	#28
Sparrow Wizard Posts: 4,395 Karma: 1358132 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: UK Device: Palm TX, CyBook Gen3	I was turned back at the airport the other day - waaaay too much dynamite in my underwear . I'll probably never be able to fly again.